FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[wenttobermuda]

This recent revelation marks the moment that CWC transformed from my pet lolcow to a feral horror cow.

 

[DolphinHunter]

I admit this has been on my mind for a long time though, what do we do when Chris dies? I predict some leaving the forums but that's just me

Many a person will breathe a sigh of relief, some may mark the occasion as holy, a few will travel from afar to see if it's true or not. Well, anyone living under an hour away unless it's a hardcore Chris fan. I'd imagine they would pity him more than miss him.

 

[Ahffline]

I can't say this is surprising from him, as deviant as it may be. It indicates just how twisted his thinking has become over the years, no doubt because of his social isolation. The only woman he interacts every day with in any meaningful way is his mother, so an Oedipal Complex isn't a shock.

Though he could have kept the tidbit that he's actually dreamt about fucking Barb to himself. Some things you can't unread, sadly.

 

[Picklepower]

Chris wants to impregnate Barb with his fucking semen and make a wacky baby!

 

[Jack Awful]

Many a person will breathe a sigh of relief, some may mark the occasion as holy, a few will travel from afar to see if it's true or not. Well, anyone living under an hour away unless it's a hardcore Chris fan. I'd imagine they would pity him more than miss him.

The only people at his funeral will be trolls/weens I guarantee it.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

The only people at his funeral will be trolls/weens I guarantee it.

Cole might be there if it would help him get the house, but will probably leave as soon as he hears

 

[Jack Awful]

Cole might be there if it would help him get the house, but will probably leave as soon as he hears

I see Chris' funeral being similar to GG Allin's.

 

[Gothicserpent]

This is.......something.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

http://sonichu.com/w/images/c/c4/Fkinglie.png

This thread has gotten boring enough without people posting the same picture over and over. This is the third time at least.

 

[PT 404]

Him asking Cole to come back home just took a dark turn.

Snorlax visits the Eiffel Tower...

 

[ZehnBoat]

I see Chris' funeral being similar to GG Allin's.View attachment 123637

it's a shame i don't think ghosts are real
a CWC funeral filled with trolls would be 1000x better if chris' ghost was there yelling and getting angry at the pickle suits, the fact that he was dressed as a dirty male, people leaving pictures of gay men/rosechu with a pickle/whatever on his body... etc.

 

[jc17]

Claims to be cured of autism.
Weeks later-
Informs the world about having dream sex with his mom.

Only Chris.

 

[2_blank_spaces]

Chris just reads headlines and doesn't even read the articles. It's very, very apparent here, because I read the same thing, from a different source. The mom had a bunch of kids after him, and even stated she'd just up and abandon her kids if it meant choosing between them, and her oldest motherfucker (ergh).

That being said, oh my fucking god at the "parents can teach their children how to have sex". Real life isn't some fucked up hentai, god damn this is the first time I wanna a-log Chris.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember when you still cared about things?

 

[PT 404]

Remember when you still cared about things?

It feels like just yesterday.

 

[DolphinHunter]

It feels like just yesterday.

For me it was just yesterday.

And then I read that Chris wants to plow his mother.

Too bad he's the world's worst hoe.

 

[Commander Keen]

Mother...
Tell your children not to walk my way,
Tell your children not to hear my words,
What they mean
What they say
Mother...

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

I honestly think the way Chris is living his life has gone on long enough.

He's just going so far down a twisting spiral of depravity. His mind is so childlike and impressionable, he has no possible way of becoming well-adjusted or putting the complex pieces together of society / social taboos / life in general with such a terrible anti-conducive environment.

I honestly think at some point he's going to physically hurt someone, ie kill or maim, or molest kids. Who's checking in on him to see where his sick fantasies are headed next? Absolutely nobody. He's got his entire life to continue to indulge in them and no clear perspective for whats right and whats wrong.

All he got was a shitty victim mentality from Barb.

Barb = Fucking terrible excuse for a human being

 

[Crunch Monster]

I am interested in seeing those troll logs, but why are they secret anyways? I would think his recent behavior doesn't warrant them needing to be hidden

I don't actually know why they're secret, but my first thought would be that releasing them would reveal the troll's identity to Chris. Maybe they're waiting until he's in a mental institution, is otherwise incapacitated, or the well has completely run dry (which it obviously hasn't yet considering Chris's new snatch and the confirmation of his incestuous desires) before they release the logs. In the meantime, they can continue to gather information and leak certain things whereas if they released it all now Chris would know who it was and cut off their access. That's just my theory.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Just made this Wallflower/Barb comparison. I didn't even cherry-pick the photos much either, there aren't many available, this just kinda came together on its own.