FB 8/10 - Chris comments on a news article about incest

[Iam]

I cannot help but wonder if Chris is into hentai? I never heard anything to that effect but to my knowledge it is the one media in which mother/child porn is very common.
We know that Chris already mistakes porn for real life so it would not surprise me if he took incest hentai as depicting reality.

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

it is the one media in which mother/child porn is very common.

Would you like to tell the Kiwi Farms how you know this?

 

[Iam]

Would you like to tell the Kiwi Farms how you know this?

It's a well known fact that hentai is messed up. The details of how messed up it can be easily picked up if you frequent torrent sites that list hentai titles side by side with normal ones, albeit usually properly identified. If you read Japanese, which I do, you will soon realize that 'mother and son' and variations thereof appear way too often for comfort.

I don't think Chris is into that kind of thing and hope he never, ever finds about it. The way he already takes porn as 'educational' would go horribly wrong if he added even more delusional porn to his portfolio.

 

[Kev]

Would you like to tell the Kiwi Farms how you know this?

Someone who possibly reads hentai.
Such lowcow potential.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I cannot help but wonder if Chris is into hentai? I never heard anything to that effect but to my knowledge it is the one media in which mother/child porn is very common.
We know that Chris already mistakes porn for real life so it would not surprise me if he took incest hentai as depicting reality.

Pretty sure he has watched/bought hentai, but I don't think he's into it as much as you think. It's pretty much just another form of porn to him. He tried selling his porn collection a while back and I think there were hentai titles in the bunch. He has watched Bible Black before. Forgot what he thought of it though because that was a long time ago.

 

[DragoonSierra]

I should totally link him this:

Spoiler: NSFW

http://g.e-hentai.org/?f_doujinshi=...&f_search=female:mother$&f_apply=Apply+Filter

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

In case anyone is interested in his porn list he was trying to sell.

 

[Apocalypso]

In case anyone is interested in his porn list he was trying to sell.

I'll buy one of his porn titles:

Tard Trek 4: The Barb-age At Home

 

[The American Hedgehog]

In case anyone is interested in his porn list he was trying to sell.

Chris is hilariously bad at trying to be manipulative. I also like how the conversation went to a screeching halt when you suggested a job.

What were the obvious reasons he wanted to sell to you first?

 

[Kip Winger Super Saiyan 4]

Chris is hilariously bad at trying to be manipulative. I also like how the conversation went to a screeching halt when you suggested a job.

What were the obvious reasons he wanted to sell to you first?

I'm shocked Chris didn't call the guy messaging him a troll.

 

[Iam]

Oh woah, that's a lot of porn stuff he was trying to sell. I find it amusing, in a sad kind of way, how Chris tries to find loopholes to avoid paying for stuff (like that thing with the videogames) but then goes and splurges on things that can easily be obtained for free online. It could be that he believes in rewarding in creators and thus paying for their material but in his case I suspect it is more a case of being obtuse.

 

[Jack Awful]

"Sailor and the Seven Balls" sure sounds a little bit like a gay hentai...

 

[DragoonSierra]

"Sailor and the Seven Balls" sure sounds a little bit like a gay hentai...

It was a shitty produced American thing. So was Anime Fiction 1 and 2

 

[Subconcious Offense]

It was a shitty produced American thing.

Yes, Chris is.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Chris is hilariously bad at trying to be manipulative. I also like how the conversation went to a screeching halt when you suggested a job.

What were the obvious reasons he wanted to sell to you first?

He's just trying to be a good friend and offer them first dibs on his jizz covered things.

 

[Jerkologist]

In case anyone is interested in his porn list he was trying to sell.

"They are not, and that is not funny."

Perfect encapsulation of how seriously Chris takes himself. Who even buys porn? Who would think others do? Who publicizes their hentai collection?

 

[Orkeosaurus]

In case anyone is interested in his porn list he was trying to sell.

and of course he ignores the terrific advice at the end.

 

[Jack Awful]

It was a shitty produced American thing. So was Anime Fiction 1 and 2

As long as it has boobies Chris will be happy.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

................I'm speechless.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

He's just trying to be a good friend and offer them first dibs on his jizz covered things.

Chris is probably too lazy to even masturbate anymore, so just get a chisel or pickaxe and you're good to go.