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Might be better for him that sales trickled down. Saves him alot of trouble with the taxes and tugboat adjustment. Imagine the outrage if those IRS jerkgents tried to put their grubby fingers on HIS money.
 
Most of us, if not all of us, have to work jobs that we by and large hate, at the cost of 40+ hours per week of our precious free time just to keep ourselves housed and fed. Chris made more off of his eBay shit in a week than a lot of people do in a month. Hell, 2 months when you figure in taxes... Do you not see why a lot of people would resent the fuck out of that?

3 points:
1. In response to the question. No. If you resent everyone who gets more than they deserve, you resent about 50% of the population. Chris is nowhere near the top of the list. You can debate what Chris deserves, but he has lived his whole adult life alone in a pig sty with senile and often batshit crazy parents. He has been made a fool publicly many times. He has had his house burn down. He has never had much money. I don't want to get into how much he "deserved" any of this, but if you are presenting Chris as being having outrageous luck because one time he came across $2000, it is a little absurd.
2. I didn't buy any of his shit, but I think most people bought it because they wanted it. Not because they were weens trying to raise his hopes. Not because they were white-knights trying to save him with a few extra dollars. They just saw something that was worth the price tag to them, so they bought it. I think moral judgment of that is really silly.
3. As some of you might have observed, I am much more on the "white-knight" end of the scale than average. However, I have come to believe even more strongly than before that helping Chris in any sort of financial way is not useless, but actually harmful to him. His expenses are greater than his income right now. This is unsustainable. We can't help him. The two ways to help him would be to give money or give him time/advice to help find a job/support services/place to live etc. However, his money shortfall far exceeds what we could/would pay, and he will not accept any other help from us.

At some point he needs to do some combination of cutting down expenditures, finding more income, or finding more concrete ongoing help from charities/government services. Chris is dumb, lazy and greedy, so he doesn't want to do these things. But he is not infinitely so. As much as we make the joke that he will shit himself and do nothing as his would crumbles, he will not let himself starve do death on the streets. He needs to come to the conclusion "if I don't change some things, I will end up starving and homeless". Then he might do something about it. But to come to that conclusion, he has to come a lot closer to it than he is. I don't know if he will. Maybe he will keep skating through, in which case he is fine and doesn't need our help. Maybe he will come a lot closer to the edge at some point, in which case temporarily keeping him off the edge is doing him a disservice.
 
You know, it's almost as if he has some sort of tendency toward doing the same few things over and over again...
It's like he has some sort of neurological disorder or something.
When you factor in the years of public humiliation that made anyone interested in buying in the first place, it comes out to a surprisingly low hourly wage.
2000 dollars over 7 years equals about 78 cents a day, a little under 10 cents an hour if you consider 8 hours a day.
 
One thing about Chris that always helps me to keep perspective is the fact that when you say he's pants shittingly retarded it is a literal statement.
 
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I'm getting the idea that people are only getting riled up because they're literally jealous that he's able to make money off Sonichu now.
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Well you're getting the wrong idea then, ultimately Chris has nothing to be jealous of. Most posts ive seen is people are mad that he is MISUSING the money instead of properly budgeting. At the end of the day chris is mentally challenged and will never live a normal life and that my friend is nothing to be jealous of
 
Well you're getting the wrong idea then, ultimately Chris has nothing to be jealous of. Most posts ive seen is people are mad that he is MISUSING the money instead of properly budgeting. At the end of the day chris is mentally challenged and will never live a normal life and that my friend is nothing to be jealous of

Agreed. I'm already working on saving up for the holidays, and the best motivation I have to resist the temptation to prematurely spend any of it is to think the words "Don't Be Chris!". Works every time.
 
You know, if things are that desperate, maybe Chris should consider renting himself out for birthday parties and business events. "Who's da birfday boy?!"

....and then he'll become irate when he realizes SOMEBODY ELSE is the Birfday Boy. SOMEBODY ELSE gets the cake and presents, leaving none left for him to choose.

Then the birfday boy ends up being declared a "Troll" by accident of birth. Literally. Because his birthday took the spotlight away from precious, precious Chrisshun.
 
....and then he'll become irate when he realizes SOMEBODY ELSE is the Birfday Boy. SOMEBODY ELSE gets the cake and presents, leaving none left for him to choose.

Then the birfday boy ends up being declared a "Troll" by accident of birth. Literally. Because his birthday took the spotlight away from precious, precious Chrisshun.

"Mommy! The Clown just farted on my cake!"
 
There's no excuse for Chris to complain about lack of energy.

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There's no excuse for Chris to complain about lack of energy.

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Energy drinks are a necessity? I thought energy drinks can fuck people's hearts up. Who the hell EBT approved of that and which state does that? I'm starting to think its California because I've been to California and I've seen fast foods with big signs that reads "EBT ACCEPTED HERE" and it just shocks me. I'm just hoping Virginia doesn't EBT everything like California does otherwise Chris would've been one lucky dog for living in a state that grants disabled parking permits to autistic people AND EBT approves fast foods restaurants.

Okay that can throw this thread off topic but in all seriousness, Chris is going to be most likely homeless because applying for Sector 8 takes forever. His optional luck left is finding someone who would take him in and tolerate his bullshit or find an apartment that is cheap enough for him and Barb to live the rest of their miserable lives in. But until then, he's going to be homeless and no one will be able to help him much anymore. People can only help so much and if they don't listen, then they can't give them anymore help.
 
Energy drinks are a necessity? I thought energy drinks can fuck people's hearts up. Who the hell EBT approved of that and which state does that? I'm starting to think its California because I've been to California and I've seen fast foods with big signs that reads "EBT ACCEPTED HERE" and it just shocks me. I'm just hoping Virginia doesn't EBT everything like California does otherwise Chris would've been one lucky dog for living in a state that grants disabled parking permits to autistic people AND EBT approves fast foods restaurants.

Okay that can throw this thread off topic but in all seriousness, Chris is going to be most likely homeless because applying for Sector 8 takes forever. His optional luck left is finding someone who would take him in and tolerate his bullshit or find an apartment that is cheap enough for him and Barb to live the rest of their miserable lives in. But until then, he's going to be homeless and no one will be able to help him much anymore. People can only help so much and if they don't listen, then they can't give them anymore help.

Saw it on the door of a drink cooler at a Walgreens here in Albuquerque, raised my hackles so took a pic, feel free to spread it around. As for Chris' future, it's been speculated on enough, and there's a thread for that, so to steer the thread back on topic, Chris' begging has just gotten sad. "Pwease,pwease,pwease order moar and IGNOAR DA DANG, DIRTY, LYING TWOLLZ!" I won't lie, I was seriously contemplating a commission before this, but his begging has turned me off the idea. That said, at least he's offering something in exchange for the money instead of just straight up asking for money for whatever but really for LEGO.
 
If anyone has anything to feel mad or upset about, it's that Chris spent the money he received from the commissions before his half of the transaction was complete. The money that was supposed to cover the "free shipping" was used up on something else, and Chris begged people to buy more so he could mail the pieces that had already been paid for.

Sounds like Chris has proven that he's a member of the furry fandom.
 
Well you're getting the wrong idea then, ultimately Chris has nothing to be jealous of. Most posts ive seen is people are mad that he is MISUSING the money instead of properly budgeting. At the end of the day chris is mentally challenged and will never live a normal life and that my friend is nothing to be jealous of

This. If I were a struggling artist or wanted internet fame I'd absolutely be grizzly and jealous, there's no denying that.

But Chris and I have nothing in common in terms of interests or goals. He hasn't achieved anything I aspire to do, let alone done it better than I have. There's just nothing in his life that I covet.
Talking shit might make me obnoxious, but it doesn't make me jealous.
 
I won't lie, I was seriously contemplating a commission before this, but his begging has turned me off the idea. That said, at least he's offering something in exchange for the money instead of just straight up asking for money for whatever but really for LEGO.
If you (or anyone) really want some Chris memorabilia, go for it. However, I would say you should definitely extract specific promises from Chris about when he will send you your purchases.

I do think Chris will try to keep explicit promises he makes, but if he fails to do so, please report him and get your money back. Or open up a complaint or something.

If people don't do this, then this is just Chris taking out a loan with his work as collateral, and it's a loan that he plans to default on. (Or he doesn't care too much if he defaults on it.)
 
Energy drinks are a necessity? I thought energy drinks can fuck people's hearts up. Who the hell EBT approved of that and which state does that? I'm starting to think its California because I've been to California and I've seen fast foods with big signs that reads "EBT ACCEPTED HERE" and it just shocks me. I'm just hoping Virginia doesn't EBT everything like California does otherwise Chris would've been one lucky dog for living in a state that grants disabled parking permits to autistic people AND EBT approves fast foods restaurants.

I read this article recently that was mostly about EBT and obesity and its cost on the health care system, but there was a part about a politician who wanted to get energy drinks removed from the EBT approved list because he saw so many kids buying it and getting diabetes. He was met with massive resistance from both poverty groups because they saw it as a slippery slope when the government decides what they can and can't buy their their stamps, and surprise surprise a beverage lobbyist who wanted to keep the government money sliding into their profit margins.

PS, don't read the article if you have a weak stomach. There is some fucking gross nutritional stuff going on in it (Cheeze Wiz poured over Cheetos is a recurring theme).
 
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