FB 8/18 - ‪Whopperrito‬

[The American Hedgehog]

Edit: he revised the post to mention that it gave him diarrhea.

 

[Football Meatlong]

But what is "mildly spicy" like for Chris?

 

[Straight Outta Cwcville]

Good to know, thanks Chris

 

[Lipitor]

He's like the Guy Fieri of regular fast food restaurants...



P.S. Here is a pic of the nasty shit he just put into his body.

Spoiler

 

[Darndirty]

Chris and Cole should get together and do the smartest and dumbest critics on the internet show

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

Just a suggestion: maybe Chris should strive to become a food critic.

 

[Mr Zero]

Who is Chris even addressing with posts like these?

 

[GS 281]

I remember the last time I saw Chis fuck a rubber woman and my Whopperito leaked mayonnaise all over my jeans.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

But can Chris taste spicy foods, goddammit?!

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

But can Chris taste spicy foods, goddammit?!

Diapers my friend...... diapers.

 

[lynx]

is chris getting better at eating fast food?

 

[Florence]

Goes down salty, huh?

 

[Jack Awful]

No shit too minor.

 

[Brian May]

Thanks for your input, Chris.

 

[Jack Awful]

Who is Chris even addressing with posts like these?

The same people most people who use social media to post mundane shit that no one cares about (almost everyone):
Whoever follows them and reads the post.

 

[Karen Riley]

I'm surprised to hear that Chris even bothered with a new food item from Burger King, considering he only begrudgingly used to go there because Bob wanted to, unless the allure of a new product was too much for him to pass up.

I know the Whopperito is only three dollars but I wonder if Chris eating fast food shows that he's not that bad for money this month. He's been quite sparse on the begging recently.​

 

[PT 404]

Anal leakage in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

 

[Kamalla]

is chris getting better at eating fast food?

No, Burger King is straight up nasty.

 

[Florence]

No shit too minor.

Seeing as it's apparently "mildly spicy", I expect this shit will be anything but minor.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

is chris getting better at eating fast food?

I don't know how one can become better at eating fastfood after seeing a video like this: