FB 8/18 - ‪Whopperrito‬

[Georges St. Pierre]

Thanks Chris for the quick daily dose of autism.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

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Hooray, Chris tries overly processed #GENERIC FOOD and pretends people want to know his opinion outside of being exceptional!

Who is Chris even addressing with posts like these?

His true and honest loyal fan base 6 billion strong!

Chris and Cole should get together and do the smartest and dumbest critics on the internet show

Can you imagine,
"..but Cole, when am I goin' to get to review your wife's exotic body"
"...go to the basement and don't come out until it's time to do another video that makes me famous"

 

[Zvantastika]

Just a suggestion: maybe Chris should strive to become a food critic.

Because we never have enough of those

I wonder if he evers goes to mexican restaurants and use his "Ricardo" name. Oh wait, that's a boy name, now it should be "Cristina"?

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Chris should replace The King as the new Burger King spokesman.

 

[Lipitor]

You shouldn't really review fast food until after it finishes running through you.

 

[Arkangel]

At least Chris got out of the house today.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

He edited the post.

 

[autism420]

I'm sad that it wasnt @BOLDYSPICY!

 

[chimpburgers]

Chris, the original fast food reviewer slob. Ugh.

 

[SP 199]

Why is everyone reviewing fast food these days

 

[blastoiseplushie]

Anal leakage in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...

Darn, beat me to it!

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

He edited the post.

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Yeah... diarrhea. Thanks for sharing it Chris, just the thing I needed to know.

 

[feedtheoctopus]

Good to know it's got the Chris seal of approval. As we all know he is a man of exquisite taste.

 

[Brian May]

He edited the post.

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[PT 404]

Darn, beat me to it!

I also called it before he re-edited it.

I also doubt CWC has ever had a solid shit in his life.

 

[Florence]

See, this is the problem with Chris's posts. You think he's improving, but then it turns out he's just full of shit.

 

[Lipitor]

He edited the post.

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More like a Whop-POO-rito now...

 

[feedtheoctopus]

I also called it before he re-edited it.

I also doubt CWC has ever had a solid shit in his life.

With his diet I'm surprised his bowels haven't ejected themselves from his body out of desperation

 

[WeeGee]

He should have posted it on the Ruckersville BK's Yelp page.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Are we sure the diarrhea just wasn't from him eating "ethnic" food?