FB 8/18 - ‪Whopperrito‬

[Don't Call Anybody]

See, this is the problem with Chris's posts. You think he's improving, but then it turns out he's just full of shit.

Well, not after the diarrhea...

Next week: Chris tries Indian food for the first time!

 

[MalWart]

Considering how BK was his favorite, I'm surprised Chris didn't start the review by saying "For Bob."

 

[Bassomatic]

Chris probably found this to be adventurous and it bit him in the butt, literally... back to Micky D's diet for OPL

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

See, this is the problem with Chris's posts. You think he's improving, but then it turns out he's just full of shit.

Agree. He always had a habit of sharing too much info. Maybe.... just maybe , this was a detail that was shared by accident.

I wonder what his next step is. Perhaps filing a complaint at Paypal and expecting to be compensated for having diarrhea?

 

[AnOminous]

I will now never eat whatever the fuck this is.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Seeing as it's apparently "mildly spicy", I expect this shit will be anything but minor.

It's not mildly spicy,
It's BOLDY SPICY!!

 

[Jack Awful]

I know the Whopperito is only three dollars but I wonder if Chris eating fast food shows that he's not that bad for money this month. He's been quite sparse on the begging recently.​

Hasn't Chris always eaten fast food?
I always thought he ate it because the combo of it being quick, cheap, full of tasty, addictive additives, and because he doesn't cook.

 

[HumanBeanbag]

He revised the post to mention that it gave him diarrhea.

I honestly just sighed after I read this. His own worst enemy etc.

Also kind of gross to think that he wrote it and then updated it so soon after. That's not information we need to track in real time.

 

[UGADawg08]

Oh my GOD. I was reading it on Facebook and thinking, "well, this is boring and stupid" and then I read the final line and gagged violently. Too fucking far, Chris.

 

[drmccoy]

I will now never eat whatever the fuck this is.

Thanks for Chris's review I now could care even less about this thing.

Still no Mighty Wings though.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

With his diet I'm surprised his bowels haven't ejected themselves from his body out of desperation

Who says they haven't? Do we really want to know what's under the Panty Liner of Fail?

 

[Jack Awful]

He edited the post.

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if this was an attempt by chris to try and offput his weird posts about sliced taints and incests with normal shit, it just failed completely.

 

[PT 404]

Why would someone decide to post about Hershey squirting on FB?

Spoiler: Guess?

:autism:

 

[HumanBeanbag]

Who says they haven't? Do we really want to know what's under the Panty Liner of Fail?

Ugh christ you just reminded me he's talking about diarrhoea while nursing his taint. The worst combination.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

because he doesn't cook.

That's some serious heresy. According to Chris women should cook meals every day.

 

[PT 404]

Ugh christ you just reminded me he's talking about diarrhoea while nursing his taint.

Unclit 2.0: With extra brown sauce.

 

[Pikonic]

Not even Chris will eat those Cheetos Mac and cheese things.

 

[JU 199]

Do we really want to know what's under the Panty Liner of Fail?

Assume its just

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Assume its just

"Something's happening downstairs!"

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

The gall of this motherfucker. Eating people food. Where does he think he gets off?

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