FB 8/18 - ‪Whopperrito‬

[JU 199]

"Something's happening downstairs!"

"....AND IT AIN'T A PARTY! GOTTA GO FAAASSSTTT"

 

[Jack Awful]

That's some serious heresy. According to Chris women should cook meals every day.

Which is funny cuz Barb did but Chris and Bob went to McDonalds instead.

 

[CatParty]

Fat fuck

 

[Silvally]

Oh Chris you lovable moron. he's the gift that keeps giveing

 

[Tenacious D]

he revised the post to mention that it gave him diarrhea.

For fuck's sake, Chris. All these years and you still haven't learned not to post embarrassing shit online.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Fat fuck

Now that he's a TRUE AND HONEST woman, he's really more of a fat cunt.

 

[c-no]

Hasn't Chris always eaten fast food?
I always thought he ate it because the combo of it being quick, cheap, full of tasty, addictive additives, and because he doesn't cook.

More or less. If Chris ever ate at home, that would most likely be microwaved foods unless he had the motivation to actually cook.

 

[Silvally]

More or less. If Chris ever ate at home, that would most likely be microwaved foods unless he had the motivation to actually cook.

Well most of his kitchen was buried under mountains of junk so i dont think cooking was even a choice for him

 

[Sweaty P]

There he goes with the oversharing of personal information again.

I wonder where all of his DIRTY, CRAPPED PANTIES go, since Barb clearly isn't in any state to be scrubbing shit stains.

 

[Penny Crayon]

That burrito thing looks gross

 

[Jerkologist]

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Edit: he revised the post to mention that it gave him diarrhea.

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Chris knows people who mock him for his obesity and fast food addiction are watching, but he posted a critique of Burger Kings new diarrhea burrito anyway.

 

[Innocuous]

Good to know you found something you like Chris.

Also enjoy the (hopefully explosive) diarrhea you fatty, that's what you get for eating shitty fast food. Eat a mcchicken, the best fast food sandwich

 

[Picklechu]

MILDY SPICY!

is chris getting better at eating fast food?

Practice makes perfect, and he gets a lot of practice.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Chris knows people who mock him for his obesity and fast food addiction are watching, but he posted a critique of Burger Kings new diarrhea burrito anyway.

Their... diarrheato, one might say?

 

[Sweaty P]

The dude probably needed a good purging anyhow. Can't imagine he has regular bowl movements - just periods of a gunked up colon and then the occasional toilet spray to keep his body from exploding from feces overload.

 

[Kataomoi00]

That's one TRUE and HONEST food review.

I'm just waiting for the facebook comments

 

[Sonitistic]

I wonder if he diarrhea'd in the toilet or in his briefs.

 

[Karen Riley]

Well his post got a lot more revolting when he decided to inform us all that it gave him the shits.

Chris is just baffling. Just yesterday he was ranting against online socialising and websites like Facebook, mainly because he felt like years of oversharing on the internet is the reason why he's unable to have any real friends or a girlfriend, then just a day later he's telling all the ladies on his Facebook about how Burger King gave him diarrhea. Tomorrow he'll probably be thinking about how baffling it is that he hasn't found a sweetheart yet, completely oblivious to the fact that his own choice of words and actions puts people off to begin with. The cycle his brain goes round and round in is just fascinating.

 

[AnOminous]

Please do not shitpost wildly in this thread in a desperate attempt to exceed the shittiness of the Mighty Wings thread.

We KNOW what you're trying to do!

 

[The Great Chandler]

I don't think the diarrhea is from the food itself.