FB 9/22 - Chris's opinion on Sachumo's CWC documentary

The American Hedgehog said:
I was busy, enduring one inevitable thing that I Had heard, about me, was okay, that I would have to sit through...

How this came up, when I was being interviewed for the Internet Dream Cafe podcast, I was cited as a Legend. I felt lost, because I was so emotionally problematic, to use that term loosely, between 2007 and up to 2014, when I came out. I never really understood why I was a Legend. I do not know for full, during the span of that time or so, how many people I had actually inspired.

Because he addressed me as the Legend, I asked Merryweathery How I was a Legend, or Why. He told me I was very well documented, for one thing. And he linked the more recent video, "Sonichu 101". But then I was reminded of the Documentary, which goes up to 2014, and could do with more updating.

Anyhow, I was afraid of watching the Chris Chan Documentary, as I had thought it would hurt me with a lot of the recounting of the events I was Trolled and Bullied, for the Most part. But on the other hand, there could have been some commentary from various people talking about how they were inspired by me, or something, I don't know.

So! About 8:55 PM, after I had a shower, I turned on and Listened to the Chris Chan Documentary. I felt it would be WAY Too much for me to endure Watching it, so I covered my eyes with my turbie-twist, I had my earbuds plugged into my iPod. I Listened to the whole thing. I cried at some of the pre-2004 topics, as they were Not offensive, they reminded me of times when I was so young, that I was like this or that. My tears welled into the turbie. For about Everything Before 2004, it Was Positive, it Was kind. And then, starting with the early days of my Sweetheart Search, and Megan, and Snyder, Mary Lee Walsh; I had a bunch of Oh My God! moments in response. But that was Cake. And then, I heard the old song I sang, that makes me cringe now, in tune to "I Want It That Way" from N*Sync, "Virgin With Rage", and then the "Sagas" with the Trolls and the theoretical exes; all of That was a medium-size slice of hell to me. So, in my overall feeling of that Documentary, I gave it a Thumbs Down on YouTube; I feel like it is about 45% Hellish, out of the whole hour.

I Really WISH, and I Feel it would do me a Whole Better World of Good for a documentary, or a full compilation of, recorded video testimonies from all of the people who were actually touched by my work, or by my kindness and efforts, in the genuine, Positive words, to outweigh all that four years of hate (07 to 11),... I Want That Video Made!!!

You All wanted me to watch this Documentary; I had emotional difficulties Listening to it! It Is Done!!!

There will Not be any Reaction Video of me watching this "Documentary", EVER!!!

Sincerely,

Miss Christine Weston Chandler.


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It took him this long to see it...
 
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Basil said:
I wasn't really on board with the whole 'Jessica is helping him write his posts' thing but now I'm starting to believe it. Especially since Chris is so autistic about his late 90s pop shit he should know that "I want it that way" was Backstreet Boys not Nsync.
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You are significantly over representing his actual understanding of the world. His "birthday card" to his gal pal sounded like he thought Leonardo DeCaprio was a pop singer ffs.
 
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Saladin said:
Assuming this post is actually from Chris, I find it hilarious at how close he came to self awareness.
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It's like he was right on the verge, and then instead of actually growing from the experience he fell back onto the same old warped view of the world, ie the documentary made me cry, thumbs down, why didn't they interview people who have been touched by my 'genuine kindness' etc etc.
The thing about the Sachumo documentary is that while not 100% accurate, and trimmed to select events due to time constraints, it was one of the most objective and unbiased reviews of Chris' life up until that date. If anything it left out a lot of the more selfish aspects of Chris that mostly shine through in his email correspondence.
 
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Normal people laugh at their cringy pasts. Chris just cries about it because it's apparently harassment to tell the truth that nearly every sane person who has heard of him believes.

Sorry Chris, you're still a faggot with a big fucking bent ego that throbs with your narcissism day in and out. That's hasn't changed, and you've shown it never will.

I'm sure the galpal bit stung and is what caused all of this rant. That, or Clyde Cash.


Edit: Holy shit did he just say he bathed? Chris took a bath??
 
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Caz said:
Seriously, who are these people?
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Ya of course he would give it a crooked bent duck pointed downward - it was not made to spin his warped world view that the totality of his heinous acts are of the highest most noble godly caliber in the totalitarian regime known as cwckville. In short, his typical faggot reaction.
 
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This really is an insight into Chris' self-awareness. There can surely be no greater indicator of Chris' attitude towards self-improvement than the fact that he decided to watch a documentary about himself with his eyes covered. It also pretty much confirms that he knows he's done some stupid things, but thinks going Tomgirl wiped the slate clean. I bet if he were to undergo another transformation, he'd admit to his idiocy during the period from 2011-[date of transformation].

It's like he knows he's a fuckup, but rather than take steps towards improving himself, he'd prefer it if everyone just pretends he's a functional human being. I actually think someone should offer to make the documentary he wants, but with the stipulation that he finds all the interviewees.
 
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Tragi-Chan said:
It's like he knows he's a fuckup, but rather than take steps towards improving himself, he'd prefer it if everyone just pretends he's a functional human being. I actually think someone should offer to make the documentary he wants, but with the stipulation that he finds all the interviewees.
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This is sort of a strange side effect when you give someone a permanent income but they have to stay a completely useless fuckup to keep it.
 
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I’ve thought about what would happen for a while if Chris was exposed to an itenary of his last ten years, be it watching this documentary or actually reading the cwcki properly. If he’s no closer to self reflection after this then it’s never going to happen. He’s never going to see the negative aspects of how he behaves and what he’s done. Despite 3rd party evidence of most of the less desirable traits of the Chandler persona, in his mind he’s still just a kind caring but misunderstood person, exactly the way he described himself in that early captains log video before he became famous for “madman rising”.

TLDR Chris is not capable of seeing that his past consists mainly of being an autistic buffoon.
 
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