Lovequest FB 9/7 - Sad over not having a sweetheart

[AnOminous]

How about viewing other people as actual humans with their own thoughts and desires?

Or you can just keep singing this sad song until you croak in the hoard.

 

[4Macie]

She has to earn HIS trust? Lol what?

The only people who want a fat, autistic tranny boy are other fat, autistic tranny boys. And Chris doesn't want them. He wants a hot woman who is either straight and will "enjoy" his pickle or a lesbian so they can trib all day.

Kinda seems like the perfect response:

Spoiler

 

[CharlieBrowns]

As mentioned, Catherine was set up to be this figure in Chris's life. And while the experiment didn't last long enough to reach a major holiday, the things he did give her were quite horrifying like the 'Three-Quarters Woman' CD mix and almost the arch-relic of fail itself, the "Ammyfest" (Anthymyst) MHS Class Ring - Catherine wisely refused the latter though because it was obvious Chris was trying to use it as an engagement ring of sorts.

And it was all funny, which is all I want from Chris.

Besides, excuse me if I'm getting this wrong, but wasn't Catherine a troll/kiwi who explicitly told Chris that she wasn't his heartsweet? I'm talking about a real ass chick willing to bang him and go on dates without a chaperone. Sure, the gifts he'll get for her would stink, but isn't that why we're here?

 

[Optimus Prime]

Chris's biggest problem isn't really his autism, it's his lazyness.

According to him, its thanks to that dang autism that he's too why to approach women, so they have to find him. Rather than Chris actually leaving the house and meeting people.

But shyness can be overcome. Just like all the other issues that prevent Chris from finding his sweetheart (Mainly that he's a manchild with zero to offer a partner) could be overcome.

He actually nullified is ability to use the Autism card after claiming those dumb binatural beats cured him of it.

 

[PlasticOwls]

Chris' pickle is sad.

His pickle has the prickly wicklies too from how Chris is feeling.

 

[Slowinthemind]

Tick tock, the biological clock is ticking Chris.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

In the part about building up a solid friendship and then allowing it to progress further afterwards, he's saying exactly what he was trying to do with the likes of Doopie on Twitter. It's annoying that he gets mad at people for figuring out what he's doing and calling him out on it, when it's something he openly admits to.

I'm not sure if it's for that reason or not but do most people feel happy seeing a post like this, knowing that Chris is still unhappy he hasn't been paired up with a beautiful girl after all these years? It's probably my inner A-Log but I kind of feel like he deserves to be denied the things like this that he wants so badly

I saw this from the jump. Chris is only nice to people when he wants something and even if he's "friends" with a woman it's because they're not interested, and he keeps them around because he still believes they can network for his sweetheart search.

I find this stuff to be the most disgusting and cringe-worthy about Chris. If heterosexual couples want to engage in "I'm the brute male and you're the damsel in distress" thing, then that's fine. For lesbians, it's never been like that; what Chris is describing sounds like straight men (like Chris) creating some dumb lesbian fantasy. I love how Chris has the "working theory of mind" capacity to believe that there is some attractive woman out there who exists just to rescue him for the obscure, mediocre hell hole he's built for himself. No, Chris is not acting like a transwoman or a lesbian, he's acting like an entitled man-baby who does not understand how society and other people think.

Chris has "loved" each of his "girlfriends" within the space of a couple of weeks. He doesn't know or understand romantic love. He's not even looking for love, he's looking for the sense of elation that would come from the knowledge that someone else will pay the bills, provide him with sex, sort through his unpleasant emotions, and keep the trolls away. For Chris, a relationship is a goal, a thing to achieve after dumping Bowser into the fire pit.

I've said it before and I've said it again, Chris' friendships primarily show that he's only capable of the superficial awareness of others around him, "Oh, you like ponies, wanna be part of my army against the trolls?". I don't think he's capable of romantic love or even platonic love of being a parent to a child.

 

[m0rnutz]

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He ruined it. He touched it and now it's dead. God fucking damn you Chris, Rachel didn't die for this.

(Rachel was a slut anyway)

 

[Fapcop]

If anything, its probably the thought of Barb croaking that's prompted the lovequest to be revisited.

In the back of his mind, Chris knows that it's only a matter of time before Barb kicks the bucket and he'll be all by himself. Best to line up a replacement beforehand.

For all his talk of having a "female soul" its blindingly obvious that Chris has no interest in female company or friendship aside from the fact that you need to unlock friendship-achievement in order to unlock the sweetheart-achievement and get to the china-bonus level.

 

[AnOminous]

Besides, excuse me if I'm getting this wrong, but wasn't Catherine a troll/kiwi who explicitly told Chris that she wasn't his heartsweet?

This kind of shit is exactly why people lose any "he's autistic" pity for Chris and his fucking stupidity. His autism may keep him from picking up subtle social cues from body language and hinting and shit like that, but he routinely just flat out fucking ignores explicit statements directed at him telling him exactly why what he is doing is offensive and he should fucking stop it.

 

[Cripple]

This is Chris' actual stated solution to Barb dying.

You mean finding a "sweetheart" ie a new mommy? Oedipus is spinning in his grave.

If Chris actually wanted friendship, he put romance totally out of his mind. He seems to assume any female attention, however small and innocuous = POTENTIAL SWEETHEART AT LAST and immediately starts angling for a relationship. If he wanted actual female friends he wouldn't look at them this way, but he seems incapable of seeing any attracrive woman as anything but Barb 2.0.

 

[Marvin]

I've often thought on what holds him back from having a girlfriend and it's like 99% his personality and that he doesn't respect women.

Women will date broke dudes, women will date dumb dudes, ugly dudes, ect. There isn't always some nugget of shallowness that they're after when something's wrong with the guy. Attraction isn't always based on some assets lol.

People generally fall for people they like being around. And I can't imagine being around Chris is fun for a woman. Any woman really.

Especially when Chris can't appreciate any one for who they are over what role they play.

But also autism. Dude needs to lift the ban on dating fellow autists, also needs to talk to people about his condition to work through it lol

Completely disagree.

Chris' personality IRL is inoffensive and milquetoast. He's not particularly deep, but then again, neither would the selection of the population that might date a (cleaned up) Chris. Like, if you're ready to sit down and analyze Chris' views of the world, and dig through the cwcki for quotes to that effect, you definitely can make a great case that Chris holds very sexist views.

But that really doesn't come out in small conversation.

Honestly, it really is a combination of how ugly, gross and poor Chris is. Chris is easily low end, nerd boyfriend material otherwise.

I wouldn't even describe it as being shallow. Some women out there are outright gold diggers, but being able to show her a good time (and have it go smoothly) is still a fair thing to find attractive. Wanting a partner with the desire and capability to give you a good life is a reasonable thing to ask for.

"I'm going to order another glass of wine" "hmm, yeh, dat might not be OK... *checks bank account* nah, my account is in da negatives!"

I can't imagine that's a big turnon for a girl.

You mean finding a "sweetheart" ie a new mommy? Oedipus is spinning in his grave.

He doesn't really care about the "mommy" aspect itself. He cares about the idea that he won't have a house to live in anymore if Barb goes. He wants someone to take over that role (even if the actual actions are pretty rote, and things Chris does already anyway).

If Chris actually wanted friendship, he put romance totally out of his mind. He seems to assume any female attention, however small and innocuous = POTENTIAL SWEETHEART AT LAST and immediately starts angling for a relationship. If he wanted actual female friends he wouldn't look at them this way, but he seems incapable of seeing any attracrive woman as anything but Barb 2.0.

He's not angling for a relationship directly with any of these girls. He's making social connections and hoping he'll find a girlfriend through that process.

Chris can't put romance out of his mind though, because as he sees it, it's essential to his long term survival.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You mean finding a "sweetheart" ie a new mommy? Oedipus is spinning in his grave.

If Chris actually wanted friendship, he put romance totally out of his mind. He seems to assume any female attention, however small and innocuous = POTENTIAL SWEETHEART AT LAST and immediately starts angling for a relationship. If he wanted actual female friends he wouldn't look at them this way, but he seems incapable of seeing any attracrive woman as anything but Barb 2.0.

It's not just attractive women, the new coming of the hambeast had to mention her boyfriend too, sending her to Chris' queue as a potential network for his sweetheart.

Chris' personality IRL is inoffensive and milquetoast. He's not particularly deep, but then again, neither would the selection of the population that might date a (cleaned up) Chris. Like, if you're ready to sit down and analyze Chris' views of the world, and dig through the cwcki for quotes to that effect, you definitely can make a great case that Chris holds very sexist views.

I completely agree with you, but that's only because Chris has been beaten into submission by society (metaphorically). Yes, I agree that the Wallflower and Catherine may have led him on, but that didn't stop him from exploding with rage when he realized he wasn't getting any. It didn't stop him from touching them after they said, "no, stop". The same thing with Megan. His being beaten into submission by society is the reason he stopped blabbing about all the imaginary sex he wants to have with straight women and lesbians. Get his guard down, and I am sure he will violate boundaries like no one's business.

He's not angling for a relationship directly with any of these girls. He's making social connections and hoping he'll find a girlfriend through that process.

Because they've probably made it abundantly clear and direct with, "I have a boyfriend or partner". That's what makes it so terrible is that Chris isn't friends with the sake of being friends with them, he's always in it for the thought of the potential Chyna. Sure, ponies and shit must be great to discuss, but Chris still has a singular mindset.

 

[KJ 195]

Is never being able to reach the 5th stage of grief one of the symptoms of autism?

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

It makes me so sad. If the most famous autistic female-souled trans lesbian in the world can't find love, what hope do the rest of us have?

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Chris wants a sweetheart, but isn't willing to take even the simplest of steps for it to happen, aside from sitting on his ass and having her find him...

I wonder how connected CWC's troonism is to his sweetheart 'search.' Culturally men are generally still the ones expected to 'make the first move' in some way and Chris is obviously unable to do that in any normal way. I'm not saying he decided to troon it up because he consciously thought "well, this way women will have to come to me like I've always wanted!" but maybe it was part of what made him think he is more 'gentle, empathetic' and female in soul.

But figuring out what makes CWC tick is probably an exercise in madness.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

It seems like human nature has decided to join in on America's favorite game.

 

[A Flying Nun]

Why doesn't Chris just use his psychic powers to get a girlfriend...?

 

[DangDirtyTrolls]

We know from things Chris has said over the years that any potential sweetheart is going to have to fill many roles.

She'll have to be the main breadwinner, since Chris' income isn't very much for anyone with any sort of aspirations and, despite ostensibly wanting to have a daughter, seems to have no concept of how much that costs. Chris' work history is sparse before PVCC and non-existent after, so even if he got a job, it's not likely to be much more than some shitty minimum-wage zero-hours contract at a fast food joint.

She'll have to cook, unless she fancies a diet of microwave meals, fast food and whatever slop Chris occasionally cooks up. She'll have to clean as well, because while Chris may not be the hoarder his mother is, we all know he was still complaining years after the fact that he had to move a doghouse once. She'll have to nag him to do basic household chores on a regular basis, like a parent to a child. What woman doesn't want that?

And then when does this person get in return for her blood, sweat and tears? This fat, sweaty, bizarre looking motherfucker grunting, stuttering and awkwardly trying to have sex with you while attempting to recite lines from his favourite pornos mixed in with Sonichu and MLP references.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Chris will never have sex again in his life.