Lovequest FB 9/7 - Sad over not having a sweetheart

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Since Chris views getting a girlfriend as a video game, the best way to put it is that he's a starter character attempting to quest in an endgame zone. He has no professions, grey gear that doesn't match his class, copper coins that get spent on useless shit, and he's still lingering in the starter zone, spamming on chat and whispering to high level female characters to carry him on quests.
 
Chris's biggest problem isn't really his autism, it's his lazyness.

According to him, its thanks to that dang autism that he's too why to approach women, so they have to find him. Rather than Chris actually leaving the house and meeting people.

But shyness can be overcome. Just like all the other issues that prevent Chris from finding his sweetheart (Mainly that he's a manchild with zero to offer a partner) could be overcome.
 
Chris' Queue:
1. My Little Pony
2. Twitter stalking internet famous women and VAs
3. Toys
4. Sonichu
8999. Taking care of the cats
9000. Sweetheart search
9001. Paying off debts

He doesn't know or understand romantic love. He's not even looking for love, he's looking for the sense of elation that would come from the knowledge that someone else will pay the bills, provide him with sex, sort through his unpleasant emotions, and keep the trolls away.

It's been said before but Chris and Cole live each other's ideal life, only with a Monkey's Paw twist. For Cole "Thousands of people hang on your every tweet; including your opinion about Toy Story 3, but you're an autistic loser who lives with your mom" and for Chris "You have your ideal woman who takes care of everything for you, but you're a loser who nobody cares about".
 
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I'm sure there's someone just as mentally fucked and fat as chris out there for him. Not like he has any room to be picky anymore.
Back in the day, say when he was in his early 20s, I actually think he could have found someone. You see dorky fat guys in relationships all the time, and some of them looked much worse than Chris. The big obstacle, as I see it, is that he didn't want to date other slow-in-the-minds. If he'd opened himself up to that possibility, he might have found some equally autistic girl who'd date him. Maybe it wouldn't have lasted, but it would have been something. Hell, I think he would have had a shot with the Wallflower if he hadn't let his duck do the thinking.

Unfortunately, while he's much better at socialising now, he's added other obstacles. Most obviously, the Tomgirl thing, but also his age - an aimless guy living with his parents in his early 20s is acceptable, but when you're halfway through your 30s and you've done nothing with your life, it doesn't exactly suggest "catch."
 
The loneliness he is feeling must be overwhelming. Of everything he has ever wanted (to be a woman, to own a 'life upgrade', to not have Crayola Model Magic in his anus, etc...) the desire to have a girlfriend has always been there.

With everyone around him at his age getting married and starting their lives, it must be incredibly frutrating. Some folks here have questioned in the past if he would give up or if the want for a gf/wife has waned and I am not sure it has. The fear of being alone must be looming in him mind but if Chris is nothing else, it's hopeful when all evidence is against him.

Oh, to be naive optimistic.
 
I'm not sure if it's for that reason or not but do most people feel happy seeing a post like this, knowing that Chris is still unhappy he hasn't been paired up with a beautiful girl after all these years? It's probably my inner A-Log but I kind of feel like he deserves to be denied the things like this that he wants so badly

I am not happy but I am completely devoid of sympathy. Chris is playing with a pretty shitty deck. Bad upbringing with negligent parents who set him up for perpetual welfare instead of even attempting to push him toward a working life or at least something to keep him from being an antisocial shut-in who grew up in videogame / cartoon fantasyland, being bullied in school and his crippling autism.

Despite all that he's had a wealth of opportunities to change his behavior, to change his ways and he's done almost nothing to genuinely attempt change. Sure, he's feigned change in order to try and get into the pants of some of the "Theoretical ex-girlfriends" but that's not the same as actually attempting to improve yourself.
He's also received numerous tips and ques from his white knights in how to make himself more desirable to women but unless the "advice" consisted of them saying that Chris is perfect and it's the women's fault for not noticing him then he's going to disregard whatever they had to say.

And with the Planet Dolan / MLP verse fiasco he himself and his absolutely nasty and creepy behavior blew his chances in that community as well. The brony fandom contains a lot of people who are socially more inept, unkempt and probably more autistic people than Chris is, yet a lot of those people manage to find sweethearts despite their manchild ways just because they're not as nasty or creepy as Chris has been to Megan or the Planet Dolan / MLP people. When people point out to him that he's being creepy he'll accuse them for "siding with the trolls". If he's your "friend" as a woman it means that he's just going to push his boundaries with you and start making it much more obvious what his true intentions are. If you tell him to back off he gets hurt and tries to guilt-trip you into accepting him back as a "friend"(i.e low-intensity creeper who doesn't take a "no" for an answer) and if you accept, he will "forgive" you and continue the creeping.

That said, I think that when it comes to organically developed social relationships, people generally tend to deserve what they get. If Chris manages to not be a creeper and find a beautiful sweetheart willing to put up with his shit and happiness with it, I would probably be about as indifferent as I am now to his current plight about not having a heartsweet.
 
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The only thing Chris and that cactus have in common is they're both pricks and slightly bent.
 
Queue? What Queue?

A regular single person's queue revolves around job security, savings, medical checkups, home improvement and a variety of self-improvement tasks.

On top of all that an individual considering starting a relationship for the purpose of marriage and starting a family would consider things such as compatibility, financial stability, long term goals, a prenup, living arrangements, etc.

What does his "Queue" consist of besides procrastinating on his orders, stalking women on twitter, whining on social media and shitting himself?
 
I know it would never happen but could you imagine the content we would get if Chris found an honest-to-God and the Bear, true and honest girlfriend. Just imagine the Valentine's Day presents he would scrape together.

I've often thought on what holds him back from having a girlfriend and it's like 99% his personality and that he doesn't respect women.

Women will date broke dudes, women will date dumb dudes, ugly dudes, ect. There isn't always some nugget of shallowness that they're after when something's wrong with the guy. Attraction isn't always based on some assets lol.

People generally fall for people they like being around. And I can't imagine being around Chris is fun for a woman. Any woman really.

Especially when Chris can't appreciate any one for who they are over what role they play.

But also autism. Dude needs to lift the ban on dating fellow autists, also needs to talk to people about his condition to work through it lol
 
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