Lovequest FB 9/7 - Sad over not having a sweetheart

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Chris does not know how undateable he is. He cannot fathom the idea that he is a not a perfect beautiful woman that all lesbians age 18-25 would want.

When people on dating sites (who are assumed to be looking for relationships) are surveyed, things like debt and living with parents and poor hygiene are major deal breakers. No one wants to date a person with no money. People like to do things. Things cost money. Who is getting into a relationship with a 35 year old who can't afford anything? Being broke is okay when you are in college and trying to score as much boipucci as you can before getting into the real world, but not so much when you are looking for relationship that lasts more than a few hours.

His advanced age, baldness, childish interests and attire, fatness, lack of experience, and other problems do not help him either. He offers so little. That qt lesbian would have to overlook so much that it would be impossible for her not to choose someone slightly better than Chris.

And when you think about it, it has to be absolutely flattening for Chris's ego. He was raised to believe that he was the Prince of Humanity, the Most Blessed Son. A genius with the voice of Bing Sinatra, a champion of the women's rights who masterfully overcame autism to earn good grades in high school and college, an all-around, irresistibly handsome, and the creator/father of the electric-hedgehog Pokemon Sonichu, Rosechu, and the city of CWCville.

All of which meant precisely jack once he graduated high school. Chris discovered that not only was he not the bright center of the universe, but was likely the autist that it was farthest from. He went from being The most important person in all the world to being featureless wallpaper.

Chris isn't merely ignored - you have to acknowledge someone to ignore them - he's overlooked. The difference between the warm, womb-like embrace of home and high school, and the cold, careless smackings of adult life must have been, and may continue to be, emotionally jarring.

This is, I suspect, a background reason as to why he acts out so much. He's frustrated and scared because he can't get his way, which he was 'basically promised' would happen. Without anyone else's cooperation, however, he's up the creek without a boat.

Bronycon would've hosted the type of oddball enthusiasm that would cause Chris to believe that people took him seriously, along the lines he preferred. The troll fans and girlfriends would've done the same thing, which, I believe, is why he doesn't quite let go of the idea that they may have been real. Better to be in relationships that never came to fruition than to never be wanted at all.

It's another odd aspect of Chris's neediness. He is easily one of the most publicly egotistical and extravagantly entitled people on the internet, and yet, his selfish desires can only be fulfilled if others - many others - help him fulfill them.

 

[Buck Mullet]

Gay women? Or is he hearing the siren song of drag queens?

Under the right circumstances, I have no doubt that an attractive, passable pre-op tranny could convince Chris to do a bunch of gay butt stuff. Something like Phil probably could too, but without Chris chomping at the bit for hot China, it would be more like rapey 'tard molestation.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

advanced age

35 isn't that old, but Chris looks 53.

 

[Marvin]

Gay women? Or is he hearing the siren song of drag queens?

Heh, unfortunately, the "cwctrannychaser" saga has not begun just yet.

 

[Graffik]

There has to be SOMEBODY, at least ONE person out there with a "gross, fat, disabled person" fetish, or something along the lines of that.

 

[Uncouth Twat]

Even if Chris found an insane blind woman with no sense of smell, Barb would do anything to sabotage the relationship.

I'm surprised she hasn't tried to sabotage his relationship with Officer Nasty.

There has to be SOMEBODY, at least ONE person out there with a "gross, fat, disabled person" fetish, or something along the lines of that.

Probably. There's people who get off on some freakier shit, so fat, five-headed and slathered in oestrogel probably could be considered tame in some circles.

 

[LazloChalos]

I doubt he will ever become an acceptable partner for anyone outside of a filthy fetish, prostitution or desperate prison rape.

Visually there were times one could say "If he only did this he could improve his chances" and such suggestions weren't too demanding, like stop using clown shirts, practice hygiene, walk a few hours a day.

There was a glimmer of hope with his Manwhore Carlos persona, where one could see him and not immediately think "FREAK!"

The tomgirl persona has pretty much sealed his fate.

I wonder how long it will take him to realize he is never getting a sweetheart.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm surprised she hasn't tried to sabotage his relationship with Officer Nasty.

Why do you think he's gone through so many blow-up dolls? You don't think they really "melted in the heat", do you?

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The difference between the warm, womb-like embrace of home and high school, and the cold, careless smackings of adult life must have been, and may continue to be, emotionally jarring.

No wonder he wants to be done with "adulting" and just "be pony."

I wonder how long it will take him to realize he is never getting a sweetheart.

Maybe on the same day the doctor tells him he has one day left to live?

 

[Uncouth Twat]

Why do you think he's gone through so many blow-up dolls? You don't think they really "melted in the heat", do you?

Aren't they also pretty expensive?

Seriously doubt you could find them at a goodwill or something like that.

There was a glimmer of hope with his Manwhore Carlos persona, where one could see him and not immediately think "FREAK!"

Except he fucked that up with "Stephanie Bustcakes".

 

[4Macie]

I thought of that at first, but I kinda doubt it. He did it once, got the achievement, and hasn't done it since as far as anyone seems to know. I don't think he sees just getting laid (for $$$) as all that useful to battle the loneliness, especially when you bring the practical considerations into the equation.

I think it's more likely that, left to his own devices, he'll just not have sex (with another human being).

He paid for sex twice. He'll do it again if he sees a need or becomes so desperate.

 

[Marvin]

Why do you think he's gone through so many blow-up dolls? You don't think they really "melted in the heat", do you?

He might've popped a few because he exceeded the weight limit.

 

[idosometimes]

Chris isn't merely ignored - you have to acknowledge someone to ignore them - he's overlooked. The difference between the warm, womb-like embrace of home and high school, and the cold, careless smackings of adult life must have been, and may continue to be, emotionally jarring.

This is, I suspect, a background reason as to why he acts out so much. He's frustrated and scared because he can't get his way, which he was 'basically promised' would happen. Without anyone else's cooperation, however, he's up the creek without a boat.

Bronycon would've hosted the type of oddball enthusiasm that would cause Chris to believe that people took him seriously, along the lines he preferred. The troll fans and girlfriends would've done the same thing, which, I believe, is why he doesn't quite let go of the idea that they may have been real. Better to be in relationships that never came to fruition than to never be wanted at all

He is not overlooked. That would imply he has something that people are missing. Chris is not even considered as a sexual being. No one sees Christine W.C., female soul lipstick lesbian, and thinks "you know what? I might want to engage in haraam acts with that broad." He is not an option without stipulations like last man-woman on earth. He is so far from what anyone would consider attractive in any way. he does nothing to make up for it either. It is not like he is a fat stinky man-woman who is a math geinus and violin virtuoso. He can sort of draw a Sonic ripoff characters. Chris does not understand how unimpressive he is. Nothing he that he has "accomplished" is worthwhile. His major claim to fame is having his name picked "out of a hat" for the Sonic contest. His "honor roll grades" and 2 year degree mean nothing. The only people who will settle for Chris will be just as bad as Chris, which he will not want.

Bronycon and fag events are perfect for him because the people there are such lib homo queers that they do not want to risk the possibility of offending someone who ticks so many special oppressed minority identity boxes. They have long codes of conduct about inclusiveness and hating Trump. Chris could be free of any haters, trolls, and cyberbullies. Could be. He allegedly screwed that up by sexually harassing convent-goers with his "horny" line.

35 isn't that old, but Chris looks 53.

It is not that old if you are a functioning adult. Chris is not. He has the relationship knowledge and skills of a 13 year old. He is essentially a dateless virgin. No lesbian woman wants that, unless she was pushed into a nunnery and is also a KHV. He is too old to be in a learning relationship.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

I really want to know what Jessica Quinn wanted to talk about.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Chris isn't merely ignored - you have to acknowledge someone to ignore them - he's overlooked. The difference between the warm, womb-like embrace of home and high school, and the cold, careless smackings of adult life must have been, and may continue to be, emotionally jarring.

What's really telling is that women have straight up told him "I have a boyfriend". Generally that for a first response has some indications that the women were really repulsed by what he had to say. It wasn't just "Oh hi, yeah I'm so busy..." or "Gee, you're sweet but...", and it must have affected Chris a lot. So much so that he made up his own phobia for it, and that's pretty nuts.

Sort of like his outburst in PVCC resulting an expulsion from class - teachers at Manchester may have put up with his nonsense, so you're right in that Real Life has been hard on him.

 

[JULAY]

This is Chris' actual stated solution to Barb dying.

Goddamn, is he ever in for a rude awakening when that cantankerous harpy kicks the bucket...

 

[WorldsSmartestManRonOTool]

I doubt he will ever become an acceptable partner for anyone outside of a filthy fetish, prostitution or desperate prison rape.

Visually there were times one could say "If he only did this he could improve his chances" and such suggestions weren't too demanding, like stop using clown shirts, practice hygiene, walk a few hours a day.

There was a glimmer of hope with his Manwhore Carlos persona, where one could see him and not immediately think "FREAK!"

The tomgirl persona has pretty much sealed his fate.

I wonder how long it will take him to realize he is never getting a sweetheart.

The only way he'd ever find what he hopes to find in a relationship is if he would accept a man. There is no woman in this world sitting around right now, just hoping for the right guy to come along with even a 50% version of Chris in mind. The only circumstance where a woman would voluntarily support a man would be a situation like some rich old widow wants a boy toy to keep around. This disqualifies Chris, for anyone new to this bizarre story. Even if he had the looks of a male model/movie star, no woman is going to be serious with a man with no job, living in a hoard, and plays with toys and colors all day.

Regardless of how society has changed, revised gender roles, feminism, etc...at the end of the day, the dating world still favors women. Most times it is up to the man to pursue the woman. More women are going to be more open to being provided for, rather than being the provider. More men are more open to the provider role. No female of any orientation is hoping to one day sweep somebody like Chris off his feet and live happily ever after. Which is apparently what he expects or hopes for.

So, that being said, for this guy to want to continue to live the lifestyle he does, and want to have a romantic partner...best he's gonna find is a guy like Kenneth Dale Earnhardt or whatever the fuck his name was. An oddball with a tranny fetish who wouldn't mind letting Chris pretend to be a housewife.

 

[Armchair Psychologist]

There has to be SOMEBODY, at least ONE person out there with a "gross, fat, disabled person" fetish, or something along the lines of that.

In that case, we'd have to dedicate an entirely new wiki to that transcendently exceptional beast.

 

[Bardle-B Jones]

Chris is just like a cactus - no one wants to hug a cactus

 

[Positron]

He is more like a corpse flower really.