Lovequest FB 9/7 - Sad over not having a sweetheart

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Marvin said:
Yes. These expectations have come up before. He does expect that she'll move into 14BC and take over for Barb.

Chris rarely expresses interest in places outside of Charlottesville. I don't think he's ever considered the possibility of living elsewhere permanently.
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IIRC, he once said something like "but there's no Charlottesville in [some other state]" when talking to Jackie or Kacey or someone else when they suggested he move elsewhere (possibly to find a job when he claimed that there weren't any around him or something; I can't seem to find the quote).

Buck Mullet said:
Under the right circumstances, I have no doubt that an attractive, passable pre-op tranny could convince Chris to do a bunch of gay butt stuff. Something like Phil probably could too, but without Chris chomping at the bit for hot China, it would be more like rapey 'tard molestation.
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I don't think Phil passes well enough, even with Chris' face blindness and general cluelessness about features. Still, I think it's possible for a tranny who passes decently and who, for whatever reason, wants to fuck around with a fat, autistic manchild with seaweed hair to do so with a bit of effort on their part.
 
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Picklechu said:
IIRC, he once said something like "but there's no Charlottesville in [some other state]" when talking to Jackie or Kacey or someone else when they suggested he move elsewhere (possibly to find a job when he claimed that there weren't any around him or something; I can't seem to find the quote).
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Oh yeah I remember that. Someone told him to move to San Francisco where everyone would accept him as a translesbian (or whatever), and he said something like "But there's no San Francisco in Virginia". Because he can never leave the Barb-o-sphere.
 
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Marvin said:
Completely disagree.

Chris' personality IRL is inoffensive and milquetoast. He's not particularly deep, but then again, neither would the selection of the population that might date a (cleaned up) Chris. Like, if you're ready to sit down and analyze Chris' views of the world, and dig through the cwcki for quotes to that effect, you definitely can make a great case that Chris holds very sexist views.
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i Shoulda been more specific, I didn't mean his personality is him chimping out or being viciously sexist. I meant he isn't much fun to be around. Like he isn't miserable to be around, he's sorta boring to be around. There's people who are broke ect and could still be fun to be around. It's not that he's broke per say it's just that his way of dealing with that realization on an outing for example typically is this very downer "ehh. Well. Um..". I mean plenty of poor to poor couples have fun, it's being able to be ok with things and at the same time being realistic about them.

Chris sorta has this deer in headlights reaction to any conflict that makes it hard for people to get close in general.

Chris has some pretty big issues no doubt too. They're the sort of thing people have to tend to before seeking relationships, especially with his future after Barb. in the least he needs to cope with them in a healthy way. No one wants to be in a situation with a partner who has a laundry list of troubles that have nearly no chance of a positive resolution. People can be poor or sick for some time but usually things in the very least marginally improve. Chris has several catastrophes looming.

I think he sorta also really needs to see women as regular schmucks too. He's got this patronizing attitude that probably chides people a lot. He uses weird uncle words with women a bunch. No one calls anyone darling but weird uncles
 
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BadaBadaBoom said:
The most interesting part of Chris' lovequest to me has always been how unrelenting he is in changing his habits even when the possibility of an actual sweetheart is on the line. Look over any of his chats or encounters with (at least what he thinks) are real girls interested in him and you'll always see him immediately become standoffish and angered with girls over any suggestion they make he doesn't like.
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He's only interested in the permanent fuckmommy, though. He's not interested in sex per se. He also doesn't get chicks aren't into that.

Most dudes are fairly terrible in this regard. When a chick you're interested in says something that moves them out of wife material, they don't stop trying. They must move her down to fuck material. The talk changes from "how do I get into her life" to "how do I get into her pants."
 
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WorldsSmartestManRonOTool said:
The only way he'd ever find what he hopes to find in a relationship is if he would accept a man. There is no woman in this world sitting around right now, just hoping for the right guy to come along with even a 50% version of Chris in mind. The only circumstance where a woman would voluntarily support a man would be a situation like some rich old widow wants a boy toy to keep around. This disqualifies Chris, for anyone new to this bizarre story. Even if he had the looks of a male model/movie star, no woman is going to be serious with a man with no job, living in a hoard, and plays with toys and colors all day.

Regardless of how society has changed, revised gender roles, feminism, etc...at the end of the day, the dating world still favors women. Most times it is up to the man to pursue the woman. More women are going to be more open to being provided for, rather than being the provider. More men are more open to the provider role. No female of any orientation is hoping to one day sweep somebody like Chris off his feet and live happily ever after. Which is apparently what he expects or hopes for.

So, that being said, for this guy to want to continue to live the lifestyle he does, and want to have a romantic partner...best he's gonna find is a guy like Kenneth Dale Earnhardt or whatever the fuck his name was. An oddball with a tranny fetish who wouldn't mind letting Chris pretend to be a housewife.
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I blame pop culture. Chris was raised by TV, and what he sees over and over again is characters like Homer Simpson or Peter Griffin, fat, stupid, self-centred, lazy schlubs with dead-end jobs who nevertheless manage to bag themselves hot, smart women who love them and mother them unconditionally, no matter what awful things they do. You get the same archetype in movies, where some loser guy winds up with some quirky, pretty girl who sees his many character flaws as charming and doesn't care that he's ugly and doughy.

Chris, of course, takes this fantasy literally. Why bother changing when it's only a matter of time before some meet-cute results in a gorgeous woman falling into his lap?
 
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Heh... Chris's greatest trolls have always been his ass-patters and whiteknights, who encouraged him to carry on without any changes.

And once more, just as reality catches up to Chris and gives the sads about no sweetheart: Something that might encourage him to go out or maybe even make some changes (insanely optimistic, I know!), along comes Jessica Quinn or whatever her name is, and rewards Chris for doing absolutely nothing.

Well trolled, Jessica!
 
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A wild Watermelon appears! And shockingly, not as moronic as usual

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William Elliott Waterman hmm. Okay, you're sad to the point of crying over needing your sweetheart, whoever that is. One of your solutions is praying that she will find you, which is a selfish thing to pray for. It seems passive and defeatist. What else you're doing is putting the "search" in your "queue." I'm just wondering, do you have a specific person or kind of person in mind, or do you just not like feeling lonely? I hate to break it to you, but there's married people with kids that are the loneliest souls I ever met. It's not the miracle cure to unhappiness. You've been drawing Sonichu again and doing social things like going to cons, and that's great! But do you ever get a feeling you could be doing more for yourself? I don't mean indulging in comforts or making art, but, like, doing something for enlightenment or cleansing for the body, like meditation or light exercise or something? You can feel happy in your own skin when you stop worrying and relax.
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A wild Watermelon appears! And shockingly, not as moronic as usual

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William Elliott Waterman hmm. Okay, you're sad to the point of crying over needing your sweetheart, whoever that is. One of your solutions is praying that she will find you, which is a selfish thing to pray for. It seems passive and defeatist. What else you're doing is putting the "search" in your "queue." I'm just wondering, do you have a specific person or kind of person in mind, or do you just not like feeling lonely? I hate to break it to you, but there's married people with kids that are the loneliest souls I ever met. It's not the miracle cure to unhappiness. You've been drawing Sonichu again and doing social things like going to cons, and that's great! But do you ever get a feeling you could be doing more for yourself? I don't mean indulging in comforts or making art, but, like, doing something for enlightenment or cleansing for the body, like meditation or light exercise or something? You can feel happy in your own skin when you stop worrying and relax.
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Some hack watermelon or what? That's actually insightful and not autistic for once. He isn't wrong. There are lots of married couples that are the most miserable people. Getting married isn't the cure all for sadness like Chris thinks.
 
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A wild Watermelon appears! And shockingly, not as moronic as usual

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William Elliott Waterman hmm. Okay, you're sad to the point of crying over needing your sweetheart, whoever that is. One of your solutions is praying that she will find you, which is a selfish thing to pray for. It seems passive and defeatist. What else you're doing is putting the "search" in your "queue." I'm just wondering, do you have a specific person or kind of person in mind, or do you just not like feeling lonely? I hate to break it to you, but there's married people with kids that are the loneliest souls I ever met. It's not the miracle cure to unhappiness. You've been drawing Sonichu again and doing social things like going to cons, and that's great! But do you ever get a feeling you could be doing more for yourself? I don't mean indulging in comforts or making art, but, like, doing something for enlightenment or cleansing for the body, like meditation or light exercise or something? You can feel happy in your own skin when you stop worrying and relax.
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4Macie said:
Some hack watermelon or what? That's actually insightful and not autistic for once. He isn't wrong. There are lots of married couples that are the most miserable people. Getting married isn't the cure all for sadness like Chris thinks.
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And watermelon's brain tumor shrunk three sizes that day...
 
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