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[CharlesBarkley]

It's kind of amazing for someone who constantly worries about how good they look and how vain they are, takes really crappy quick cellphone pictures at a Wal-Mart. Or shits the bed all the time. Or still keeps a hair cut that makes him looking like a ugly grandma.

I always find it really odd that Chris claims honesty is so important and lies are so awful, yet he is totally fishing for hallow non-sincere compliments all the time and blocks/unfriends/ignores anyone who gives him a real talk or a touch of criticism. Sure, I mean, maybe Anna will say something like "Oh, you look Stylish~!" but how would it mean anything? I would imagine even Chris knows that Anna is never going to sleep him, never hook him up with a heartsweet to meet, and everything she says is patronizing at best.

 

[Marvin]

The fact that all the comments just kiss his ass bugs me. Don't have to be mean but give him an honest answer.

Well, even dipshit white knights understand that he'll just unfriend them if they say anything he doesn't find flattering.

Eh, I don't know. Depending on how offensive they are, they probably won't get unfriended. Chris is very whiny, but I think you'd have to push him pretty hard to get him to do something drastic. He'll get there, but it'll take a bit. Like he eventually got cranky at the church for not giving him a girlfriend, it just took awhile.

But anyway, I doubt any of his facebook friends will comment on it. Also, Kenneth Engelhardt is really trying his best to get really far up Chris' ass.

 

[Ryan Rash]

Eh, I give him a rapist/10.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Could someone take some screen grabs or so of the comments he have been getting? I am very curious.

 

[CatParty]

Could someone take some screen grabs or so of the comments he have been getting? I am very curious.

just kenneth and eddy so far.

but he did "like" a britney spears/smurfs video at the same time he posted this

 

[Judge Holden]

Any other brits starting to think Chris is starting to look like Andy from Little Britain? (non brits dont bother looking up the show... its about as shit as it gets)

 

[Male]

*Chris implies he's losing weight but I've been keeping tabs on that second chin of his and I have yet to see it shrink.
*I kinda wished he went back to using that conditioner while it didn't clean his hair it kept it from looking like a greasy hairball.
*He seems to have several bumps on his forehead, pimples probably.
*He's got his earbuds and was possibly listening to music while taking this picture, to me that just says "I don't give a fuck".

It just boggles my mind why he doesn't put any effort in making himself look presentable when taking these picture...but then I took the time to read his frown. His frown tells me tales of abusive babysitters that cause him to spend twenty years in his room with all of his toys, teachers that forced him to leave all of his friends behind, men in pickle suits posting pictures he was blackmailed into taking, a doghouse that weighed more than say..a war buddy's body, a treacherious ex-gal pal and her evil jewiish sugar daddy .
Anguish, despair, torture, autism. They say more than a flabby skin full of grease.
10/10

 

[teheviltwin]

Any other brits starting to think Chris is starting to look like Andy from Little Britain? (non brits dont bother looking up the show... its about as shit as it gets)

Oh god! Exactly that.

 

[duckchu]

Any other brits starting to think Chris is starting to look like Andy from Little Britain? (non brits dont bother looking up the show... its about as shit as it gets)

Yeah, I know.

 

[Judge Holden]

Any other brits starting to think Chris is starting to look like Andy from Little Britain? (non brits dont bother looking up the show... its about as shit as it gets)

Yeah, I know.

.... you get one little britain joke on this forum. Any other such joke, be it impersonating vicky pollard or....fuck it whatever else the show did, will be met with an instaban and a telegram sent to your nearest sanatorium ordering your immediate castration

 

[Donald Duck]

Eh, I give him a rapist/10.

His latest picks of himself do tend to look more like mugshots for a sex offender don't they?

 

[cheersensei]

The scruffy face, the greasy hair, the blank dead inside eyes...all my nope. The inner cosmetologist in me cringes when I see his hair and skin, it's in such poor condition.

Part of me is curious though, if someone would suggest him stopping in at a local beauty school for a haircut, how he would react. He'd get serviced by pretty girls and somewhat cleaned up in the process.

 

[Thetan]

Chris is a 1, but with improvement he'd make it to 6.

Chris is a 1 because of that hair, that fat, the tattered Goodwill clothes, and the depressed puss. He was marginally (physically) attractive during his "gay trucker outfit" Rollin-n-Trollin days. Now, this is just half-ass tomgirl lazy shit.

Believe it or not, I didn't think Chris looked too bad as 'Carlos Chantor'. His hair appears to be clean and it's in a style that works with his face. He's noticeably lighter (note, in particular, his chin and jawline area), and he's wearing normal clothing.

I dunno, maybe the dark glasses help? Still, it wasn't a bad look for him (although the idea of Chris as an escort is ridiculous / lulzy).

He also looked quite passable in the 'Rollin' and Trollin' video. (He looks a little heavier in the video, but still, much cleaner and better dressed.) The effect is ruined though when he starts speaking. That voice

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And in this picture, taken at Anime Mid-Atlantic, he's actually kinda cute:

As others have said, all those years of poor diet, hygiene, and lack of regular exercise have taken their toll.

It doesn't look like he's even putting much effort into the whole 'Tomgirl' thing anymore. In is latest pic, I don't see any makeup and he obviously hasn't tried to do anything with his hair (including something as simple as washing it). He appears to be in normal clothing as well.

 

[Pikonic]

Who is he showing this to? He's cut his friends list down to like 11 people. Does he want free coddling from Anna?

 

[Christ-Chan]

I enjoy that someone rated him a seven on here.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I dunno, maybe the dark glasses help?

He also looked quite passable in the 'Rollin' and Trollin' video.

The sunglasses are the common theme. They hide his dead fish eyes. Take those off, and he goes back to looking like an alien podperson.

Who is he showing this to? He's cut his friends list down to like 11 people. Does he want free coddling from Anna?

He made it public, so my guess is he's hoping we vote on it (which we have), and hoping that a sizable portion of us will decide we find him attractive (which won't happen).

Hell, we've seen before where he found out there were women on this forum, and he dropped whatever other rant he was on so he could wax about wanting those women to redeem their ways and come fuck him.

 

[Thetan]

I feel confident in presuming that he will be visiting this thread to see our answers... and he won't like the landslide for "1".

If Chris was like most normal people, the results of this poll could be a wake-up call that could motivate him to actually try and improve himself.

It's actually less expensive to eat healthy and cook your own meals. Of course, Chris is too fucking lazy to do this and he'd probably whine about the condition of his kitchen making it difficult to actually cook a real meal. (Of course, cleaning it up wouldn't occur to him.)

He could manage regular exercise as well. Some gyms, such as Planet Fitness, offer no-contract, full non-restricted memberships for as little as $10 down and $10/month (no contract / commitment). During their specials, the joining fee is waived. Even if Chris whines about not being able to afford a gym, he could get his fat ass out and walk every day, eventually building up to longer walks and maybe even jogging or running. Walmart has cheap exercise equipment as well; everything from cheap weight sets to benches and treadmills. TL;DR: Chris has no excuse for not exercising.

Chris could also put aside a portion of his money for some decent clothing. A visit to a salon wouldn't be a bad idea either. He could get his hair cut and styled in a way that better fits the shape of his face. They could give him advice on skin care as well.

Of course, we're talking about Chris here, which means that he won't do any of these things.

I feel confident in presuming that he will be visiting this thread to see our answers... and he won't like the landslide for "1".

I think he's already visited the thread. *Somebody* gave him a '10'.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

The fact that all the comments just kiss his ass bugs me. Don't have to be mean but give him an honest answer.

Well, even dipshit white knights understand that he'll just unfriend them if they say anything he doesn't find flattering.

Eh, I don't know. Depending on how offensive they are, they probably won't get unfriended. Chris is very whiny, but I think you'd have to push him pretty hard to get him to do something drastic. He'll get there, but it'll take a bit. Like he eventually got cranky at the church for not giving him a girlfriend, it just took awhile.

But anyway, I doubt any of his facebook friends will comment on it. Also, Kenneth Engelhardt is really trying his best to get really far up Chris' ass.

Not only that but it's not like you have to kick his teeth in. Just be like "Concealer could cover your pimples which would help." IDK I just think it'd be better to try and help than kiss his ass constantly.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Fine Chris, fine. Here you go. Here's your dating education.

sosuave.com

1/10 for ugliness.

 

[Fuzzy Wuzzy]

Sometimes, I think the "friends" who kisses Chris's ass aren't really his friends. They must be plotting on how to use him for something. They slowly kiss his ass to build their friendship with him and slowly try to find ways to manipulate him from there. I don't know well about the meaning of "friendship" in the American culture but friends are people who truly care for each other and don't give each other asspats (or at least that's what I was told as a universal thing about friendship which includes how Americans see friends). Apparently, Chris's ideas of friends are those who constantly give him asspats to make him happy and never tell him why he's miserable. But if you ask me about Anna, I don't think she's really much of a friend to Chris but probably using him so she can get attention for herself from him. But that's just my theory.