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[Thetan]

Just looking at him now makes my stomache feel quesy.

I just can't comprehend this. Sure Chris doesn't like putting effort into things, this is Chris after all, but surely he must know that it's required to keep up appearences? Didn't he learn that sort of thing in health class back at school? Eating nothing but shit and not burning it off will make you fat, not bathing will make you greasy as fuck, etc etc etc.

I wonder if his diet is making him depressed? All that corn syrup in soda can cause major depression.

You're right about the depression. However, according to the article I've linked below, women are more adversely effected. The article also has one other interesting thing to say. Apparently, a diet high in sugar can lead to irritable bowel syndrome. This could explain Chris's

Anyway, I thought you might find the article interesting (and it's a fairly short read).

http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog...uld-soda-and-sugar-be-causing-your-depression

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

If Chris was like most normal people, the results of this poll could be a wake-up call that could motivate him to actually try and improve himself.

But for him, it's proof that we are wrong. Which makes you wonder why he would bother asking the question anyway, if he thinks he already knows better.

Not only that but it's not like you have to kick his teeth in. Just be like "Concealer could cover your pimples which would help."

He'd get mad at you for pointing out he had pimples.

If he had cancer, he'd get mad at you for suggesting he go to the hospital for treatment.

 

[CatParty]

Sometimes, I think the "friends" who kisses Chris's ass aren't really his friends. They must be plotting on how to use him for something. They slowly kiss his ass to build their friendship with him and slowly try to find ways to manipulate him from there. I don't know well about the meaning of "friendship" in the American culture but friends are people who truly care for each other and don't give each other asspats (or at least that's what I was told as a universal thing about friendship which includes how Americans see friends). Apparently, Chris's ideas of friends are those who constantly give him asspats to make him happy and never tell him why he's miserable. But if you ask me about Anna, I don't think she's really much of a friend to Chris but probably using him so she can get attention for herself from him. But that's just my theory.

which going by kenneth's conversations with jessica sideways on twitter sounds about right.

 

[Shadow Fox]

I never thought I would be able to say this about Chris, but he's really let himself go. I love how almost all of the pictures he's taken of himself in the past year or so have all been taken in Wal-Mart or his car. I wonder if he's tried to take some at home but Barb screeches at him about it.

And in this picture, taken at Anime Mid-Atlantic, he's actually kinda cute:

He does look surprisingly normal in this picture - something about his smile seems much more natural and genuine than his normal tight-lipped grimace.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That there is a genuine smile, and he looks completely fine.

I'm more surprised that he isn't hoverhanding that poor girl.

 

[duckchu]

Any other brits starting to think Chris is starting to look like Andy from Little Britain? (non brits dont bother looking up the show... its about as shit as it gets)

Yeah, I know.

.... you get one little britain joke on this forum. Any other such joke, be it impersonating vicky pollard or....fuck it whatever else the show did, will be met with an instaban and a telegram sent to your nearest sanatorium ordering your immediate castration

 

[Bob's Fries]

Just looking at him now makes my stomache feel quesy.

I just can't comprehend this. Sure Chris doesn't like putting effort into things, this is Chris after all, but surely he must know that it's required to keep up appearences? Didn't he learn that sort of thing in health class back at school? Eating nothing but shit and not burning it off will make you fat, not bathing will make you greasy as fuck, etc etc etc.

I wonder if his diet is making him depressed? All that corn syrup in soda can cause major depression.

He slept through those classes.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

When it gets right down to it, Chris isn't actually genetically ugly, older photo's show a perfectly decent looking young man if you can look past the bizarre attire. His "ugliness" is purely down to dressing himself badly, overeating terrible food, lack of exercise, and disgustingly low hygiene. All these thing can be combated and changed if he decided to put the effort in.

But can it hide the ugly attitude that his appearance reflects?

Absolutely not, and that was gonna be my next point. Physical attraction is hardly the only barrier standing between Chris and his sweetheart, he can bang on about being "good and honest" all he wants, but at the end of the day he's just not a particularly nice person.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Sometimes, I think the "friends" who kisses Chris's ass aren't really his friends.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: A "real" friend to Chris is one who wouldn't remain his friend long, because that person would say honest things Chris needs to hear but doesn't want to, and Chris would eventually get tired and cut the person off.

Chris and his sweetheart, he can bang on about being "good and honest" all he wants, but at the end of the day he's just not a particularly nice person.

And he thinks it's some woman's job to look past that and put up with his shitty attitude toward her. What he doesn't get is that this just wouldn't be fair to the woman in question, and why should she be willing to put up with it? Why should she get short-changed on her romantic partner just because he doesn't want to overcome his own problems?

 

[Thetan]

I'm sorry, all I see in that picture is a really fat version of Ben Franklin, with the hair and all.

To me, he looks more like a fat, dirtier/greasier version of Buffalo Bill.

 

[CatParty]

he's trying to grow the hulkster's skullet.

 

[bradsternum]

I dunno, maybe the dark glasses help?

The sunglasses are the common theme. They hide his dead fish eyes. Take those off, and he goes back to looking like an alien podperson.

Yeah, he's basically like Dr. Doom from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit?"

As for Chris, at his peak, he might have been a 4 or a 5. He's a 2 now. Maybe a 1 & 1/2.

 

[duckchu]

I'm sorry, all I see in that picture is a really fat version of Ben Franklin, with the hair and all.

To me, he looks more like a fat, dirtier/greasier version of Buffalo Bill.

Dear God, it's uncanny!

 

[Picklepower]

If the Facebook people were really friends, then why don't they ever come to his house to chill or something lol. Me and my friends chill all the time, play games, bum around stores, go to cons, sometimes we just drive around playing music. His live god bear knows where, while he's a prisoner, with warden Barb.

 

[Male]

If the Facebook people were really friends, then why don't they ever come to his house to chill

Barb.

There's your answer

 

[CatParty]

If the Facebook people were really friends, then why don't they ever come to his house to chill or something lol. Me and my friends chill all the time, play games, bum around stores, go to cons, sometimes we just drive around playing music. His live god bear knows where, while he's a prisoner, with warden Barb.

i don't think he's allowed to have people inside. i believe the last birthday he tried to celebrate he demanded people come over to hang out in his front yard.


in february.

 

[gunflavored]

Here, I tried to make him look better (sorry for my shitty photoshop skills):

 

[Male]

Here, I tried to make him look better (sorry for my shitty photoshop skills):

The result of Megan giving birth to Chris's child Crystal.

 

[Agouti]

Oh god, he's really looking horrible. This isn't anything particularly new for Chris, but looking at his older videos he's definitely gone downhill. I'd say right now he's at a 2, only because I know that he can and will get worse as time passes (assuming he does nothing to change).
With proper hygiene he could at least start looking presentable again, and while I won't say he could look 'handsome', he could at least bump himself up to "below average" instead of wallowing at "homeless redneck grandma" tier. But I can guarantee that how he is right now, he gives off the vibe of someone who's just completely given up on life -- not an attractive trait for potential heartsweets. Or anyone, really.

 

[RP 520]

He looks around 10 or 20 pounds skinnier, his face and double chin doesn't look as bloated as in earlier pictures. However 10-20 pounds isn't going to make much of a difference when he probably weighed in at the 300's to start with.