Fear and Loathing in Casa de Chandler

[IwegalBadnik]

Chris hired a hooker out of desperation because he was afraid of going to jail for the rest of his life (which was never a real threat)

Considering his lifestyle and health, I wouldn't be as confident in his survival.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Considering his lifestyle and health, I wouldn't be as confident in his survival.

Well, my point was that he was facing a maximum of like 60 days in jail because his crime wasn't a huge deal, relatively speaking. But Chris is so lazy that he actively avoided learning about his own situation, so he ignorantly believed he would go to prison for eleventy billion years or whatever.

 

[Picklechu]

Well, my point was that he was facing a maximum of like 60 days in jail because his crime wasn't a huge deal, relatively speaking. But Chris is so lazy that he actively avoided learning about his own situation, so he ignorantly believed he would go to prison for eleventy billion years or whatever.

Eleventy-billion years of prison or being rewarded ownership of the PLace were seemingly the only two possible outcomes in his mind.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Actually there was that time where he complained to Cole that he needed to take care of Barb so that he can have more time for his sweetheart search. Also he once complained in a comment that the girl has to "make the first move and everything". Because he's too much of a pussy to approach women.

I know it's old news but I really do love how he kills the sweetheart search before it even begins.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I wonder if Barb knows about it (not that she would care).

She probably slept through the whole thing. Besides, how would she punish OPL if she did know? Cut his hair?

 

[Raccoon99]

She probably slept through the whole thing. Besides, how would she punish OPL if she did know? Cut his hair?

Or get rid of his legos.

 

[Rev. Rye]

I never considered Chris becoming a prostitute.

"Hmm...yeah...I'll blow y...blow you for $10,000...or...or you can buy me a...buy me some TMNT Legos."

Remember the whole Carlos Chantor saga? He was on an Escort site and was even offering incalls at 14BC. Nobody but trolls called him.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Nobody but trolls called him.

That's a pretty good one-sentence biography of CWC right there.

 

[Marvin]

Remember the whole Carlos Chantor saga? He was on an Escort site and was even offering incalls at 14BC. Nobody but trolls called him.

Heh, he was trying to sell his jiggly body to women.