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The suffering he gave that kid was a life sentence.
Featureman/Tom Wilett - Creator of OFFICIAL eating tutorials and recipes
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The very fact that authorities pursued prosecution in 1977 makes me suspect that he did a fuckload worse things than are publicly known. I read a shitton of true crime and the amount of assaults and predation on children and teenagers that the police of the time never bothered to investigate, let alone lay charges for, was huge. It's strange that they only went after him once. If he were a big time movie actor I could believe that the coppers and prosecutors were intimidated or paid off, but looking at his filmography, at best he was a C grade sitcom star. The rest of his career he was basically an extra. He literally wrote a book called How To Become a Movie Extra: How to Get Into Movies for Beginners.
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I unsubbed from him after I found he wrote a song called "I want more porn" and it appeared in my subscription feed as a short that I can't find now. I'm not surprised he turned out to be a degenerate faggot after that. Horrifying that he got out on a technicality after committing such a terrible crime.
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Man it sucks that this guy was a fuckin pedo. I liked listening to his investment videos. I hope he trips into a woodchipper.
Mr. Ghoul
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This is so true. It seems when it comes to people, the more likable and quirky they are, the more likely they are covering up their weird, deranged, and downright predatory nature. Thank god I'm an unlikable boring asshole.
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I don't know how to do mass archiving aside from just doing everything one at a time, but here's his music topic channel. This shit may get deleted very soon too. I'm honestly very disappointed to hear this news, the watermelon videos I always thought were funny in their own witty way, and I became a believer of the "fork cartel". It's always the most "innocent" ones that end up being pedos it seems.
"Don't Tase Me Bro"
The infamous "I Want More Porn"
How To Eat a Watermelon
"Don't Tase Me Bro"
The infamous "I Want More Porn"
How To Eat a Watermelon
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Or simply death from being exposed as a pedo at his ancient age. Could just keel over from a heart attack in a few weeks.
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Sneeder Griffin
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He's back.
https://web.archive.org/web/20230523002633/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZq9eUQlHY4 (archive.ph isn't working for me)
I can't believe he had the balls to come back after all the horrifying shit that was revealed. Shockingly, most of the people in the comment section are either unaware of Featureman's abuse of young boys or outright handwave it (although to be fair, Featureman might be using paid bots to drown out the comments). Sickening.
Since it appears he's not going away, I think it's time for Featureman to get a proper lolcow thread.
https://web.archive.org/web/20230523002633/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZq9eUQlHY4 (archive.ph isn't working for me)
I can't believe he had the balls to come back after all the horrifying shit that was revealed. Shockingly, most of the people in the comment section are either unaware of Featureman's abuse of young boys or outright handwave it (although to be fair, Featureman might be using paid bots to drown out the comments). Sickening.
Since it appears he's not going away, I think it's time for Featureman to get a proper lolcow thread.
Setting the documented pedophilia aside (fuck an alleged) who the fuck mixes veggie bacon and real ham? This man is a truly dedicated degenerate.
As to him getting a thread, you're in it.
Dress shirt and camo pants, he's ready to meet his lord on his terms.
There were a couple weird camera effects in the video. I wonder who his creepy dinosaur helper is.
He ALMOST addresses things, talking about turning the comments off, but trails off. The video is entirely too long.
As to him getting a thread, you're in it.
Dress shirt and camo pants, he's ready to meet his lord on his terms.
There were a couple weird camera effects in the video. I wonder who his creepy dinosaur helper is.
He ALMOST addresses things, talking about turning the comments off, but trails off. The video is entirely too long.
TotalNematodeDeath
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I crack up every time I see that comment. There's some gold (and trash) from detractors in the comments. Unfortunately, there are many more people defending him.
LaughJoke2.0
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That's an old video. He privated them all when the news came out, and now he's slowly putting them up as he's able to clean up and disable the comments.
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Tom is a huge fucking dude. He's like 6'6 or 6'7 if I recall correctly. He must have been horrifying.
Just trying to carry on too like nothing's wrong, ignoring it like he's clearly always been able to.
It's a bummer, it seemed like some nice stupid shlock to turn my brain off to, but of course nothing can be so simple when you're dealing with ancient Hollywood freaks.
I followed Tom on Facebook and he was friends with another old weirdo from that same time that might be worth looking at, from what I saw. Christopher Riordan. I'm far too new and retarded to document it all here but unless he's nuked it all recently, it was all pretty much out in the open on his page.
Just trying to carry on too like nothing's wrong, ignoring it like he's clearly always been able to.
It's a bummer, it seemed like some nice stupid shlock to turn my brain off to, but of course nothing can be so simple when you're dealing with ancient Hollywood freaks.
I followed Tom on Facebook and he was friends with another old weirdo from that same time that might be worth looking at, from what I saw. Christopher Riordan. I'm far too new and retarded to document it all here but unless he's nuked it all recently, it was all pretty much out in the open on his page.
FAT&HARAM
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Featureman, the Pedo, uploaded a video about a week ago. I cannot be fucked to watch a faggot pedo talk for 25 minutes, but I was curious about the comment section. It is just as curated as you would expect.
This one escaped him though
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>Tom Willett sexually assaults children and gets charged with "crimes against nature" in 1977
>"Crimes against nature" specifically states you get a prison life sentence and nothing else
>The Judge alternatively decides to send Mr. Willett into 5 years of probation within Clark county jail.
>After 1 year of probation, a friend of his visits Tom and helps him argue his case
>The friend discovers that the judge technically did not have the authority to give probation to those charged with "crimes against nature"
>Because they were supposed to be in prison serving their life sentence.
>Apparently this Judge has done the same thing to a several other people.
>This technical abuse of judicial power gave Tom and his friend enough of an legal argument to overturn the probation
>Due to double jeopardy, Tom Willet can not be taken to court twice for his sexual assault against minors
>Because the probation was overturned
>Because Tom Willett was supposed to be given a life sentence instead of being put on probation
>"Crimes against nature" specifically states you get a prison life sentence and nothing else
>The Judge alternatively decides to send Mr. Willett into 5 years of probation within Clark county jail.
>After 1 year of probation, a friend of his visits Tom and helps him argue his case
>The friend discovers that the judge technically did not have the authority to give probation to those charged with "crimes against nature"
>Because they were supposed to be in prison serving their life sentence.
>Apparently this Judge has done the same thing to a several other people.
>This technical abuse of judicial power gave Tom and his friend enough of an legal argument to overturn the probation
>Due to double jeopardy, Tom Willet can not be taken to court twice for his sexual assault against minors
>Because the probation was overturned
>Because Tom Willett was supposed to be given a life sentence instead of being put on probation
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Was watching the Kino Casino recently and they covered food review utubers for a minute; made me think of this guy. It looks like he's still around, but only gets about 5,000 views.
This is his highest viewed video in the last 3 months or so. It's interesting to see that the dislikes are about 25% or so; seems he has a new house as well (a 1935 house that's been renovated/etc).
I also went to his Wikipedia page here (A), however it appears that it doesn't mention the specifics of the court case, nor the age of the victim (and him) that were involved.
This is his highest viewed video in the last 3 months or so. It's interesting to see that the dislikes are about 25% or so; seems he has a new house as well (a 1935 house that's been renovated/etc).
I also went to his Wikipedia page here (A), however it appears that it doesn't mention the specifics of the court case, nor the age of the victim (and him) that were involved.
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