Featureman/Tom Wilett - Creator of OFFICIAL eating tutorials and recipes

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Have you ever wondered how you're actually supposed to eat a watermelon? Do you feel like you need to expand your culinary library and try something new and exciting instead of living on pasta and jarred marinara sauce every day of your sorry life?

Well fear not! Featureman (real name Tom Wilett) is here to bring his highly unconventional and clever culinary delights from his kitchen to yours!

On a serious note this man is absolutely fascinating

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3lQ2_Ups3PAAGhivtKyo1Q






Oh and he clones himself sometimes

 
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blahblahblah678 said:
Fuck.

FeatureMan’s telling of it, while omitting it was with a minor.

Edit: he pulled the video from YouTube, was re-uploaded to Vimeo.

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Yep, he’s a pedo. Uses usual pedo excuses like “The law was unfair”, “both parties were willing”, etc. Even brags about how his powerful friends helped him get out of jail on a technicality. He admits to the acts, makes sure to mention that the person who testified against him in ‘77 was 18, but just neglects to mention that the acts occured in 1973 when the boy was just 14. The fucking scumbag was doing volunteer work at an orphanage and picking little boys out from there, and he got away with it. He’s 80, has made his money, lived his life, and at worst the only thing he loses now is his hobby of making YouTube videos. What’s really fucked up is that he committed the acts in ‘73, was convicted in ‘77, got off in ‘78, and no one in Hollywood had any problem casting him in all kinds of parts after that. All the biggest stuff he did was after ‘78.
 
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Lorne Armstrong said:
Yep, he’s a pedo. Uses usual pedo excuses like “The law was unfair”, “both parties were willing”, etc. Even brags about how his powerful friends helped him get out of jail on a technicality. He admits to the acts, makes sure to mention that the person who testified against him in ‘77 was 18, but just neglects to mention that the acts occured in 1973 when the boy was just 14. The fucking scumbag was doing volunteer work at an orphanage and picking little boys out from there, and he got away with it. He’s 80, has made his money, lived his life, and at worst the only thing he loses now is his hobby of making YouTube videos. What’s really fucked up is that he committed the acts in ‘73, was convicted in ‘77, got off in ‘78, and no one in Hollywood had any problem casting him in all kinds of parts after that. All the biggest stuff he did was after ‘78.
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i think being a pedo may have helped him in hollywood
 
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euler271 said:
So redditors traced his email to a website where he posted about pedo shit
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Some really sick shit considering the pedo allegations, how much you wanna bet his computer is full of terabytes of CP he collected over the years? I have no idea what compelled him to release the video exposing himself, unless his old age has reduced his inhibitions considering the guy is 85 years old as of today.

Can a mod move this over to Internet Famous? (or is it Rat Kings since he used his influence with powerful jews to get himself out of 3 life imprisonment sentences for diddling at least three underaged kids)

Surprised this isn't getting as much coverage as it should considering his wholesome reputation on Youtube for over a decade and his fan following. Interesting to see Null cover this on the next MATI if he already didn't.

 
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He deleted the majority of his videos and lost over 42 MILLION views over the course of one day. I'm surprised he didn't lose more subs.

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euler271 said:
Are you always this retarded null
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TV's Adam West said:
No, usually he's worse.
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Two joyless fucking mongoloids.

In one of the videos he claims you have to eat watermelon with a spoon and that the "fork cartel" tricked people into eating watermelon with forks.

I should honestly just put people this fucking lame down like rabid animals.
 
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