Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[TayandYou]

Fuck, you think it was bad when Liquid Chris was pretending to be Chris? Chris damn near had an aneurism. Holy shit, the spergery would be off the charts!

I highly doubt it, the Idea guys and dimensional bullshit coupled with the god delusions have rendered him largely apathetic to this sort of bullshit, you can see it from him talking to weens on twitter. He'll just dismiss the other patient as Jesus from another dimension/another aspect of himself/a troll/a false messiah/somebody's OC and move on with his day.

 

[RollerGator]

Who the fuck smiles in His own mugshot?

Criminal masterminds.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Who the fuck smiles in His own mugshot?

Grandmaster sexay .... and Pablo Escobar I suppose

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To his dismay, I don't think it will be the same type of "nut" he did with Barb

 

[FinnSven]

I am disappointed that this probably means that he will never end up in a specially designated High Security LolCow wing, with Nick Bate.

EDIT: Oh and!

I hope that he does not annoy a large native American patient, who objects to Chris's claims of Cherokee linage and takes it upon himself to MacMurphy him, before throwing a water fountain through a window and making his escape.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

I am not sure how much I can say due to HIPAA guidelines, But I can confirm as of today Chris is in Western State Hospital. Which if anyone is familiar with this particular place, chris will likely not stay here long, This is the kind of place that makes you wish you were in jail. Weirdly enough chris has sort of been here before in that urban exploring video.

You can say whatever you want if you are not a medical professional or an employee of any of the organizations that are managing Chris. HIPAA doesn't protect public knowledge, it just restricts what information can be released by the organizations that were first entrusted with it. However you probably shouldn't say much so as to not reveal your sources, if any.

EDIT: If you *are* someone at an organization entrusted with that information, you're not even supposed to confirm that he is somewhere. That's why when they do have to give hints for moral/practical reasons (if the person is an adult they're not even allowed to give information to the parents) they will speak in roundabout, hypothetical ways.

Like "If Chris were here, hypothetically speaking, he would probably not have a very long stay." or "A patient in a scenario like you described might be able to contact others after this amount of time, typically." etc.

 

[TayandYou]

I am not sure how much I can say due to HIPAA guidelines, But I can confirm as of today Chris is in Western State Hospital. Which if anyone is familiar with this particular place, chris will likely not stay here long, This is the kind of place that makes you wish you were in jail. Weirdly enough chris has sort of been here before in that urban exploring video.

Based on a quick search, most of the big horror stories seem to be referring to Western State Hospital in Washington, the one in VA seems to be shit as well based on google reviews, but not as scandalous

Assuming you're legit and he's really there of course

 

[Smleman303]

I am not sure how much I can say due to HIPAA guidelines, But I can confirm as of today Chris is in Western State Hospital. Which if anyone is familiar with this particular place, chris will likely not stay here long, This is the kind of place that makes you wish you were in jail. Weirdly enough chris has sort of been here before in that urban exploring video.

Hypothetically how long a stay are we talking?

 

[Shovel Mech Pilot]

This will definitely test the strength of Chris' delusions. Mental institutions are a miserable environment, even moreso than jail. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris admits it's all a LARP just to get out of the place.

 

[Philosophy Phil]

I am not sure how much I can say due to HIPAA guidelines, But I can confirm as of today Chris is in Western State Hospital. Which if anyone is familiar with this particular place, chris will likely not stay here long, This is the kind of place that makes you wish you were in jail. Weirdly enough chris has sort of been here before in that urban exploring video.

I am not sure how much I can say due to Damnation guidlines, but I can confirm that Chris has just entered the 7th circle of Hell. Which if anyone is familiar with this particular place, chris will likely stay here for eternity. This is the kind of place you never wish on going to, but for your outrageous sins are condemned to. Weirdly enough, Chris has sort of been here in Hell before ever since he won the Super Sega Sweepstakes.

 

[A Grey Cat]

While I was looking through charges that mandated a six month window for competence assessment, I hit upon this statute that was basically tailor-made for Chris:

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§ 18.2-67.3(5) - Aggravated Sexual Battery

A. An accused shall be guilty of aggravated sexual battery if he or she sexually abuses the complaining witness, and
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5. The offense is not a recognized form of treatment in the profession, and is committed, without the express consent of the patient, by ... (ii) a person practicing or purporting to practice the healing arts, during an actual or purported practice of the healing arts, as those terms are defined in §§ 54.1-2900 and 54.1-2903;

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This is not a classified felony, instead it's a felony with a specific penalty of 1-20 years. I doubt Chris is charged with this, but he potentially could be, since if he was slapped with something recently, being judged incompetent would delay indictment.

Really it's a stretch and this is more me laughing at how spot-on it is. One interesting bit is the requirement for "express consent" though, a stricter standard than for other sexual activity.

What I wouldn't give to have Virgina rename that statute to "Chandler's law " or whatever the proper legal term is. Just named after Chris believing he was healing barb and helping her live longer by fucking her.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

This will definitely test the strength of Chris' delusions. Mental institutions are a miserable environment, even moreso than jail. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris admits it's all a LARP just to get out of the place.

Chris is extremely delusional. At this point, he's worse than Tooter in terms of his grasp on reality. He can't recant because he's not faking.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

My bet for Chris current whereabouts is the Arkham Asylum for the Criminally Insane.

 

[TayandYou]

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Reethan Mouth knows what's happening. Then again Efame has been a extra delusional since he got rolled in Portugal.

Pure speculation, but I genuinely think he got a hold of friend of the farms Isabella Loretta Janke to be a guest on the killstream.

Wasn't he just defending her last month on the killstream?

We know she's still active online and still trying to get involved with bullshit like CWCislam.

She knows that Gunt and Dick have been on her side since back then when they tried so desperately to get in touch with her, perhaps she felt that there was too much heat then, but now that things have cooled somewhat she could come forward to try to "provide her side of the story".

Why else would Gunt randomly defend her on the killstream if they haven't been talking and he doesn't think he has some inside info? Where else would Gunt get inside info from? Not from Chris, not from Barb, Sean Walker got bamboozled along with GiBi, the only person with the full inside scoop, or at least with a claim to the full scoop, would be Bella.

If I was a betting man, I'd wager that Bella is going on the killstream. Maybe she'll even get gunted live on air and we'll see Xander III who fucking knows.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Reethan Mouth knows what's happening. Then again Efame has been a extra delusional since he got rolled in Portugal.

THAT KID DIDLAR JOSHEW-AH NULL MOON DONE GOT CHRIS THROWN IN THE LOONEY BIN TO COVER UP HIS FUCKED UP CRIMES!

Looking forward to the day Chris shows up on the Killstream and Ethan yells over him cause he doesn't have any idea what the fuck kinda conspiracy theory Ralph's got cooked up.

That reply about getting Barb on the show though...that could actually happen. I think Barb would do it, if Ralph paid her, and if she's lucid she'll probably throw Chris under the bus and be more than happy to blame it on Null for corrupting her baby boy or some shit.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

THAT KID DIDLAR JOSHEW-AH NULL MOON DONE GOT CHRIS THROWN IN THE LOONEY BIN TO COVER UP HIS FUCKED UP CRIMES!

Looking forward to the day Chris shows up on the Killstream and Ethan yells over him cause he doesn't have any idea what the fuck kinda conspiracy theory Ralph's got cooked up.

That reply about getting Barb on the show though...that could actually happen. I think Barb would do it, if Ralph paid her, and if she's lucid she'll probably throw Chris under the bus and be more than happy to blame it on Null for corrupting her baby boy or some shit.

He threw himself under the bus when he locked his mother's dusty, old bean.

 

[poppystardew]

Hypothetically how long a stay are we talking?

average stay seems to be about 4 months for evaluation

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Let's face it. This is probably what got Chris sent to the nuthouse.

 

[Lisbeth Salander]

Well, considering he's even in there in the first place because he proved he was a danger to someone else, he has a history of violence (gamestop) and has an escalating pattern of being completely creepy towards women irl (resulting in convention bans etc), has it ever occurred to you he might try to, idk, rape a female nurse or patient in there?

He's also a huge guy who is completely capable of going tard rageout on someone for the sole reason that what someone else is trying to tell him isn't what he thinks should be happening in his head and he can't make the two match up.

His reasons are not necessarily the sorts of things you would consider reasons because you are a relatively normal person and Chris is at this point functionally insane.

Chris is no longer the cute lil kid who changed his name cause of godbear, tried to get Julie back, and had a series of containable freakouts online while his dad tried to reign him in. He has not been that kid for a very long time. That is a very small part of his history now.

Jesus.

You think that Chris would act like this in the mental facility, which wouldn’t happen.

I think Chris isn’t really a physical threat, he wouldn’t randomly hurt the staff or the patients for no reason. Unless the staff tells him to stop being loud or shit then, yeah he might have a fit rage.

 

[bigwetfarts]

The ending better not be "And then he spent the rest of his life in a mental asylum." cause that's absolutely retarded, boring and predictible. Come on, give us something funny.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

You think that Chris would act like this in the mental facility, which wouldn’t happen.

I think Chris isn’t really a physical threat, he wouldn’t randomly hurt the staff or the patients for no reason. Unless the staff tells him to stop being loud or shit then, yeah he might have a fit rage.

You can't discount anyone who would rape strangers and forcibly rape their own mothers.