Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[DonaldJTrump]

I guarantee when this is over Heilberg will admit himself into a psychiatric hospital after reading the CWCki

 

[Cybertonia]

I guarantee when this is over Heilberg will admit himself into a psychiatric hospital after reading the CWCki

Probably not. As gross and horrifying as Chris is to us this shit is fuckin pedestrian to a criminal defense attorney compared to some of the other shit he's probably seen/dealt with

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I guarantee when this is over Heilberg will admit himself into a psychiatric hospital after reading the CWCki

Nha He will have seen and dealt with far worse, he's time served and well regarded that's why he was chosen to represent Chris.

What might be new to him is having to deal with Chris's level of infamy - He might have experience with locally infamous people much like Chris is but he's for lack of a better term "Gone Global" he's not just the local village idiot he's the worlds village idiot.

Edit:

Damn ninja'ed by @Cybertonia

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

It's like ya boi Ed Gein - also close to his Mom.

He'll be held unfit for trial indefinitely and we'll get a grainy snapshot of a bald, shrunken Chris doing basketweaving in some low security nut house in about ten years.

 

[PunchingMan]

Who the fuck smiles in His own mugshot?

People with a herd o' niggo cattle.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

This will definitely test the strength of Chris' delusions. Mental institutions are a miserable environment, even moreso than jail. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris admits it's all a LARP just to get out of the place.

If Chris did go to Western, from the reviews it sounds like its short staffed, overrun with loud niggos, and where there are fights that don't get broken up. One thing Chris talked about was getting ear plug at Central for the noise, and creature comforts like that might not be available to him. Reading about the hospital, it sounds like they do forensic, behavioral and generally nutso people. It looks like they redid some of the public spaces to make it a little more nicer.

I think this place will have even less patience for Chris's nonsense, which is going to make Chris absolutely ballistic for awhile, but even his autistic shutting down and creepily staring in silence has its limits.

 

[oramge cat]

The Gunt is going to institutionalize himself to get that interview with Chris. Killstream coming live to you from the psych ward.

like a retarded Witold Pilecki, I love it.

 

[Optimus Prime]

This will definitely test the strength of Chris' delusions. Mental institutions are a miserable environment, even moreso than jail. I wouldn't be surprised if Chris admits it's all a LARP just to get out of the place.

Or he'll retreat even further into his delusions. The whole fact he's playing pretend video game jesus woman is because he's trying to shun reality itself.

That said, it's entirely dependent on what kind of stimulation he has - he was desperate enough for it in jail despite the initial letters, given he straight up had to pilfer from the Bible itself and was naming himself Jesus as well as people who wrote him as his Apostles. In a mental ward where he'll get nothing...that might be straight up Gom Jabbar territory for him.

I guarantee when this is over Heilberg will admit himself into a psychiatric hospital after reading the CWCki

Nah, Chris in the bigger picture is a shriveled potato. Yes, he fucked his mother and he's batshit insane these days, but once you accept "Chris has no grip on reality" then the incest isn't even that bad, just disgusting. Heilberg probably has defended straight up murderers or worse.

I mean, shit, besides the incest Chris actually is just the village idiot, he doesn't even wish death on people anymore (I.E. "eid, pmurt, eid" anyone?). Compare that to actual scum-sucking shitbags like ADF who to this day probably would kill a person if he thought he could get away with it and he certainly still fantasizes about it, AND also physically assaulted his own mother.

 

[Ophelia]

The ending better not be "And then he spent the rest of his life in a mental asylum." cause that's absolutely retarded, boring and predictible. Come on, give us something funny.

Real life tends to be retarded, boring, predictable, and unfunny.

It's like ya boi Ed Gein - also close to his Mom.

Gein didn’t have sex with his mom.

Compare that to actual scum-sucking shitbags like ADF who to this day probably would kill a person if he thought he could get away with it and he certainly still fantasizes about it, AND also physically assaulted his own mother.

And yet ADF is still running squatting around, eating cheese and squeaking. The lesser cow has more freedom.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Heilberg probably has defended straight up murderers or worse.

Yes, I would think this person counts.

 

[Optimus Prime]

And yet ADF is still running squatting around, eating cheese and squeaking. The lesser cow has more freedom.

I would disagree and say he's more a victim of the cage he built around himself. Nothing about ADF's fantasies have ever actually given him what anybody would call "happiness" - he's just an edgelord who is anti-establishment for no reason other than being anti-establishment. He legitimately would be happier if he stopped playing pretend. Plus IIRC Phil actually has spent time in a drunk tank for a 5150. But this thread isn't about ADF.

Chris, in comparison, is getting his just deserts because he's been told for years he needed help and was always ignored the calls because he firmly believed he was functional. Now he's actually in the very place he didn't want to go.

 

[A Grey Cat]

If Chris did go to Western, from the reviews it sounds like its short staffed, overrun with loud niggos, and where there are fights that don't get broken up. One thing Chris talked about was getting ear plug at Central for the noise, and creature comforts like that might not be available to him. Reading about the hospital, it sounds like they do forensic, behavioral and generally nutso people. It looks like they redid some of the public spaces to make it a little more nicer.

I think this place will have even less patience for Chris's nonsense, which is going to make Chris absolutely ballistic for awhile, but even his autistic shutting down and creepily staring in silence has its limits.

Yeah from what I can find about the place (what is it with Virginia's gov sites being 30 years out of date stylistic wise?) It's not a place that'll be kind and welcoming to Chris and his nonsense. Through really this is the kind of place he should have gone to instead of region 10. Region 10 held his hand smiled and nodded when he sperged on about his merge CPU goddess sonichu bullshit. This place? He'll be lucky if they dont give him an ice bath, an enema and then lock him in his room with the ac cranked up and only sheets to stay warm with for the way he acts.

 

[TayandYou]

That reply about getting Barb on the show though...that could actually happen. I think Barb would do it, if Ralph paid her, and if she's lucid she'll probably throw Chris under the bus and be more than happy to blame it on Null for corrupting her baby boy or some shit.

Doubt it, she's either a senile fuck living with relatives while recovering from a car accident, or she's a mystery guest on the Killstream. She can't do both, if the dementia or the injuries weren't stopping her, her relatives that she is living with would never agree to it.

I still think it's more likely to be Bella, nobody else has as much motivation to spin a yarn about Chris on Gunt's show. That is if it even is a mystery guest in the first place and not some bullshit Gunt deluded himself into thinking was important.

 

[King Kiwi]

Did anyone really think they were going to send him somewhere that was going to be luxurious?

Chris's dead broke aside from maybe some pocket money that weens send him.

So basically when/if Chris gets out ya boi will have no money, no home, no one who genuinely is going to want to help Chris for his own benefit (if they do their idiots or naive) and a criminal record a mile long includes running people over pepper spraying employees, and digging for crusty pearls for any potential employer to comb over.

It's almost like Chris has the mentality of a child and won't be able to survive in the real world.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Doubt it, she's either a senile fuck living with relatives while recovering from a car accident, or she's a mystery guest on the Killstream. She can't do both, if the dementia or the injuries weren't stopping her, her relatives that she is living with would never agree to it.

I still think it's more likely to be Bella, nobody else has as much motivation to spin a yarn about Chris on Gunt's show. That is if it even is a mystery guest in the first place and not some bullshit Gunt deluded himself into thinking was important.

Probably right, but I'll still hold out for it as a wild card. Senior care is expensive and most of Barb's family cut her off before begrudgingly helping her in the wake of Chris fuckin her, I don't think they're above exploiting her to make some cash to help pay for her expenses.

Did anyone really think they were going to send him somewhere that was going to be luxurious?

Chris's dead broke aside from maybe some pocket money that weens send him.

So basically when/if Chris gets out ya boi will have no money, no home, no one who genuinely is going to want to help Chris for his own benefit (if they do their idiots or naive) and a criminal record a mile long includes running people over pepper spraying employees, and digging for crusty pearls for any potential employer to comb over.

It's almost like Chris has the mentality of a child and won't be able to survive in the real world.

I don't think anybody thought Chris was going to have a pleasant stay but most people didn't see him going to a mental hospital at this point after he's been in jail for half a year.

Homeless saga is basically inevitable at this point, I'm betting Chris will be on meth within a year and hoarding Lego under a bridge if he doesn't try squatting at 14 BC. Given that he's lived in filth and squalor for years I don't think it's gonna be too big of an adjustment.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

if chris is still demanding he's trans, they'll force him to take his previously prescribed hormone regiment. just for the time being, til he sees a real psychiatrist.
so starting now, he ain't gonna rape a nurse, patient, janny, or even his own hand.

all this, "is chris going to rape various things?"-talk is ridiculous.
it should be channeled into questioning,
"what technically IS 'soul bonding' and does it require insertion of things besides fingers?"
no doubt he physically injured barb. duh.
but i wanna know if his Id demands penetrative angry 'fucking' with some substitute object because, before the barbussy event dropped, people in his ...congregation... were suggesting that chris was regretting trooning. other 'personas' of his were speaking as though they wanted their duck back but 'momma' was in to deep. chris was very frustrated with his new estrogenic noodle. he even said it was too exhausting to fap.

no doubt he is being evaluated right now, right?
maybe even gene screening n shit nobody ever bothered with before.

they will revisit any claims of dysphoria and definitely take an in-depth look into how the fuck a ""woman"", with claims of dysmorphic hatred of their dick, is simultaneously inquiring about TV commercials for "male enhancement" pills and enlargement techniques.

somewhere in virginia is a neo-left SJW extremist at an "informed consent" clinic...

she listened to a sick sick man explain clearly that he's a fuckin alicorn/pokemon/hedgehog +lesbian...

and after giving chris HRT, ran home to reddit to type "i hatched an egg!"

at least the fucking atrocity of chris having "informed consent" to become a futa clop goddess might be undone before the bastard spends the rest of his life sighing in the arts n crafts room because he wants a female to ask "what's wrong?"

 

[DonaldJTrump]

This was inevitable

 

[King Kiwi]

This was inevitable View attachment 3035506

CHRIS AT LAST!

Don't eat the soap dumdum.

 

[Ophelia]

Chris's dead broke aside from maybe some pocket money that weens send him.

The tugboat is still in play.

So basically when/if Chris gets out ya boi will have no money, no home,

Unless the transfer changes things, the state still has to find somewhere to put him. A tard home or something.

and a criminal record a mile long includes running people over

He technically didn’t run anyone over.

It’s a shitty situation, but not quite as bad as you say.

 

[King Kiwi]

If Chris has the ability to still send letters out of whatever hospital he's in, how come we haven't heard anything you think?

Mail delay? Medicated? Dead?