Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

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GypsyBard said:
People often steal cars just for transportation or joyriding.
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I knew an idiot once who exclusively stole VW bugs because they were all he could figure out how to steal. Carjacking is for people too dumb even for that. Like home invasion robbery, it's incredibly dangerous for everyone involved and it would almost always be a lot easier to steal or burglarize something unattended.
 
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Qazdef said:
Before the Jail Saga last year, I mailed Chris a fake check after his most recent e-begging post. Whether it actually got to his house or not, and whether he actually opened up the envelope or not both remain a complete mysteries, but I thought it was really funny at the time. Yes, I'm aware of the spelling gaffe with Ruckersville.
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you are a faggot
 
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GypsyBard said:
Saying that his shit mobile would not have been stolen just because it's a piece of crap is completely ignorant and I suggest you guys realize this before you go to a big city.
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these are the people that'd question the slow cop spawn times. ignore it.


Raiken said:
It's still to early for summer
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online/homeschooling has gone up enough for another age of "Endless September".


Dwight Frye said:
Chris has accomplished and been more successful in life than this pathetic faggot ever had or ever will be.
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i bet chris knows you don't write a superfluous "dollars" in the check's "_____Dollars" line.
 
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AnOminous said:
I knew an idiot once who exclusively stole VW bugs because they were all he could figure out how to steal. Carjacking is for people too dumb even for that. Like home invasion robbery, it's incredibly dangerous for everyone involved and it would almost always be a lot easier to steal or burglarize something unattended.
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Lot of dumb people around though.

I've never stolen a car (attended or otherwise) but I feel like there are definite advantages to carjacking, especially if you're stupid. You can take your time looking at what a driver's doing, if they seem alert, if they seem to be on their own or if they're waiting for someone to come back, and then choose to attack or not, and when you do then you either get them out or run away if they're causing too much trouble. Compare that to cracking a window of using a slim jim to get in... then you have to smash things up to get at the ignition barrel and mess around breaking the lock out of the way, when the owner or a passerby could come on you at any time while you're distracted. Doesn't sound like fun to me.
 
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3119967d0c said:
Lot of dumb people around though.

I've never stolen a car (attended or otherwise) but I feel like there are definite advantages to carjacking, especially if you're stupid. You can take your time looking at what a driver's doing, if they seem alert, if they seem to be on their own or if they're waiting for someone to come back, and then choose to attack or not, and when you do then you either get them out or run away if they're causing too much trouble.
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not a career criminal either, but still feel like there's a bigger advantage in not having to observe the driver at all and just taking an empty car out of some dead ass parking lot dude. if someone catches you then you can just run. much less chance of someone seeing your face and you being identified, especially if you do it in the dead of night. plus you're not going to get maced or get a crowbar to the face or however the driver tries to defend themselves
 
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Qazdef said:
Before the Jail Saga last year, I mailed Chris a fake check after his most recent e-begging post. Whether it actually got to his house or not, and whether he actually opened up the envelope or not both remain a complete mysteries, but I thought it was really funny at the time. Yes, I'm aware of the spelling gaffe with Ruckersville.
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>Joins yesterday
>Makes 3 posts
>Already everybody hates you

You're off to a great start. If you actually lurked here you'd know that we frown upon weens.
 
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human trash said:
not a career criminal either, but still feel like there's a bigger advantage in not having to observe the driver at all and just taking an empty car out of some dead ass parking lot dude. if someone catches you then you can just run. much less chance of someone seeing your face and you being identified, especially if you do it in the dead of night. plus you're not going to get maced or get a crowbar to the face or however the driver tries to defend themselves
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Definitely see advantages to stealing a car that's been left unattended overnight, but the concern for me doing that from any public place is just more over the fact that someone coming up on you might not give you the chance to notice them before they take sudden action- which then puts you in the position of dealing with a sudden violent attack without warning, which most people, criminal or not, don't really handle well. Moot point if you're stealing cars with your boys, of course. Always steal cars with the boys.
 
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3119967d0c said:
Definitely see advantages to stealing a car that's been left unattended overnight, but the concern for me doing that from any public place is just more over the fact that someone coming up on you might not give you the chance to notice them before they take sudden action- which then puts you in the position of dealing with a sudden violent attack without warning, which most people, criminal or not, don't really handle well. Moot point if you're stealing cars with your boys, of course. Always steal cars with the boys.
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i can see that it's a multi-layered issue that probably requires being a carjacker or whatever to truly understand. i might just be basing this off of my experiences of seeing people getting their cars broken into. normally people's first reaction to seeing a car getting robbed is to yell something like "fuck off dickhead!" which naturally alerts the criminal and gives them time to scram.

carjacking always seemed to be thrill chasing to me. either that or pure desperation. or just being super retarded i guess. if i ever had to rob a car for some reason i'd pick one that was completely unattended in some disgusting parking lot or something, but then again i am a complete fucking coward so that colors my decision somewhat
 
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God damn. You are all such insufferable faggots, swear to god the only thing keeping you from being featured on this site is the bare minimum amount of self-awareness necessary to not talk about your own pathetic lives.

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3119967d0c said:
but the concern for me doing that from any public place is just more over the fact that someone coming up on you might not give you the chance to notice them before they take sudden action
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what is this retarded naivete
have you never gotten your shit stolen or something?
by the time you even wake up to realize its been gone for hours
even if it was loud as fuck everybody slept right through it and nobody saw anything
you get a call a day or two later after its been crashed and abandoned
then you get the privilege of paying the impound fee and cleaning out all the empty Popeyes boxes and swisher sweet wrappers
 
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Pappy Striderite said:
i bet chris knows you don't write a superfluous "dollars" in the check's "_____Dollars" line.
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I don't know how you don't know this, but that's perfectly acceptable form. Most people use a long line or a 00/100 right after the amount, but the ideal is not to leave a big empty space there where any idiot can write in extra zeros.

I will take my shiny puzzle pieces... now.
 
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