Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[maguyver16]

My cousin has down syndrome and she works in a factory. My brother has autism and works at Wendy's. If they can contribute in some small way to society then Chris has no excuse

It wouldn't be a sponge factory by any chance, would it? (Jk lol).

This is something that could have been sorted out a lot better for Chris had he been put in Special Ed like he should have been. The ones at the school i went to had programs that helped special needs kids find workplaces that they could adapt into, given their related conditions.

Though, Im not sure how developed the Special Ed programs were in the 90s, or whether or not there has been a large amount of difference made to learning structures within those systems.

Hell, I recently saw a news story about autists working for some kind of coupon printer (?), checking for errors and editing and shit.

Chris also has an associates, and yeah they probably pushed him out of there to get him out of PVCC, but he still took classes and was able to "design" sites. Of course what he learned is probably obsolete by now.

 

[GypsyBard]

Many autists that are smart will fixate on science, history, or anything for the matter. Dumb autists consume and just reflect pop culture. In a way CWC is just a touchstone of the values of the time. His hatred of gays was just a reflection of his parents worldview. I’d argue his pivot is because the culture around him changed.

I wouldn't really insult autistic people who are not into science or math or anything like that but are only in to pop culture. I know autistic people who can tell you the entire history of any rock band cuz that's what they obsessed over. Autistic people who can tell you literally anything you need to know about cars or even want to know from history to the makes and models to even famous people who own them.
The difference between them and Chris is they hold down jobs have their own places work within society. The problem with Chris and pop culture is he takes it way too far to the point where his personality is just an amalgamation of these things.

 

[Mary Jane]

My cousin has down syndrome and she works in a factory. My brother has autism and works at Wendy's. If they can contribute in some small way to society then Chris has no excuse

My older brother is a high school dropout autist and now he does menial programming for Google. Chris's problem isn't the autism, it's the (probable) low IQ/tardism, and lack of any motivation to do things that don't give him instant gratification.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I wouldn't really insult autistic people who are not into science or math or anything like that but are only in to pop culture. I know autistic people who can tell you the entire history of any rock band cuz that's what they obsessed over. Autistic people who can tell you literally anything you need to know about cars or even want to know from history to the makes and models to even famous people who own them.
The difference between them and Chris is they hold down jobs have their own places work within society. The problem with Chris and pop culture is he takes it way too far to the point where his personality is just an amalgamation of these things.

Fair point. Many autists have a respectable understanding of a niche subject. CWC never had that.

My older brother is a high school dropout autist and now he does menial programming for Google. Chris's problem isn't the autism, it's the (probable) low IQ/tardism, and lack of any motivation to do things that don't give him instant gratification.

Good for him. It probably pays decently too. If anything there are more options for autists these days than 50 or 100 years ago.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

Fair point. Many autists have a respectable understanding of a niche subject. CWC never had that.

Good for him. It probably pays decently too. If anything there are more options for autists these days than 50 or 100 years ago.

Jack of no trades, master of none.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Jack of no trades, master of none.

It's not like Chris is actually good at anything, and possess no talents whatsoever.

Aside from shitting himself of course, who could forget that one.

 

[Joe Cool]

Jack of no trades, master of none.

I think Chris had a decent command of Spanish at one point? Granted, it's one of the easier ones for English speakers to learn, and he was relatively young at the time which would've made things simpler. But it still would've required a level of commitment and follow through.

 

[PyrrhicRustle]

I think Chris had a decent command of Spanish at one point? Granted, it's one of the easier ones for English speakers to learn, and he was relatively young at the time which would've made things simpler. But it still would've required a level of commitment and follow through.

No his Spanish has always been terrible

 

[break these cuffs]

I think Chris had a decent command of Spanish at one point? Granted, it's one of the easier ones for English speakers to learn, and he was relatively young at the time which would've made things simpler. But it still would've required a level of commitment and follow through.

Have you listened to his command of the English language?

 

[I swear she's 18]

I think Chris had a decent command of Spanish at one point? Granted, it's one of the easier ones for English speakers to learn, and he was relatively young at the time which would've made things simpler. But it still would've required a level of commitment and follow through.

Sadly no. Chris couldn't even understand perfect past tense when a native asked him if he's ever been to Mexico. Chris might barely understand the simplest of present progressive but even then if he doesn't know the word. Being the dumbass he is, wouldn't be able to figure it out through context; let alone anything abstract or double entendre (cwcism).

 

[Male Idiot]

Jack of no trades, master of none.

He is an excellent fool and in earlier ages he would have made a great village idiot.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

The problem with Chris and pop culture is he takes it way too far to the point where his personality is just an amalgamation of these things.

Chris really is like a Saturday morning cartoon character in real life.

Like one of those incompetent bad guys who get foiled in every episode.

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Except I don't remember Dr Claw shitting himself or Skeletor fucking his own mum.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

He is an excellent fool and in earlier ages he would have made a great village idiot.

Now he’s the world’s idiot. Like ‘wow we have dumb mother fuckers in our town but check out this literal dumb mother fucker in Virginia.’

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Chris really is like a Saturday morning cartoon character in real life.

Like one of those incompetent bad guys who get foiled in every episode.

His captain's logs are the perfect example of that, it's like he's telegraphing his evil schemes to the viewing audience (people of the internet as he'd put it) and communicate his messages in the most aggressive and over the top tone imaginable, whether it was to Surf Shack Tito, Jimmy Hill or Clyde Cash It seems like he conducted himself this way because he genuinely thought this was how you're supposed to get your point (demands) across to someone.

Somebody should have laid him off the Saturday morning cartoons, but considering he was consuming so much media aimed at kids well into adulthood, he was never going to learn how to actually have proper dialogue with other people who would not make cordial conversation with him.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

it's like he's telegraphing his evil schemes to the viewing audience (people of the internet as he'd put it) and communicate his messages in the most aggressive and over the top tone imaginable

Like the Saturday morning cartoons he was raised on, he acts in an exaggerated cartoonish manner.

Even his odd body is in an exaggerated cartoonish form.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

and then raped to sleep by dickwolves.

You, sir, are a man of culture.

Also I always wanted a Dickwolves jersey.

My older brother is a high school dropout autist and now he does menial programming for Google. Chris's problem isn't the autism, it's the (probable) low IQ/tardism, and lack of any motivation to do things that don't give him instant gratification.

It's a combination. If Chris were simply just a slow-in-the-mind, he could still have the self-awareness needed to do his best with the hand he'd been dealt. People like that are where you get the hardworking tards mopping floors and such.

Autism plus intelligence lets the intelligence enable workarounds. In the reverse situation, they might not understand advanced concepts but they at least can understand society and how to live in it.

It's when you combine autism with low intelligence that you get problems.

From what I can tell, autism is far more crippling than low intelligence. Yeah there are smart autists that can make a lot of money but their social lives are often still in shambles and they struggle staying functional. A stupid but otherwise neurotypical person will never be wealthy but at least can get a (stupid) girlfriend if he can learn well enough.

People like downies are way at the bottom and have a hard time socially because of their appearance and speech patterns, but at least they don't piss people off in the same way autists do.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Many autists have a respectable understanding of a niche subject.

There's a grill autist who is one of the best horologists (watch maker) in the world. The few videos of her talking about her love of watches is keenly adorable.

 

[LemonParty]

So Chris got sent to a psych hospital.

ZAP TO THE EXTREME Chris!!!

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Even his odd body is in an exaggerated cartoonish form.

I'm glad someone else has noticed this. His face is capable of making some really weird expressions, and I'm not sure how he does it. Take this one

Spoiler: How?