Feb 28, 2022 - Chris transferred to another facility

[Pappy Striderite]

It's probably a good thing that he can't cum. Because God knows what he'd cum to.

Or maybe I'm wrong

i don't know him well enough to form an opinion but this is a damn interesting question.
which is better for society:
forever sexually frustrated sockness that struggles to distract himself?
or
a raging boner disguised as sockness looking for "the big hugs"?

 

[deadson]

Someone stole the license plate too, if I remember correctly. Not sure if it ever turned up. I figured it was going to be put on eBay for $5,000 and some ween would inevitably buy it.

I can't remember where it was, but it popped up somewhere on either 4chan or reddit cause the stupid idiot who stole it decided to brag about it to the net. Didn't see it again shortly after, so I'm assuming it was either bought or white knights descended on the poster and got the plates back. Either way, they disappeared.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

i don't know him well enough to form an opinion but this is a damn interesting question.
which is better for society:
forever sexually frustrated sockness that struggles to distract himself?
or
a raging boner disguised as sockness looking for "the big hugs"?

Wherever Chris is, it's certain that he's being raped by a pack of niggos.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

I can't remember where it was, but it popped up somewhere on either 4chan or reddit cause the stupid idiot who stole it decided to brag about it to the net. Didn't see it again shortly after, so I'm assuming it was either bought or white knights descended on the poster and got the plates back. Either way, they disappeared.

Yea it was that Airsoft guy who BB'd the Autisimmobile, they still have the licence plate as far as we know the dude who did it tried claiming he was someone else irc, turned out he was some tryhard.

 

[Pappy Striderite]

Yea it was that Airsoft guy who BB'd the Autisimmobile, they still have the licence plate as far as we know the dude who did it tried claiming he was someone else irc, turned out he was some tryhard.

the guy messaged me begging to have everything removed about the shooter, and the thief, and people saying the shooter and thief are the same guy.
> "they're harassing me!"
"so you are both of them."
> "i'm neither."
"yet you're affected by their being harassed. how the fuck does that work?!"
> "i'm [insert previously unmentioned twitter]."
"why do you think this disproves anything?"
then i get...
> "hi. i own the paintball gun shop and will vouch that [guy] is not the shooter or the thief. here's proof."
> [storefront.jpg]
"i'm reporting all 4 of you to reddit administration for being under age."
...i don't know why that shut him up but it did.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

It's getting closer to July. Can we have a July 28th Hearing Speculation Thread? @The American Hedgehog ?

Things to watch for the upcoming hearing, based on the limitation in data we can get from J&DR court:

1. No further continuances, docket is closed. This means Chris has been released. Either he was convicted and released on time served, or charges have been dropped. Court fees may show up in the payment system if he has been convicted, and they will show what he was convicted for.

2. If the charges are dropped, Chris may still receive civil commitment. If he disappears off the face of the earth, despite the court case being over, this is probably what happened.

3. There is another 6 month continuance. This means that Chris is still incompetent to stand trial and will be in the state hospital another 6 months. It also means that he is sitting on a felony charge (either the incest charge or something worse) and just hasn't been indicted for some reason and the defense is not pushing the issue. It doesn't mean he will be convicted on a felony, just that he's sitting on the charge.

4. There is a continuance but it is for the near future rather than six months -- this means Chris' case is resolving or advancing soon. He will either be released in the meantime, or just voluntarily be returned to jail for a little bit if he has no place else to go.

5. There are no continuances but shortly after, Chris' case shows up in public searches for circuit court. This means that Chris is now going to court for felony charges. This doesn't mean he'll be convicted of a felony, since the charges can still be lowered, but it means a felony conviction is definitely on the table. He can still go back to the mental hospital, in which case we would see a six month continuance, only this time it will be easier to keep track of since it is in circuit court and the docket would be visible online.

 

[Stupidface]

2. If the charges are dropped, Chris may still receive civil commitment. If he disappears off the face of the earth, despite the court case being over, this is probably what happened.

How likely is civil commitment? Or is it just an unknown and equally possible as everything else? I feel like they wouldn't want to waste further resources on him unless they've decided he's some sort of danger.

 

[Weevil Underwood]

A lot of the CWC orbit and subculture surrounding him is just as if not more cringey than he is.

And no, im not talking about discussion of him, inasmuch actions towards him. Remember all of the weens on reddit taking pictures of the van when it was at the hotel?

It's a combination of people being attention whores and thinking they'll be a valued part of Christory and people with a weird nostalgia or regret for missing out on the old days of trolling Chris, but probably more of the former. Either way, they don't seem to grasp that it's pathetic to try to either beg for the attention of a forum who doesn't give a shit or a delusional manchild in a mental institution who will likely never see what sort of epic prank they pulled on him.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Ngl it's really ominous that we still don't know where Chris is. I don't even care about people having contact with him, but it's unsettling that he's kinda fallen off the earth.

Hes fine dw, hes probably just cut off from the world all blazed out on a cocktail of drugs and ‘soothing electro shop therapies. It’s probably his equivalent of 4/20 but much less partying as brain searing mental torture exercises and trips to the padded room! What fun.!!

 

[Weevil Underwood]

Hes fine dw, hes probably just cut off from the world all blazed out on a cocktail of drugs and ‘soothing electro shop therapies. It’s probably his equivalent of 4/20 but much less partying as brain searing mental torture exercises and trips to the padded room! What fun.!!

Honestly he's probably just fine. He's not living a good life, it's still heavily regulated, but he probably gets a good amount of outside and recreation time unless he's managed to get himself banned from that too. Mental patients in most states are given the right to refuse medication unless mandated by a doctor, so whatever he's on, if anything, it's appropriate for his condition. He had his right to free outside communication waived, probably due to him being a very special case, so I'm not sure if they'd be able to waive any other rights. He's probably living a very boring, structured life barring any major freakouts, though I'm not really sure how much of a threat to himself or others he'd be considered outside of just being really stupid.

 

[The Joker]

He's probably living a very boring, structured life barring any major freakouts, though I'm not really sure how much of a threat to himself or others he'd be considered outside of just being really stupid.

This is likely the most real structure he had had since he was in school. With long term hospitals, the focus will be on individual treatment and meds. Depending on how well he is adjusting, Chris is lazy and likely isn't one of the difficult patients. There are the ones that will masturbate until their ducks are raw and bleeding, ones that try to gouge out their eyes/ kill themselves when not drugged or constantly babysat, ones that play with their own shit, and then the delusional ones that aren't dangerous otherwise.

Fatty might just be stress sighing and watching Sesame Street in his room. His infamy might make him a special case since the poor receptionists at the speculated hospitals are used to answers calls asking for him.

 

[AnOminous]

Or maybe I'm wrong and he's the extreme case of someone who reached the end of Pornhub in an attempt to cum. When he still couldn't bust, he kept looking at weirder and weirder shit and eventually ended up becoming sexually attracted to Chris Chan.

If we are unlucky, it will be a Sockness, or something even worse, that is obsessed enough with cooming in Chris to hunt him down first, and the first break in radio silence after Chris is released will be the discovery of his corpse, brutally raped in multiple orifices, including new ones stabbed into him for the purpose, and the DNA of some as-yet-unknown lunatic.

How likely is civil commitment? Or is it just an unknown and equally possible as everything else? I feel like they wouldn't want to waste further resources on him unless they've decided he's some sort of danger.

If you mean the involuntary civil commitment reserved for convicted sex offenders after their sentence, he would have to be convicted of a qualifying crime to be considered a "sexual predator." Simple incest doesn't count. It would have to be found to be a predatory offense, and we're still in a situation where he isn't charged with an offense of that nature, although it seems that consent was at best questionable.

If you mean involuntary civil commitment on grounds of literally just being so insane he's a threat to himself and/or others, so far, we don't have that either.

If you mean a situation where they actually offer him an opportunity to commit himself voluntarily and he takes it, the former is actually less likely than the latter, but I also don't see Chris voluntarily going to a tard home at least without a few days homeless to figure out that's even worse.

To frens outside of murrica, the state of mental health care here is deplorable.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

It's getting closer to July. Can we have a July 28th Hearing Speculation Thread? @The American Hedgehog ?

Things to watch for the upcoming hearing, based on the limitation in data we can get from J&DR court:

1. No further continuances, docket is closed. This means Chris has been released. Either he was convicted and released on time served, or charges have been dropped. Court fees may show up in the payment system if he has been convicted, and they will show what he was convicted for.

2. If the charges are dropped, Chris may still receive civil commitment. If he disappears off the face of the earth, despite the court case being over, this is probably what happened.

3. There is another 6 month continuance. This means that Chris is still incompetent to stand trial and will be in the state hospital another 6 months. It also means that he is sitting on a felony charge (either the incest charge or something worse) and just hasn't been indicted for some reason and the defense is not pushing the issue. It doesn't mean he will be convicted on a felony, just that he's sitting on the charge.

4. There is a continuance but it is for the near future rather than six months -- this means Chris' case is resolving or advancing soon. He will either be released in the meantime, or just voluntarily be returned to jail for a little bit if he has no place else to go.

5. There are no continuances but shortly after, Chris' case shows up in public searches for circuit court. This means that Chris is now going to court for felony charges. This doesn't mean he'll be convicted of a felony, since the charges can still be lowered, but it means a felony conviction is definitely on the table. He can still go back to the mental hospital, in which case we would see a six month continuance, only this time it will be easier to keep track of since it is in circuit court and the docket would be visible online.

What's your bet on the situation? I am guessing personally there will be a short continuance and then likely some form of discharge but not back to the free world, but some form of supervised housing or hospital.

This is likely the most real structure he had had since he was in school. With long term hospitals, the focus will be on individual treatment and meds. Depending on how well he is adjusting, Chris is lazy and likely isn't one of the difficult patients. There are the ones that will masturbate until their ducks are raw and bleeding, ones that try to gouge out their eyes/ kill themselves when not drugged or constantly babysat, ones that play with their own shit, and then the delusional ones that aren't dangerous otherwise.

Fatty might just be stress sighing and watching Sesame Street in his room. His infamy might make him a special case since the poor receptionists at the speculated hospitals are used to answers calls asking for him.

I can see Chris being difficult, or at least being so at first - It's been 22 years since Chris left school and he's VERY set in his own way when it comes to doing things He's had little to no things to do that he didn't want to do in that period of time so when he did wake up early or did things that where new or difficult he wanted to do them or had a consequence he felt was bad enough he HAD to make a effort.

This is also his own personal hell, one he's feared since he was a kid - he's in a mental hospital, you know at TMG when he had that Hedgehog Defensive pose? That was in a place he was overly relaxed and asked not do so something then kept doing it having a good time and was then told to leave for him it was a low stress environment, he's now in a high stress environment that in his last contact before getting sent to the hospital was begging to go home, his handwriting was even noticibly worse as was his grammar and spelling from his baseline so he was already cognisant of what was happening and unhappy about it.

Chris doesn't do much in the way of violently acting out even at his worst, unless he throws a full blown Tard rage he just becomes unresponsive and unreactive that can be worse in some respects to handle than someone who's uncooperative but manageable, look at Riots VS protests - A riot you can see Coppers for the most part arresting and handling people into a Hurry Up wagon on there own when they have managed to get a restraint grip on them and they can be lead even if unwillingly and controlled, but someone who's gone limp and playing dead (think more Extinction Rebellion protest not BLM here) it takes 3 coppers to move them safely, but Chris is also trying to do that and also making himself hard to handle and communicate with so it's far harder - there is also the possibility that he might Tard out if pushed to far.

Combine that with the sort of people working at this sort of facility not being the best and most careeing people in the medical profession I can see them having dealt with someone in a drug educed psychosis, another guy who's eating his own shit bonkers and then having to deal with Chris and man handling him even starting to be difficult and them shutting him down and him retreating back into himself making it worse, I'm not saying they would beat him with a rubber hose as that's just not done any more but they have ways of making you suffer if your to difficult or uncooperative, and while that's a shitty / illegal thing to do it happens and will send Chris deeper into being uncoperative.

 

[Professor Iris]

Ideally, mental hospitals are supposed to be equipped to handle rampaging manchildren who can't be reasoned with.

Whether or not this means that Chris has been thrown into a straitjacket and tossed into a padded room is just about anyone's guess, but my own is that any outbursts would be met or mitigated with him being tranquilized to calm down. Null warned Chris that his current trajectory with the whole Dimension Merge BS would lead to the latter being 'fed pills until he turns into a zombie,' and I'm very inclined to agree with that. In jail, Chris would not have been given that level of treatment, but with him being transferred to a medical facility, it's almost an inevitability - it was at that point that everyone involved could clearly see that Chris was koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs, and therefore not the least bit competent to stand trial.

The thought of Chris attempting to launch one final CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAA at the site's director right before somebody pulls out an African style blowpipe and shoots his dumbass with a tranquilizer dart can easily enter one's mind here, and to be honest, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if something like that did happen, or Chris pens a comic in the future depicting it as such. Chris's life is just that bizarre.

Worst case scenario, the courts decide that Chris is a menace to society and irreversibly insane, and he gets put away at an unknown mental facility for the rest of his life, cut off from all means of communication. That picture you see up on the CWCki with Chris in a padded room with nothing but his imaginary friends and crude drawings of his Sonichu scrawled all over the walls for company? That could be WAY more likely than you think.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Ideally, mental hospitals are supposed to be equipped to handle rampaging manchildren who can't be reasoned with.

Whether or not this means that Chris has been thrown into a straitjacket and tossed into a padded room is just about anyone's guess, but my own is that any outbursts would be met or mitigated with him being tranquilized to calm down. Null warned Chris that his current trajectory with the whole Dimension Merge BS would lead to the latter being 'fed pills until he turns into a zombie,' and I'm very inclined to agree with that. In jail, Chris would not have been given that level of treatment, but with him being transferred to a medical facility, it's almost an inevitability - it was at that point that everyone involved could clearly see that Chris was koo-koo for Cocoa Puffs, and therefore not the least bit competent to stand trial.

The thought of Chris attempting to launch one final CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAA at the site's director right before somebody pulls out an African style blowpipe and shoots his dumbass with a tranquilizer dart can easily enter one's mind here, and to be honest, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if something like that did happen, or Chris pens a comic in the future depicting it as such. Chris's life is just that bizarre.

Worst case scenario, the courts decide that Chris is a menace to society and irreversibly insane, and he gets put away at an unknown mental facility for the rest of his life, cut off from all means of communication. That picture you see up on the CWCki with Chris in a padded room with nothing but his imaginary friends and crude drawings of his Sonichu scrawled all over the walls for company? That could be WAY more likely than you think.

I'm actually quite surprised it took that long to have him placed in a mental institution. But as others have pointed out, he could have been in denial/autistically unaware about the gravity of his situation until he was just smacked with reality one day and decided to go apeshit in the Jail.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

The thought of Chris attempting to launch one final CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAA at the site's director right before somebody pulls out an African style blowpipe and shoots his dumbass with a tranquilizer dart can easily enter one's mind here, and to be honest, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if something like that did happen, or Chris pens a comic in the future depicting it as such. Chris's life is just that bizarre.

I love using the term Site Director as if Chris is an SCP or in some secret CIA prison

 

[Cybertonia]

I'm actually quite surprised it took that long to have him placed in a mental institution. But as others have pointed out, he could have been in denial/autistically unaware about the gravity of his situation until he was just smacked with reality one day and decided to go apeshit in the Jail.

This is the only logical conclusion. Chris was so sure he was just about to get his wrist slapped and then he'd be free to head on out back to his idiotic fantasy island....and then complete radio silence after getting smacked with 5 months continuance

I bet he assaulted a staff member attempting to handle him during a tardrage

 

[Hogar Grupal]

I wonder if Chris asked for his stuff while he first went to the hospital. You know that's the only thing on his mind; not his mother's well being, or if he's going to spend more time away from his precious stuff. Also, from the first part in GamerFromMars doc where Chris lost it when being questioned by two people, I wonder how he does when being questioned by more than one doctor?

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder if Chris asked for his stuff while he first went to the hospital. You know that's the only thing on his mind; not his mother's well being, or if he's going to spend more time away from his precious stuff. Also, from the first part in GamerFromMars doc where Chris lost it when being questioned by two people, I wonder how he does when being questioned by more than one doctor?

Absolutely no way he didn't ask for his shit. IIRC he asked to be allowed to fetch his belongings from his house at the first hearing following his arrest (and was obviously denied), so the idea he's being sent into a nuthouse probably would make him demand that he be given the chance to even have a single one of his toys - as if there was any chance that was going to have a better shot at working.

Regarding him being questioned by multiple people, I can only imagine he feels extremely uncomfortable as he's forced to be in situations where nobody gives a fuck about him being god multiple times over and he's not allowed to speak as if he's a god.

 

[AnOminous]

What's your bet on the situation? I am guessing personally there will be a short continuance and then likely some form of discharge but not back to the free world, but some form of supervised housing or hospital.

I'm pretty sure he can answer this, but since he hasn't yet, I think that he thinks it's very likely that Chris gets released at the end of the year, possibly after pleading to some charge, like the incest he's charged with, where that would be a reasonable sentence, and then he walks free, possibly with some suspended term that keeps him in treatment of some sort.

Another thing @Pointless Sperg has emphasized is the obligation of the state not just to eject tards like Chris into homelessness, but actually to establish an obligation of the state to place them somewhere, a legislative action which our old buddy Rob Bell pushed. It's a Small World After All!