Postmortem February 12th DDoS Attack

Stephanie Bustcakes said:
Which tranny do you suspect is behind this one?
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Too much options to bet on, each next one is more hillarious than the previously mentioned.

I'd bet on @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg but this pedodogfucker is too poor for afford even hundred of inconvinient clicks on this site.
We'd might have joke about byuu, again, but the non-binary anorexic shlob is "dead", and currently changed his alias to keep working on his emulators like nothing happened, sure.
Could be tranch llamas, but llamas are not possesing the human intellect.
Could be that oxford cunt that bragged about everything but why meat is bad in her "why we must stop eat the meat" manifesto.

It could be me, but I'm not a tranny, not gay, and I like this site despite the fact I don't have the lolcow thread in prospering grounds, still and this ddos shit is stupid anyway...
 
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Was it Machiavelli who said that "Men must be either enticed or snuffed out" or something to that effect? Basically, that if you have a mortal enemy and you can't placate/control him in some way, the only sensible option for dealing with him is to wipe him off the face of the earth. No shitty half-measures like filing 6 pro se lawsuits or banging on his door and bothering his mom or emailing his payment processors occasionally with cryptic threats or wearing a baseball cap with "<Name of my enemy>/IS A/KID DIDDLER" embroidered into it on separate lines.

Half-measures only harden your blood enemy and inspire him to dig in his heels, just through the fact that he survived them. Byuu's attempt on the site was purely Machiavellian: "Accept a bribe and comply with me, or I'll pretend to snuff myself out and have my sockpuppets friends signal-boost the incident as hard as they can, so internet strangers will attack en masse and somehow destroy the site forever, not sure how yet." Byuu failed, but at least he tried harder than anyone else ever has. All this other shit that goes on does more good than harm to the site, long-term.
 
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When you spend all your tard bux on inconveniencing your enemies but they just get stronger from it and you realize you'll still never be a real woman
 

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Well, I hope everytime this happens, and Nool lets us know about it, there is a surge in donations. That would teach the fuckers. Every time they attack, we just make Kiwi Farms stronger.

thismanlies said:
Byuu.
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Once and for all time it is proven he is alive, I am going to make sure that someone shoves that cookie jar as far up his stink ditch as it will go.
 
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Trannies deep down know they are abominations, no matter how much they gaslight the rest of society into going along with their delusions. Kiwifarms does a wonderful service in telling the naked Emperor "you are full of shit" even if everyone is silent. That is something they can not stand.
 
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My annual electricity and gas bills just came in and I may have to build an igloo and cover myself in seal skins in lieu of other heating methods from now on, but I'll at least send all the BAT bucks I got from wasting time on the internet. It's only about a pizza's worth, but I wish you all the best for keeping up this site - and a more peaceful 2022.
 
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