Postmortem February 12th DDoS Attack

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Suburban Bastard said:
If it was a literal government, the website would not be coming back online lol
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I mean I look at it like this.
The farms is on the radar perhaps shifted to the back but still on the list of sites that are the government's public enemy online. 2019 was the signal for that with the new Zealand shooter. When the farms refused to take down his manifesto that caused alot of drama and put the site on the radar. I wouldn't be surprised if some troon in Toronto probably put in a word to the leaf government saying if you give me money I can fuck with the convoy. I know this is a far fetched conspiracy theory but I wouldn't put it past the lead government to hand troons a bunch of money to ddos this website if the government was told "it will stop the white surpremacist terrorist convoy." Remember there are exceptional people within our government and media. Farmers should know this by now.
 
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Aidan said:
It's not that cheap to maintain an attack like this. You'd need a group to donate to keep that up or to be pretty well off to justify it. Kiwifarms has DDoS protection so that already makes it a bit more premium to attack, it's probably least $10/hr (more likely $20+) and so $200+/day. Not many trannies can afford that, let alone justify it.
Maybe a crypto sperg is blowing through their wallet to stick it to those damn, dirty, gossipers!
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Anyone familiar with the various lolcow subforums will know there's at least one tranny who hates the farms (well, his relationship with KF is complicated) and has for years who just so happened to get a very large, over $100k allegedly, inheritance this month who's been spending in earnest. Sure, this individual who I won't name is an intensely dim witted man, but there's a whole crowd of desperate retards who would help arrange things if someone else would bankroll it. The timing just seems very suspicious.

Thankfully it's irrelevant who exactly is responsible though, since regardless of which tranny we're dealing with, they never manage to have money for long.
 
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This seems like another one of those things that you'd expect to go well together but they never seem to. Like how Null mentioned the same people on antiwork inexplicably support foreign scabs coming in to drive down their pay and living standards because reasons. They love to pull receipts, find shit said or done 10 years ago as a means to bludgeon you with. Someone catalogues this stuff but doesn't bow to your every whim? OY VEY SHUT IT DOWN NOW.
 
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LeChampion1992 said:
I don't think it was the troons here and I think this time the leaf government did some fuckery. Because troons usually pay for service but it's usually a couple hundred of bucks and we fend off those attacks. This time with how professional this attack was I have my theories.
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I don't buy the Leaf theory.

Bear in mind that $120k can buy a pretty serious DDoS. Who do we know that not only has a spare $120k to throw at DDoSing the Farms, but also has the motive? Think along the lines of a furry degenerate expat American living in Japan who allegedly an heroed themselved in the middle of last year, yet there is strong evidence to the contrary.

Uberpenguin said:
Anyone familiar with the various lolcow subforums will know there's at least one tranny who hates the farms (well, his relationship with KF is complicated) and has for years who just so happened to get a very large, over $100k allegedly, inheritance this month who's been spending in earnest. Sure, this individual who I won't name is an intensely dim witted man
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If he's who I'm thinking of, he'll toot his own horn soon enough.
 
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Uberpenguin said:
Anyone familiar with the various lolcow subforums will know there's at least one tranny who hates the farms (well, his relationship with KF is complicated) and has for years who just so happened to get a very large, over $100k allegedly, inheritance this month who's been spending in earnest. Sure, this individual who I won't name is an intensely dim witted man, but there's a whole crowd of desperate retards who would help arrange things if someone else would bankroll it. The timing just seems very suspicious.

Thankfully it's irrelevant who exactly is responsible though, since regardless of which tranny we're dealing with, they never manage to have money for long.
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Did this tranny finger a dog by chance?
 
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Hepativore said:
Another thing that is ridiculous and telling, is that whenever we get a DDoS attack, people start lengthy threads on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, and Slate gleefully cheering over the fact that Kiwi Farms is down.
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It's always so immensely satisfying to watch those celebration threads inevitably get depressed again when KF comes back up. They always cheer like it's "for good this time," then always cry when it isn't.
 
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Virtual Boring said:

Gib Null all your shekels.
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moocow said:
It's always so immensely satisfying to watch those celebration threads inevitably get depressed again when KF comes back up. They always cheer like it's "for good this time," then always cry when it isn't.
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Gotta love how these tards reckon that pooling a few hundred neetbux and spending it on DDoSing the Farms for a couple of days is really going to make a difference in the long run.

If Null ever got desperate enough for money that he decided to do something a bit shady, he could market a 1337 H4X0R DDoS service under a fake name. Extract neetbux from troons to ostensibly DDoS the Farms, only just taking the server down for a few hours rather than launching a DDoS at it. As an added bonus, it'd give Null some extra maintenance windows to get shit done on the server and network infrastructure without impacting too much on Farmers, as many Farmers take the regularly scheduled monthly DDoSing as their cue to touch grass anyways.

In Minecraft.
 
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