Postmortem February 12th DDoS Attack

[feedtheoctopus]

It's funny because if you really want to disrupt the farms you just come here and say cyberpunk was pretty good on release

 

[: Required]

Are we now an oppressed and marginalized people? Cause I could really use me some of that gofundme money for being a disenfranchised minority.

 

[Baloney Face]

Are we now an oppressed and marginalized people?

You are if you say you feel you are, whether you are or not.

 

[Grub]

We're talking about a desperate autistic G8 nation and a city with the highest per Capita of reddit users in Canada. I mean telegram had also been having screwy issues too

Not in the convoy group on telegram, but someone I know who's part of the telegram convoy group mentioned today the group doesn't seem to exist any more.

 

[All trannies are pedos]

If only trannies were just as good at killing themselves as they are at DDOS'ing based forums the world (and specially canuckistan and the UK) would be so much better...

 

[JoshPlz]

No amount of DDOS will change reality. Keep seething!

 

[Ophelia]

Are we now an oppressed and marginalized people? Cause I could really use me some of that gofundme money for being a disenfranchised minority.

Are you white? If so, no.

 

[Marissa Moira]

People who actively cheer censorship are rather short-sighted, at the best of times. They always seem to think it'll never get to where they're the ones being actively censored. But such is the way of things, I suppose.

It's not censorship if it's mental illness.

 

[TheBest]

The uptime is again due to the attack ending on its own. I am extremely frustrated with the lack of timeline or updates from the upstreams. I pay these fucking people and I can't get an email from them.

Claim you’re a tranny and they’ll answer you.

 

[Toolbox]

Meanwhile, in Mainland China, there was a secret project in progress! A project to turn the deceased Tong Shau Ping into an ultimate weapon!

Who is our Chin in this situation?

 

[Ophelia]

Do we have confirmation that it’s the trans cabal, or are they just the go-to suspects? Has someone taken credit?

 

[Marissa Moira]

Who is our Chin in this situation?

Your going to need to be more specific, most users here have at the very least two Chins.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Personally I enjoy guessing games about who the DDOSer is. There's just so many people that hate the website and all of those people are hilarious. The key is to sit back and pretend that you're answering some normal person that asks you, "Golly, I hear that evil website Kiwi Farms is getting hacked by anonymous, but who could be doing it you weirdo I associate with for some reason?"

Any answer you give has a bizarre story behind it. Byuu's shit requires that you explain how Japan reports suicides and use Mexico as an example of how a less organized country would have reported it too. Other trannys that would have done it would be people who live at the tranch or run scam suicide hotlines, that has a story about null shitting and them coming to his door. Or how its being funded indirectly by the British who give a lunatic extra money to fund it. You might end your long list with, "and you know, normal person friend of mine, a lot of people there just like to say nigger."

The list goes on and on and all the suspects are funny. The very premise of the website ensures that it only makes enemies with hilarious retarded assholes on the internet and people that know them. It's great, like the last episode of Seinfeld mixed with a murder mystery.

My point is I love this fucking website and hope it stays around for many years to come.

 

[Null]

Do we have confirmation that it’s the trans cabal, or are they just the go-to suspects? Has someone taken credit?

It does not matter, and people take credit for shit they didn't do all the time

 

[Positron]

Anyone familiar with the various lolcow subforums will know there's at least one tranny who hates the farms (well, his relationship with KF is complicated) and has for years who just so happened to get a very large, over $100k allegedly, inheritance this month who's been spending in earnest.

He is too dumb to wipe his ass, much less finding a script-kiddie who won't just take his money and run -- assuming, of course, he really does have the money.

 

[Luigi]

I know that it doesn't matter who is paying for this, but it's always fun to find a new thread to read because of these types of situations.

 

[Hepativore]

No amount of DDOS will change reality. Keep seething!

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Hell, wait until they start marketing fish-scented douches to troons, as they have to douche to constantly flush the pus and gunk out of their amholes which have no means of keeping down bacterial growth unlike real vaginas. Many MTF troons seem to think that real womxn should smell like fish.

 

[Sandnigger]

What laws would one break if they set up a fake DDoS website ?

Fraud, offering to orchestrate cyberattacks, anything else ?

 

[Maude Snew]

It does not matter, and people take credit for shit they didn't do all the time

It's like the ending of Spartacus only with mutilated genitals and autism.

 

[Polentic]

TO ALL OPPOSING KF​

Spoiler: DONT BE STUPID

Spoiler: BE A SMARTY

Spoiler: COME AND JOIN

THE NAZI PARTY

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