February 16th, 2021 prestream

[Null]

kf is mentioned a lot and he gets mad at me specifically at some point

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

>Null is regularly watching DSP
I fucking knew it!

 

[Null]

>Null is regularly watching DSP
I fucking knew it!

someone sent me this mate.

 

[Troonos]

Shut up, Phil. You bring 100% of this upon yourself by being a gigantic piece of garbage who can't accept blame for any of your failures.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

You hear that? It's all your fault, @Null!

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

You're lucky the second vest stream failed, otherwise he'd have the money to sue you for all this slander.

 

[Very Honest Content]

This fat grifter crying about direct responsibility yet constantly lies to his whalechairs about his mobile gambling addiction.

Really tossing some stones from inside that glass whakhando there, oddly shaped head moron.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Null literally caused both vest streaks to fail. Nothing Dave could do, dood.

 

[gh0stzero]

so we can't release and host the 341 call but the court can release their copy?

The only difference between our 341 call and the courts one was the court didn't mute your phony creditor when he gave his name.

 

[DeeTracktor]

Someone help me out with the official lore here

Didnt the paypigs have a backlash after Phillip P Burnell demanded that they hit the tips goal on his two days off during Vest streak one?

Didnt the paypigs not step up due to Phil grifting hard a few days before Vest Streak 2, Electric Boogaloo?

 

[naught sock account 1]

he's such a thot, 'ill only put it on if you paypig!.'

 

[DZoomer]

So what's our next order, Dear Leader? I can't take all those losses anymore, just yesterday a guy donated 100 whole dollars to Phil!! I'm shaking as I type this.

 

[Null]

So what's our next order, Dear Leader?

Stand back and stand by

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

It will always amaze me how Phil manages to see his life as a success story.

 

[artilleryfroth]

I love that he calls himself DSP. Where I live, that’s the name of a welfare payment to tards who are permanently unemployable. It’s really hard to qualify for; the person has to be very D to get the SP.

 

[Penix]

This coming from the same motherfucker who just a couple of days ago compared us to the rioters at the capitol, calling it fucked up that we can shitpost without consequences while the rioters actually get sentenced with jail time. According to Phil we should go to jail for this.

 

[The Last Stand]

I guess the escort saga is still getting to him.

He's living in the past. He has to move on.

 

[UaineRunei]

Stand back and stand by

Well, what do I do with these millions of stolen credit cards I bought from Target then?

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Well, what do I do with these millions of stolen credit cards I bought from Target then?

Buy some snacks and fizzy drinks for the crew at the Super Secret Reehouse with them.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I guess the escort saga is still getting to him.

He's living in the past. He has to move on.

Nah, he even was somewhat grateful when this trashfire ended and Brongsteens were doxed (but yeah, that shit was incredibly embarrassing on our part). I feel that it has more to do with WWE Champions and his finances, because this place remembers everything and that doesn't make Phil looking good at all.