February 16th, 2021 prestream

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I think the funny part for me in all this, is admitting that the Kiwi Farms' existance does make him ass mad. Imagine being ass mad over a bunch of retards who just want to gawk and enjoy your dumbshittery that YOU STILL PROFIT FROM. In all this DSP forgets: He's still making money even when people shit on him for being an ass clown. He got out of a brankruptcy that he really should not have, and yet, woe is me, life is hard, it sucks to be DSP it seems.

Edit: And that's not to mention he's had other, better and more well known detractors like the Sons of Kojimas faggots, that I'm surprised he doesn't spend an hour praising god that they gayops themselves into nothing.
 
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JuanButNotForgotten said:
Where did I say that?
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You said the reason Kat isn't the mystery woman is because she didn't spill the beans. So I made a similar comparison.
JuanButNotForgotten said:
Or rather if she stays with Phil out of her own volition and stupidity. Or are you trying to say "well, Phil pays anyway, so she is a hooker"?
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Don't see any reason why she isn't like a hooker. They don't like each other, she doesn't do anything and Phil pays for everything. Only reason she is around is to flex on his viewers and throw something in the microwave.
JuanButNotForgotten said:
You seem to be really upset about some failing middle aged streamer, who fucked himself over more than anyone ever could. Have you donated him your government money or something?
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Because I said you play semantics like Phil does?
 
The foundations of the escort saga were correct: Phil was paying for a woman to visit him for an indeterminate number of weekends. The details were wrong. Phil wasn't handing Kat money, but he was paying for her travel and all expenses, and probably impressing her with fancy meals and gifts and all that.
 
Murmur said:
The foundations of the escort saga were correct: Phil was paying for a woman to visit him for an indeterminate number of weekends. The details were wrong. Phil wasn't handing Kat money, but he was paying for her travel and all expenses, and probably impressing her with fancy meals and gifts and all that.
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This is the same jack-off that claimed victory when everyone guessed he had tax troubles by saying "ACKUALLY, It was state taxes! All my haters are just kids!"
 
Rare Drop said:
This is the same jack-off that claimed victory when everyone guessed he had tax troubles by saying "ACKUALLY, It was state taxes! All my haters are just kids!"
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And don't forget the Jasper reveal: "NO! WRONG! I didn't GET a cat! I HAD a cat!"
 
been watching the video on and off, he mentioned people watching his how you dont plays and then coming to his streams and what not and support him and how theyre normal people.

well phil, hate to break it to you. i discovered you via a dark souls how to play and here i am on kiwifarms. explain that one. just kidding no need. ill do it for ya

BECAUSE YOURE AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING
 
thismanlies said:
To paraphrase Fredrick Brennan: Phil, Kiwi Farms isn't all about you.
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Phil has actually recently said that he is one of the only lolcows on this site. He said he was browsing the site and Wings and LTG did not have threads, and he was wondering why he did but they didn't "because they are much worse than me". Guaranteed he just looked at the front page and his boomer wet-brain couldn't figure out how to navigate. Phil basically thinks he is 1 of 6 lolcows that Farmers cow-watch.
 
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Prince Lotor said:
Phil has actually recently said that he is one of the only lolcows on this site. He said he was browsing the site and Wings and LTG did not have threads, and he was wondering why he did but they didn't "because they are much worse that me". Guaranteed he just looked at the front page and his boomer wet-brain couldn't figure out how to navigate. Phil basically thinks he is 1 of 6 lolcows that Farmers cow-watch.
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Top 6 US super turbo lawlcaw shtreemer.

Gotta add to the accolades.
 
Murmur said:
The foundations of the escort saga were correct: Phil was paying for a woman to visit him for an indeterminate number of weekends. The details were wrong.
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For example, he didn't get a horse dildo, he got the entire horse.
 
It's been quite a while since I've last even heard our eternal lord Pigroach since he got boring after the Bankruptcy arc.

Can't say I miss him in the slightest and his dweeby nasally weasel voice.
 
Murmur said:
The foundations of the escort saga were correct: Phil was paying for a woman to visit him for an indeterminate number of weekends. The details were wrong. Phil wasn't handing Kat money, but he was paying for her travel and all expenses, and probably impressing her with fancy meals and gifts and all that.
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The only thing missing was 'escort' on her business card. :story:
 
"I expect an apology" what an entitled cunt... Seriously he gets worse and worse every time I hear his dumbass speak.
 
Can't wait for the pre-stream tomorrow with Phil rocking like a leaf in a gale saying about how mad the trolls are and he's coming out smelling of roses.
 
Filthy Greenskin said:
Can't wait for the pre-stream tomorrow with Phil rocking like a leaf in a gale saying about how mad the trolls are and he's coming out smelling of roses.
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In his mind anyways, in the end he comes out smelling like gout, gin and pathetic. Can we just appreciate that the "detractors/trolls" only have ammo because of how much of a piece of shit he is? In the end he only has his idiocy to blame for his "misfortune" and people not wanting to sponsor a scumbag. Doesn't look good on a brand.

If only he'd grow some humility. But nah, never gonna happen.
 
Any man, rich or poor, who needs to reinvent the same parts of his history on a weekly basis is not winning anything. I'm just reminding the users here of that, and not anyone who might be reading logged out of the secret lurker account they definitely haven't had for several years.
 
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