The Penultimate Warrior
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The escort saga was true though - it just turned out to be with a different women.
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The escort saga was true though - it just turned out to be with a different women.
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What do you mean?
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Yeah as much as Dave wants to throw the escort saga back at the tractors, the only reason it was believable was cause he was in fact secretly seeing Kat at the time for the trial version of the live-in girlfriend experience.
The Penultimate Warrior
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He was secretly flying a woman around the country and married her, whilst all the while saying he needed money because his parents were dying and he could barely afford the heating.
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Marriage was after that and Phil being e-beggar is old news. I mean, seeing some woman dumb enough to be with Phil and wasting thousands of dollars to fly some whore from Netherlands for a weekend just to prove some haters that you aren't alone anymore is not the same thing. I am not even talking about all the stuff that crazy bitch tried to put on Phil from love of getting pegged to raping passed out drunk girl. And people were eating this shit for fuck's sake.
PieceofShet
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Goddamn. That was really hard to sit through. The level of delusion...
He is succsessful cause he exist. Okay.
He wouldnt be a shill... he did exactly that when he got the chair, he loved it, but later he said it was crap.
I dont wanna be political but pretty sure they went bankrupt because they got their stuff from china... it has nothing to with the quality. It got taxed because it came from China.
He also used the "tip of the iceberg" wrong.
Phil is on another planet. The reason he can't get sponsorships or do twitch bounties is because of his Lolcow status? I think he might be putting the cart before the horse. Does he think we all got together and said "Hmm who can we make our next lolcow... I vote DSP because look how successful he is, I sure would like to knock him down a peg or two!". Or could it be the fact that he's always acted like a self-important, self-entitled clown, who went from YOUTUBE LET'S PLAY PIONEER to spinning a carboard sign on Twitch that says "Will Dress up for $$$" and every normal person think's that that shit's equal parts funny and pathetic. Even if he didnt have a 10 thousand page thread on here, would there be a slew of oppurtunities coming the way of a 40 year old, 300 viewer average (which would probably be closer to 150 without this thread), streamer who's only notable achievments were finishing 4th at a fighting tournament 15 years ago and masturbating on stream? I'm sceptical myself.
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It's fucking funny how miserable this is making him. He wants that WWE Champions story buried so goddamn badly and it never will be. Keep crying, Phil - while we are talking about responsibility how about you take responsibility for the harm your content has created and apologize. Apologize to the children and retards who had to watch the fat greasy grifter jerk off in front of them on stream. Apologize to the Jewish people for your antisemitic Dead Space stream. Apologize to the literal retards you swindled over Project 7.
The Farms will be here tomorrow DSP. If they aren't, something else will be. You will be The Guy for the rest of your life and you will never, ever escape the reputation you created for yourself. Get fucked. Maybe some more gin, a few more Champions pulls, and a few more unhinged tweets will make it all better.
The Farms will be here tomorrow DSP. If they aren't, something else will be. You will be The Guy for the rest of your life and you will never, ever escape the reputation you created for yourself. Get fucked. Maybe some more gin, a few more Champions pulls, and a few more unhinged tweets will make it all better.
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I think Phil also can't do business speech. I watched an old GTG video where GTG talked about Phil's Machinima deal and how Machinima approached him on his future plans. Machinima apparently tried to bring Phil into the SF commentator scene because he had a name (albeit tarnished) and Phil couldn't understand what they wanted from him. Business degree level of understanding right there Phil. congratulations. You are your own worst detractor and everything we do will NEVER come even close to your own stupidity and short-sightedness. Should streaming fail at one point (maybe some suicidal laywer will break Game streaming's neck with a lawsuit that would make streaming video games illegal) Phil would be done. Big streamers like Ninja usually have a safety net on which to fall down to. Phil doesn't (unless he secretly bunkers all his money in a Swiss bank account El Presidente style). Again: his own fault. Plus nobody told you to act like a pussy all those years ago and piss of more and more of your fans. Remember: EvilAj was a fan. Wardogleader was a fan. And you apporoached it all the wrong way. Choke on that for a while
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That’s what gin rot does to someone mate
Khat wasn’t an escort but the way phil basically cucked the guy out of a horse made it seem like it just think about this if you only text a bitch and fly her to your place 3 times I would say to fuck but I don’t think Phil would ever fuck anyone after pandalee shattered his manhood on stream that one time before she left him for Tyrone
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Everything a viewer does is the responsibility of the platform they view.
Gotcha, Phil. That is some great legal precedent. Makes complete sense too.
Can we send Phil a KF Gaming Chair? Seems like losing that sponsorship REALLY rustled his jimmies...
Gotcha, Phil. That is some great legal precedent. Makes complete sense too.
Can we send Phil a KF Gaming Chair? Seems like losing that sponsorship REALLY rustled his jimmies...
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Phil doesn't care, the escort saga is the only card he can play against the detractors where we were clearly wrong. It's up there with 4th place EVO in Proud DSP Moments. Sure, Katherine was essentially a "legal escort", but in Phil's mind that's him being a successful mature adult.
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Fantasy: Phil paid thousands of dollars to fly a Dutch woman to his home to pretend to be his girlfriend. They went to Ikea and made brownies.
Reality: Phil paid thousands of dollars to fly a Michigan woman to his home to pretend to be his girlfriend. They went to Ikea and made brownies.
Kat was the real life version of Mystery Woman. It's like the "Phil masturbated on Twitch" scenario. It was YouTube you nudnik! Phil never masturbated on Twitch! All your points are mute because you named the wrong website.
He didn't beg for money to pay a Dutch hooker to come visit him, he begged for money for a Michigan woman to come visit him.
The escort saga would have lost steam except Phil posted pics of a woman he paid to come visit him hanging ornaments on the Christmas tree.
Reality: Phil paid thousands of dollars to fly a Michigan woman to his home to pretend to be his girlfriend. They went to Ikea and made brownies.
Kat was the real life version of Mystery Woman. It's like the "Phil masturbated on Twitch" scenario. It was YouTube you nudnik! Phil never masturbated on Twitch! All your points are mute because you named the wrong website.
He didn't beg for money to pay a Dutch hooker to come visit him, he begged for money for a Michigan woman to come visit him.
The escort saga would have lost steam except Phil posted pics of a woman he paid to come visit him hanging ornaments on the Christmas tree.
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I don't remember him freaking out because of this. Hell, I can't even remember him mentioning it aside from a couple of times. Even Dynastia doxing TKOH members made him fight with Vidar on social media, which, yeah, was a product of escort saga, but still isn't saga itself and something tells me it would've happened anyway. Even "swatting" made him say "YOU, YES, YOU" and that those weens tried to murder him.
It would've been the case if she ended up spilling the beans about Phil paying her money to pretend to be his girlfriend, but in the end they got married. Quit those mental gymnastics.
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DSP confirmed as the next Killstream guest.
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DSP is such a horrible person that he literally stopped the stream (around 26:30) and demanded a public apology from someone for asking a disrespectful question, and this isn't even a blip in the radar. For all of DSP's talk about how people don't give him a chance, imagine if any other big streamer did that.
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Except he has, multiple times, and quite recently as well. Why talk about Phil if you clearly have no idea? And you're obviously playing semantics, just like Phil does. Kat didn't spill the beans, therefore she isn't an escort. Phil doesn't sit on the street with a tin can, therefore he isn't a beggar.
The Penultimate Warrior
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I don't think he actually got it either, being distracted by a shiny cheer
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Where did I say that?
Or rather if she stays with Phil out of her own volition and stupidity. Or are you trying to say "well, Phil pays anyway, so she is a hooker"?
You seem to be really upset about some failing middle aged streamer, who fucked himself over more than anyone ever could. Have you donated him your government money or something?
Well, if you didn't get it from the get go, I meant "when it was new".