[February 2021 - ????] DSP Tries It: Divinity: Original Sin II

Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's strange that Phil will spend so much time trying to figure out how to play this game, which ultimately means nothing in real life, but when it came to buying his forever home, he spent one day and bought the third one he looked at.
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he bumped into the house while he was walking around outside and he just knew THEY WERE SOULMATES
 
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JimiHendrix said:
lotta bitchin' bout not understanding Line of Sight.

Got paladin cork killed.

cleared the dock after a 50 minute fight.

that was about it.
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I saw like 20 min from the stream. How hard is it to understand that projectile attacks that are aimed can't pass through solid matter.
Also, he shot at an enemy with 90phys armor /7 health with his ranger (pure phys attack) and said"That guy refuses to die, figure that one out" after the enemy survived.
I can't even imagine how the rest of the game is gonna go if he's whining so much on the first part of the tutorial island.
 
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JimiHendrix said:
the divine fat boy continues...I'm doing some coding stuff on my hobby, so don't expect my wonderful write ups on his gameplay today, but I have it up on my second monitor so if he shits his pants I will try to write it down.
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[offtopic] what kinda coding stuff?

[on topic] did Phil get out the tutorial area yet? I heard he did some major stalling

"oh this has +2 what do you guys think?
oh this has +1 but has this what do you think?"
 
tripmix said:
[offtopic] what kinda coding stuff?
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i make video game stuff as a hobby for people to play. think like garry's mod shit. right now i'm struggling to figure out how to use a Hashtable system to simplify something, but i'm stupid and have never used hashtables before and everyone hates me.

tripmix said:
[on topic] did Phil get out the tutorial area yet? I heard he did some major stalling
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he is not getting out of the tutorial area for at least another 12 hours at this rate. i am not joking. he still has to find amadia, he has to find gareth, he has to go through the illusion vault, he has to fight Alexander, then he has to do the Lady Vengeance fight, and that's just what he has to do. that's not counting optional shit like the blood rose quest or the gargoyle maze or a dozen other things.
 
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SilverReaper said:
Food is the last thing he would need assistance with.
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Assistance is the last thing I would say Phil doesn't need. He remembers fast food experiences that happened decades ago, that doesn't mean he knows shit about ingredients and cooking. Maybe he can take care of himself in the frozen food section, with the microwavable trash. That's about it though.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
Assistance is the last thing I would say Phil doesn't need. He remembers fast food experiences that happened decades ago, that doesn't mean he knows shit about ingredients and cooking. Maybe he can take care of himself in the frozen food section, with the microwavable trash. That's about it though.
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He likes to think he knows about ingredients. After all, listen to him talk about any type of food that has toppings or condiments. He refers to all those things as ingredients. "All the ingredients fell out of my chalupa!" And then when he goes into his clearly high-society description of the minimum wage prepared, gourmet fast food...he tries to sound like he's on one of those food network shows where ACTUAL chefs describe real custom made, one of a kind, unique dishes prepared by other actual real adult culinary artists. "The spicy of the sauce is cut by the crunch of the tomato, and the lettuce is crunchy water and the beef patty is juicy and salty all at the same time..."

If he were challenged to say as many descriptive things about muh wife *thumbs toward door* as he could in 10 minutes... He'd get about 2 minutes in and struggle to not repeat anything or have long pauses between "Um..."s and snorts. Conversely, if you gave him 20 minutes to describe a Wendy's Cheeseburger, he'd get to minute 50 and someone in shtreem chat would say "Just like pre-stream, it just keeps on going..."

Then the LIMB comes...
 
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Yeah I reckon Phil has a good 3-4 maybe 5 more streams factoring in the wash room breaks, prestream, begging and snorting until he's finished chapter 1. What do you guys think? Nyhuhuh
 
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