I heard Phil fought Radeka the witch, so I went back to the video to take a lil looksie. Radeka typically finishes the conversation by forcing a poison kiss on you. I was hoping to see this, but Phil actually managed to get through the dialogue tree without it happening. Which is unfortunate, considering his reaction to Radeka saying "I do love that in a man" was virgin rage "Oh my god, just fucking kill her."
phils tits are lookin' especially large in this gray shirt today.
phil is off to a great start and actually removes all of Radeka's physical armor and gets her down to 50% hp before she gets a single turn. this causes chat to question phil what difficulty the game is on. phil claims it's the difficulty chat told him to pick.
phil gets mad at stream chat to the point he opens the main menu and shows the difficulty on stream. It is indeed "classic mode"
he managed to kill Radeka with little issue, but is mad that her summons did not disappear with her death. He doesn't know about the status Soulbound, for you kids who ain't played the game, only enemies marked as Soulbound die when their Summoner dies.
phil asks the chat "ok so if a zombie is up next to attack, how do I tell which zombie it is from the turn bar?" that's a fair question. The chat tells him if he mouses over the enemy, the corresponding enemy icon will highlight. which leads to phil mumbling
"the enemy gets highlighted? but how do i? how? when does he get highlighted? i dont understand what you're saying."
someone then told him to just push R1, which auto rotates between enemies. which means essentially phil was too dumb to figure out how to target an enemy so someone just told him the button that does it for him.
as i am typing this my room mate just got up and walked into the living room calling for help because he was choking on his home made pizza. this was more interesting to watch than phils gameplay.
that's about it. he then clears up the insects and it's over. i won't lie to you, fat boy isn't necessarily playing -badly-. he's just playing really...really...fucking slowly. I don't foresee him having any issues with the game until the Lady Vengeance fight, honestly. also these divinity vids have been up for 6 hours and are all sub 200 views. his fans love it.
