Fictional Characters that would be Kiwis - like the fictional lolcows thread, but on the other side of the pasture

[Neurotypical Mantis]

which characters in fiction would be lolcow ranchers, kiwis, milk connoisseurs?
my first input is monsoon from MGR, not just because i'm a retarded metal gear sperg, but he would probably be invested in what goes behind making one human so endearingly retarded. memes and such.

share your less (or more) retarded candidates.
bonus autism game: discuss what their profile would be/what type of poster they are

edit because of confusion, this is for characters that would use kiwifarms, not be lolcows

 

[SeniorFuckFace]

Regan Theresa MacNeil

The main character in the Exorcist.

That would be a great thread.

 

[Super Shiro]

Anne Frank.

 

[Skitarii]

Joshua conner moon

 

[The Last Stand]

Mommie Dearest.

 

[smegma enthusiast]

Panty and Stocking from the respective show? They’re both terrible people and every episode has them bullying people and using hilarious, offensive dialogue that bounce off each other. Perfect Kiwis.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

I'd say Near from Death Note, but we already know how that turned out.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Squidward?

(or maybe he'd be an "artcow")

 

[Snack Cracker]

Dr Gregory House

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Members of FBI from the show FBI and members of CIA from the show CIA

 

[Weed Eater]

Erik aka "The Phantom" from The Phantom of the Opera.

Dude would totally shitpost in the dead of night and probably would laugh at Russell Greer.

 

[Timotei Lindeanu]

Boris from Goldeneye

 

[Chad Holdenford]

The titular character from Dan Vs.

 

[The Real Me]

 

[BullDogsLipBrandClamjuice]

Dr. Edward Richtolfen

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Everyone from always sunny.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

The Comedian and Rorschach from Watchmen. Comedian would be an A+H shitposter, Rorschach would be a conspiracy thread poster. Starlight would be the cattiest poster in the BP.

Homelander from The Boys would also be an A+H shitposter.

Rainman would be a tard guard for Chris.

Uncle Ruckus would be here under the name George Lincoln Rockwell.

 

[Coelacanth]

Squidward?

(or maybe he'd be an "artcow")

Nah Squidward wouldn't be an artcow. His art always features himself but the only people who don't like it are the characters within the show, while IRL people seem to mention his work a lot (Bold and Brash comes to mind). I can totally imagine Squidward making a thread on Spongebob or Patrick in a similar vein to how Mimms and Lucas first introduced SA to the world of Chris-Chan.

I think Susie from Deltarune would probably have a blast here. I imagine she'd follow multiple threads and shitpost as much as possible whenever cows she follows come to the Farms to screech at us to take our threads about them down.

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Adolf Hitler

 

[Oilspill Battery]

Nah Squidward wouldn't be an artcow. His art always features himself but the only people who don't like it are the characters within the show, while IRL people seem to mention his work a lot (Bold and Brash comes to mind). I can totally imagine Squidward making a thread on Spongebob or Patrick in a similar vein to how Mimms and Lucas first introduced SA to the world of Chris-Chan.

I think Susie from Deltarune would probably have a blast here. I imagine she'd follow multiple threads and shitpost as much as possible whenever cows she follows come to the Farms to screech at us to take our threads about them down.

Would squidward be a spongebob alog?