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Someone reported a bug in the lalafell mod server. Dilation commences.

Had no idea so many trannies played lalafell.

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I don't know what's more based, making Trannys seethe or making Lalapedo's seethe.
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So, I gotta ask; what's you guys' thoughts on the different races and their players? From what I can tell; most Lallafells tend to be pedos and trannies, most Hrothgar players tend to be furries, so what about the other races?

Also, as a Hrothgar player myself; seriously, why does the FFXIV community tolerate the furry fucking going on? I just wanted to play a monster knight with a giant sword, not deal with some furfag bitch ERPing during a dungeon crawl and making me solo the area boss.
 
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So, I gotta ask; what's you guys' thoughts on the different races and their players? From what I can tell; most Lallafells tend to be pedos and trannies, most Hrothgar players tend to be furries, so what about the other races?

Also, as a Hrothgar player myself; seriously, why does the FFXIV community tolerate the furry fucking going on? I just wanted to play a monster knight with a giant sword, not deal with some furfag bitch ERPing during a dungeon crawl and making me solo the area boss.

Catgirls: either ok people or absolute tranny degenerates, sometimes regular women that are ok
Catmen: Fujo bitches, regular dudes, trannies or even men trying to play "soft" femboys
Male Au'ra: scalie edgelords, fujos, suprisingly high amount of trannies
Female Au'ra: see catgirl entry but add a 30% extra chance for troons for some fucking reason
Male/Female Hyur; dont give a fuck, either absolute shitters or ERP degenerates, suprisingly low amount of trannies
Lalas: Trannies or people who are a single dodgy mod away from being put on a list
Elezen: Wierd cunts who want to bang estinien, or oldfag RPG fans who want to desperately want to RP muh elves even though FFXIV elves are slightly less autistic (not by much)
Hroth: either an ok nigga but more often than not a one track mind degenerate who wont stop telling you how much of a faggot they are
Female Viera: see catgirl entry but with 60% more coom
Male Viera: edgelord who wants to be an uwu fag, more often than not have the same exact design as every other male viera PC because customization is limited still and everyone who plays them is an edgelord
Male Roe: forgot about them like every degenerate did after hrothgar dropped, dab, but otherwise, see hroth with 20% less degeneracy by virtue of not being a furfag
Female Roe: suprising amount of trannies, the rare 1% of women who are actually fit (more like 0% lmao), findom landwhales
 
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So, I gotta ask; what's you guys' thoughts on the different races and their players?
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But also, in my own experience catgirls tend to be crazy in the hyperactive way and Femra crazy in the woman way. Neither are women, women play femezen or lalafell.
A lot of lalafells just play the game without any pretense or high horsing and they're often the first to strike up a conversation. It's me, I am the lalafell.
Male roe are gay as hell.

Everyone else is just varying degrees of coomer.
 

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So, I gotta ask; what's you guys' thoughts on the different races and their players? From what I can tell; most Lallafells tend to be pedos and trannies, most Hrothgar players tend to be furries, so what about the other races?

Also, as a Hrothgar player myself; seriously, why does the FFXIV community tolerate the furry fucking going on? I just wanted to play a monster knight with a giant sword, not deal with some furfag bitch ERPing during a dungeon crawl and making me solo the area boss.
Catgirls: Porn addicts or basic bitches or incels or trannies. Some of them are edgelords who want to RP as outliers to civilization and for whatever reason these sovereign citizens have even worse writing than horny city cats.

Catboys: Almost always played by women from what I can tell. They are super annoying most of the time and sometimes they'll dress them in androgynous clothing if not outright cross dressing them. They also want to suck G'raha Tia's cock obsessively.

Elezen: Just average. The single most unremarkable playerbase in the entire game. They're just... average.

Lalafells: My most hated race in this game. Wouldn't shock me if half of them are closet pedophiles and on the FBI watchlist. Very fucking annoying with their high pitched voices too.

Roegadyn: The males are turbo autists who are fucking outstanding at the game, but also don't talk at all. Femroes are lesbos from what I can tell, but they're generally alright.

Hyur: An extreme mixed bag. Has some of the worst players in content, but also can have some of the best players. Some of them are really boring. Females are porn addicts from what I can tell. They also mod the shit out of the game beyond recognition.

Hrothgar: Second most hated race in this game. Populated by virtual sex pests who will try and flirt with you if you happen to play as hrothgar. They always wear skimpy clothing that reveal their ass which is very annoying. The only thing keeping them from being the bottom of the barrel is like the roegadyns, they are turbo autists who are extremely good at the game. I can't think of one single bad hrothgar player in savage content I've ran with.

Vieras (this is what I play): Cum dumpsters. Male vieras are either edgelords or sex pests who enjoy getting attention from female gamers... or are played by female gamers themselves. Female vieras are aggressively horny and love to dress themselves up in scanty clothing or the starting gear set. Sometimes they're okay, but it depends on how much you're willing to tolerate horny perverts who love to take naked pictures of their character.
 
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So, I gotta ask; what's you guys' thoughts on the different races and their players? From what I can tell; most Lallafells tend to be pedos and trannies, most Hrothgar players tend to be furries, so what about the other races?

Also, as a Hrothgar player myself; seriously, why does the FFXIV community tolerate the furry fucking going on? I just wanted to play a monster knight with a giant sword, not deal with some furfag bitch ERPing during a dungeon crawl and making me solo the area boss.
Fem miqote: Your average FFXIV player.

Male miqote and male viera: Horny women and gay men.

Femra: Trannies.

Malera: Groomers.

Elezen: lol these don't exist

Hrothgar: Furries. Gay furries. Groomer furries.

Hyur: Normies who haven't taken the c@ pill yet.

Lalafell; Either a pedo or a tranny (or both). A few are unironic gigachads.

Female viera: housewives and NEETs
 
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But also, in my own experience catgirls tend to be crazy in the hyperactive way and Femra crazy in the woman way. Neither are women, women play femezen or lalafell.
A lot of lalafells just play the game without any pretense or high horsing and they're often the first to strike up a conversation. It's me, I am the lalafell.
Male roe are gay as hell.

Everyone else is just varying degrees of coomer.

Accurate; out of my friends:

- Elezen, Type A: Black Mage. Excellent conversationalist.

- Lalafell, Type A: Warrior. Never stops talking.

- Miqo 'te, Mix of Types C and D: random class. Constantly tries to get people in a party, but never listens or is the most reliable.

- Au Ra, Type A... I think: Lancer. Massive, massive scalie.

- Hrothgar (Me), Type D: Dark Knight. Real goddamn tired of the ERP invites.
 
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I wonder what degeneracy female hrothgar will bring when they come out.
My guess is they'll either be more degenerate cat girls or more degenerate femroes, it depends on if they intend to make Female Hrothgar into smaller cat women (like female au ra vs male au ra) or just make them buff women and femroes will get what happened to male roes when male Hrothgar came out.
 
Female Hrothgar are going to drag all the closeted furries out into the open. And probably give the unabashed furries more fetish fuel to work with.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
 
All I know is the melt downs are going to be glorious if they go the cutesy route with F Hroth.
 
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>Imagine not including the secret beast-tribe playable races

Me and my goblin WoL know you're never gunna' make it.
 
So, I gotta ask; what's you guys' thoughts on the different races and their players? From what I can tell; most Lallafells tend to be pedos and trannies, most Hrothgar players tend to be furries, so what about the other races?
Get your puzzle pieces ready.
Au Ra come in three flavors: Generally friendly and enjoyable to be around with good taste in glams, painfully basic but not unbearable, and insanely entitled or mentally ill (female Raen especially fall into the unwell group, I have no idea why they attract that type of person). Trannies give Sadu a bad name by fucking loving Xaela, though there are some actual girls playing the race.. If they aren't playing as a male Au Ra.

Miqo'te are a mixed bag, given they're the most played race in the game. The majority of catgirl players are the type that'd call their characters unique when they use the same popular glams and often, legitimately have the same exact face. Catgirls can have paper-thin skin or the polar opposite, but they skew more towards being oversensitive. Catboys tend to be played by fujoshi, catty gay men, or sociable weebs that get scolded for being a bit edgy in a city-state's Shout chat. They will either blow hot ass with mechanics, or predict the AOEs seconds before they show up.

There's a good chance of a female Lalafell player being an actual woman (at least from my experience). I've also seen a weird amount of "trap" Lalafell that're instantly clockable if you're autistic like me and can tell the difference between the faces at a glance. They either try very hard to be funny and get obnoxious about it, take their character fairly seriously, or go the hardcore cute route. Most of the joke characters are male Lalafell. The nauseatingly cute ones (the ones that talk like children for some reason or are all pastel) are mostly women with bad taste, with the occasional genderspecial. Skill level is a mixed bag.

Roegadyn dudes are played by guys that like orcs/big dudes, gay men, and people that want to make a joke character. Female Roegadyn are either the same thing but change big dudes to big women, or they're well aware of the playerbase fetishizing them. Roe players tend to be chilled out, good with mechanics and nice, but there's insufferable femroe players out there. You'll definitely see them if you take a look at the community on social media sites.

I can't really come up with concrete groups or stereotypes when it comes to Hyur players, but female Highlanders do get fetishized like femroe do, to a lesser extent. Both middle and high are easy to talk to, glams are either basic or actually pretty good. Some male Midlander players are fujoshi, but somehow aren't quite as in your face as male Miqo'te or Viera and I couldn't tell you why. I've seen a few male Highlander players that're oddly insecure about "anime" races, but this died down after the WoW refugee crisis eased up.

Elezen players are a rare species, but most of my experience with them has been great. Female Elezen are friendly and good with sprouts, male Elezen tend to be quieter but good in conversation when they do talk. Good taste in glams, they shit on the mentors constantly. A few obnoxious bad apples and dangerhairs, but I like them overall. Due to Heavensward introducing a whole platter of well-written and nice-looking Elezen men, I'd guess there's fujos that play as male Elezen. I've yet to see them be as fantastically homosexual as catboys and bunnyboys, though.

Viera are weird. You've got basic coomers, massive bitches that get passive aggressive at the drop of a hat, and genuinely nice people that're good with advice, but kind of awkward otherwise. There's also a minority of them that play Viera because they're Ivalice superfans, and by "minority" I mean I'm friends with two people that fall into this category. Male Viera are almost entirely played by fujoshi, but there are some dudes playing the race too. Glams are either so bog standard it gives you physical pain, or they're noticeably cool. No in between whatsoever. A lot of them play like total shit, but my luck might just be bad with them.

Hrothgar are similar to Viera. You have your FFX fans and people that like cool beastmen, but the majority of Hrothgar players are turbogay men that have a closet in every room of their house. Very oversensitive, and very vocal about how gay they are. Unlike Viera, they usually aren't passive aggressive and tend to be quite nice in groups and overall, if they aren't talking about how gay gay gay they are. Glams are either oddly effeminate, very very fruity or noticeably cool. I've not met a woman playing Hrothgar yet, but I'll bet that'll change once female Hrothgar debut. I have a feeling they'll be in the same camp as female Roegadyn, except furry.
 
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Get your puzzle pieces ready.
I've not met a woman playing Hrothgar yet, but I'll bet that'll change once female Hrothgar debut. I have a feeling they'll be in the same camp as female Roegadyn, except furry.

Christ, all this talk about race stereotypes, and it's only made me more nervous for when the female Hroths finally drop. Not looking forward to it.

Anyone know when they're supposed to drop, anyway? I've heard nothing about them.
 
Christ, all this talk about race stereotypes, and it's only made me more nervous for when the female Hroths finally drop. Not looking forward to it.

Anyone know when they're supposed to drop, anyway? I've heard nothing about them.
Yoshi-P estimated they'd be out by 7.0's release after male Viera were revealed and people asked about it, so a decent while away. Unless that changed due to "please understand", you'll see how good or bad it'll turn out by next year (or near the end of next year, going by patch releases being more spaced out).
 
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Damn all these autistic race stereotype analysis made me laugh. Never change, Kiwifarms.

Also yes, I play a male Elezen, why do you ask?
 
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All of the gay catboys became gay bunnyboys when EW dropped. All of these stereotypes beat a dirty fantasia addict though.
 
A raid group full of trannies and pedophiles cleared world first Dragonsong Reprise. Another group full of trannies and pedophiles were mad because they were hyping the shit out of their team winning before they won anything. They tagged people in the first group of trannies as being former collaborators, as if to take credit for it.

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They then deleted the tweet. One member of their raid complained on Twitter that they'd explain why they "lost":

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Then you had a bunch of people crying on Twitter about how you shouldn't bully them for not winning.
 
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