Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company

In other news, Balmung is building a wall to keep those illegal Primals out.
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"WE'RE JUST HAVING FUN YOU STUPID CUNTS. YOU'RE JUST POOR AND DUMB AND JEALOUS"

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Someone posted this and unfortunately I doubt anyone here can verify this information because their Discord is on lockdown atm from what I've heard. Still considering...everything, I'm sure this exists because of course it does. I'm glad that Lucy Catgrill the hostess needs to be online for the weekly staff erp orgy on voice to keep her job, it keeps her primed and ready to go for all the cock she needs to take when Saturday rolls in.
 
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The """DJ""" who posted the initial tweet about being featured on the billboard has now committed Tweetus Deletus, leaving behind an explanation of intent.

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From the official "Prohibited Activities" article for FFXIV:
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1657051200521.png (The RMT case can be argued on the basis of the fact that the Club owner/staff charge exorbitant prices in gil for even their most basic, non-erotic "services", as shown on their website, while actively acknowledging that they spend monetarily more on Mog Station items for giveaways – setting aside the cost of creating and maintaining multiple, real life billboards. In a very roundabout way, I could see this being considered a form of RMT in and of itself, given that they spend real money in order to get in-game currency out of the playerbase.)

From the Rules & Policies page:
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I'm absolutely certain a group of nepotistic, brain-damaged roleplayers definitely had a legal team go over the specifics of what they wanted to do. That's why I'm sure DJ Potate here is definitely willing to stand by these words—

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Oh. Well, that's awkward, isn't it?
 
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"I’d say I giveaway more things to the community off the [in-game store] in two weeks than this whole billboard thing cost us," Says the retarded paypig that's going to probably blow open the whole ERP and modding scene with this retardation.
rich evans apologist uses his detective skills to suggest that this billboard is someone's very elaborate mid-life crisis, and that they're really hoping no-one realizes that you can max a credit card out with stupid shit, make minimum payments, and get by like that for genuine years in order to look 'rich' to a bunch of dumb teenagers in an mmo while steadily tanking your score
 
It will be hilarious to watch these coomers get hoisted by their own retard. They can't just sit in their degen dens and coom. They must be outspoken about their faggotry. I guess that works in as a fetish eventually? Exhibitionism, humiliation, etc become necessary after you've fried your brain on 3d rendered catgirl porn for 20 years.
 
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Additional addendum: Rumor mill a-churning about FC extortion being involved in paying for the billboards.
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I think the more interesting prospect is this whole kerfuffle smoking out a den of groomers and sex pests. FCs that do this kind of shit and somehow retain their members are almost always up to some unethical sexual shit.

Maybe we'll get a few new cows out of this.
 
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