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What, no. Fuck off, we're full. Balmung and Mateus should get their own personal RP DC at this point.
Final Fantasy XIV - Kiwi Free Company
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Hopefully the ERPers performing their own mass exodus to the JP centers to live out their fantasy of being real life anime characters will help offset the people coming to Crystal to laugh at them. If I see any jap twitter people post about stupid Americans coming over I'l try and post them here too. There's bound to be at least one retard who tries to pick up a true and honest Japanese gamer girl!
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It was explained early on that people can't change world Data Centers, only logical Data Centers. Meaning, you can't jump to another country's DC.
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Are we about to see a GM genocide of a lot of players for online harassment? Because that would be funny.
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I think it would be pretty hilarious if some of the Crystal babies faced shittalking on other DCs, for sure.
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That makes sense, not sure where I heard it from then. I don't really have plans to jump DCs myself so I haven't paid too much attention. I'm sure that Crystal will find a way to embarass itself regardless. Thanks for correcting me!
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Crystal players have no illusions about their competency. What will be funny is Aether and Primal tryhards coming to Crystal, getting btfo, and having to cope with performing worse than general population of the tranny ERP DC.
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This sounds exactly like the sort of cope one would expect from a Crystal player.
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I just love how even though Crystal worlds are pretty unremarkable, Balmung's reputation is so horrific it drags the entire DC down,
Because we are not even the shitter DC anymore ever since SE gave aussies their own DC.
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>have 24 hours maint to introduce one (1) single feature that most people dont give a shit about
>it goes to shit on the first 2 hours and you suspend it
L M A O
Because we are not even the shitter DC anymore ever since SE gave aussies their own DC.
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>have 24 hours maint to introduce one (1) single feature that most people dont give a shit about
>it goes to shit on the first 2 hours and you suspend it
L M A O
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Evidently not since people managed to kill it with 15k requests per minute.
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Unlike most people here it seems, I actually care about this feature, but oh boy can you imagine if they tried to introduce this shit back in 6.0 like they intended to originally? Absolutely terrifying to think about.
Clearly Takodachi should run the entire FF14 game, maybe we'll get an official Lalafell vtuber, the true content this game needs instead of data center travel that no one wants.
Also this exists
Some context
Maybe Hermes was right, we all should perish.
Edit: It got worse
I don't even know where to start. These dumbasses picked a digital billboard for their ERP nightclub!?
Edit 2: Asmongold got this bullshit too. Also their are FOUR of these in California and Texas, I don't know if that means four total or four each, who the fuck knows? I'm shocked they bought one let alone four/eight
What backwards mental gymnastics is this? "I don't care, therefore no one does even though the announcement says they got 15k requests to go to another world per minute. Why did SE release this feature that no one gives a shit about???"
Clearly Takodachi should run the entire FF14 game, maybe we'll get an official Lalafell vtuber, the true content this game needs instead of data center travel that no one wants.
Also this exists
Some context
Maybe Hermes was right, we all should perish.
Edit: It got worse
I don't even know where to start. These dumbasses picked a digital billboard for their ERP nightclub!?
Edit 2: Asmongold got this bullshit too. Also their are FOUR of these in California and Texas, I don't know if that means four total or four each, who the fuck knows? I'm shocked they bought one let alone four/eight
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Already happened.
The ERP billboard is hilarious. Here is their website.
150k gil for a striptease
It seems that the 'team' section link is broken.. too bad we can't see the names of people that work there who look like this:
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I said official, like what SEGA is doing with Sonic right now.Already happened.
The ERP billboard is hilarious. Here is their website.
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150k gil for a striptease
It seems that the 'team' section link is broken.. too bad we can't see the names of people that work there who look like this:
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Also their discord mods don't give a fuck about the raging dumpster fire they've started of course.
News stories are also picking up on this too
"I’d say I giveaway more things to the community off the [in-game store] in two weeks than this whole billboard thing cost us," Says the retarded paypig that's going to probably blow open the whole ERP and modding scene with this retardation. You probably shouldn't admit something this pathetic to the press you dumbass.
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So, on top of all the other ToS and potential legal violations at play with this whole thing, apparently the Viera model on the billboard is ALSO using the datamined upcoming summer outfit.Already happened.
The ERP billboard is hilarious. Here is their website.
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It seems that the 'team' section link is broken.. too bad we can't see the names of people that work there who look like this:
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There are layers upon layers of dumb fuckery at play in this whole thing and this is the most hilarious thing I've seen all day.
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This is gonna be funny in hindsight if it turns out this debacle was the final straw that makes SE decide to officially prevent people from using addons.
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In additional layers of this Club's absolute dumb fuckery, they purportedly use emojis on their server with an embedded script to trigger people's anti-malware software over a false positive... As a joke. You also, allegedly, get banned from their server for mentioning the false positives.
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Someone who I showed this drama to gave me this. Edit: @Gravemind beat me to this, fuckhead
What the fuck is this retarded shit?
This Akiva Balthazar at the end of the fourth screenshot is also the person who posted this autism into Asmongold's subreddit and I saw a glance from some random person in one of the twitter threads that supposedly Akiva somehow 'gaslight them' into RP. I have no fucking clue how that works, but he's from balmung and part of this ERP nightclub so he's probably a fucking weirdo by default.
The FFXIV subreddit also has a fairly active discussion about this if people want to monitor this shitshow outside of twitter.
What the fuck is this retarded shit?
The FFXIV subreddit also has a fairly active discussion about this if people want to monitor this shitshow outside of twitter.
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Every last, singular part of this whole thing is just greasier than pig shit all the way around.