🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Sicko Hunter]

I completely forgot Alex Stein was on the show this time. Did he do anything interesting?

 

[LowlyPheasent]

Did he do anything interesting?

The wiggers had a fishtoy bit where he'd get beaten with squeaky hammers. It was actually funny, not so much him.

 

[Ancient Pioneer]

The guy that dumps chatlogs from the official site made a zip containing various datasets, some of them like TTS logs could be useful at determining profitability of the show. I nabbed it because apparently he decided to make it expire in 24hr for some reason.

 

[kitsuragi]

 

[Jobama]

Well that was a lie.

 

[bookers]

I wonder if in the next season they'll go back to being inside only.
They already set up this stuff in the woods around the house and they have a bunch of stuff out there
i kinda think they should keep incorporating outside stuff
like maybe think up a reason to send a fish out into the woods at night and have people spook them or smth
they have all this space it kinda feels like they should use it and you're just wasting it if people are locked up 24/7
i get thats a part of fishtank but idk

 

[Pink Hotel On The Corner]

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I don't hate that guy, but if I had to spend an hour with him I'd probably have fantasy's of knocking him out

 

[foam rolla]

Fishtank season 2.7.5 - Woodchip boxing.

 

[bookers]

jimmy rizzing up creature


theyre fighting over a door being open and sodaman is extremely drunk he stepped on/tripped over TJ (he was buried in the chips)

 

[anliteralidiot]

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jimmy rizzing up creature

he rizzed creature? time to dox Vance's gf

 

[Karen Horney]

Every single contestant botched their character plotlines.

Tay - Xayleigh plot dropped when she attacked him, assumed Jon's Duke thrall plot at the last minute but it never went anywhere because Sam couldn't give a shit
Jimmy - Either never provided one or Mauro never showed up or was drunk and refused to be on camera when he was
Tai - Shot Jet's dude dead because he found him annoying
Jon - Duke thrall plot dropped because he got injured and was forced off the show by purple lipstick trying to make him gay
Letty - Some sort of familiar thing? Fatty put on a wolf mask and she immediately got rid of him
Vance - ?????? Yeah.

Everyone fucked up, Tay is just the easy target to whine about because Xavier was an important character and people assume it was going to be plot important rather than just messing with her further by getting her to wear the same furry outfit that TJ and Oddbod did as the next step from the dog ears and tail.

Their lack of roleplaying experience really bit them in the ass, and the night Tay died is the perfect example.

They were given a choice between "Tay duels Jet, probably loses, and dies" or "party fights horde of vampires, probably wipes due to low supplies" and they didn't even try thinking of a way around it (except Odd, who proposed fortifying their position and fighting the vampires at basecamp, he was ignored). There was no real reason for her to be removed from the game, and there's no way they would have enforced a party wipe on the second to last day. They could have RP'd their way around it or gone for a sneak attack or something, but they got too caught up in the false dichotomy put in front of them.

Late in the match the observing vampires started growling and Jet made a big deal of how they wouldn't take his death lightly, implying if he lost the vampires would attack anyway. They all but shouted Hey idiots, you can bend the rules of engagement!

A couple people here have mentioned the argument between Jimmy and Fatty that night where Jimmy brought up someone presumably from Fatty's past. What got Jimmy pissy enough to pull out blackmail material was Fatty driving home how he just sat back and watched Tay die without doing anything to help her, which was completely true. Best Fatty moment of the season.

 

[Jobama]

The cell cam has been on for a while. It started off normally with Letty and Tai in the cell chilling. Then TJ and Taylor got in and danced to la bambo. Sodaman was telling Taylor that his friend was asking him if she was a paid actress.

Then Taylor boxed the goblin while TJ yelled that she should kill him and maul his face.

Then Taylor tripped into the room.

All of a sudden an argument between the Mike, the goblin and Maejok, the dev, erupted because the door to the tech room was open. I’ll try to summarize the argument and update as it develops:

• Maejok was mad that someone left the door open and production blamed Mike as a bit
• Mike denied it
• Maejok or someone else ripped his bed outside and got it early
• Mike starts saying that he’s more important than Maejok
• A TTS saying Julian, AKA bicflame came in saying he did it (he probably did)
• Julian comes up and starts arguing with Maejok calling him a fag telling him that he’s fired
• The goblin starts ranting that it started as bit but that now he’s pissed because his bed got ruined
• He says that he apparently spent $800 on it because he had to buy his own bed
• He says that season 3 is only in 2 or three months
• He starts ranting that everyone keeps saying he drinks too much
• He keeps talking about how hard of worker he is and how great the goblin bit was and that everyone thinks he's a faggot
• Mike says the aperture was a sock puppet for production
• TJ says that he doesn't think Mike is a faggot
• Mike asks TJ why he's looking at him like that. Taylor tells Mike to not be mean. Mike tells them to leave but Taylor says they were there first
• Mike says that everyone just wants to see sex to TJ and Taylor
• Eventually the cameraman who has been egging them on and is apparently his IRL friend tells him to chill out
• He leaves after throwing the shavings back and forth with the goblin

All the while TJ and then Taylor were just smiling on the floor enjoying the whole argument.

Edit: Mike is back with his front painted green with the nose on after someone paid for the fishtoy.

• Bicflame and Mike are back in the room. Maejok comes back up and bicflame starts arguing with him saying he's a faggot. Maejok says he's behind evertything on the show and Bicflame says he wants to fight
• Bicflame says he's going to rape him until he cums
• Drunken TJ is now trying to console the goblin by saying he's not gay
• The saturation is so high you can't see anything but Jimmy and Bicflame are one arm boxing
• TJ says "You're more than just a goblin. You're a good guy"

• Bicflame is teaching Jimmy how to box
• Jimmy just started dirty crying
• Everyone gave him a group hug

• TJ really tried to console Jimmy and hugged Jimmy

Video:

• Now Jet is here
• Mike asks Jimmy if he is a green faggot

The stream is now offline. Thanks Jet!

Edit 2: Here’s and archive of the entire cell from last night.

 

[Enig]

Y'know something I'm amazed no one's thought of yet? The possibility that La Creatura was also Nifty last season. They do look and kinda sound similar, plus it explains why Nifty doesn't have any background info and played into the dumb shit production was doing like the loud bedroom noises without freaking out like an unaware real person would.

 

[Karen Horney]

Y'know something I'm amazed no one's thought of yet? The possibility that La Creatura was also Nifty last season. They do look and kinda sound similar, plus it explains why Nifty doesn't have any background info and played into the dumb shit production was doing like the loud bedroom noises without freaking out like an unaware real person would.

Nifty doesn't have forearm tattoos and is fatter.

 

[Alizarin Crimson]

Y'know something I'm amazed no one's thought of yet? The possibility that La Creatura was also Nifty last season. They do look and kinda sound similar, plus it explains why Nifty doesn't have any background info and played into the dumb shit production was doing like the loud bedroom noises without freaking out like an unaware real person would.

No offense, but you are completely face blind if you think they're the same person.

 

[NylonPython]

The most interesting thing that has happened so far is that Mike said that Aperture was a sock account run by production to make him do funny shit for the show.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I know we already kind of moved on from posting our favorite screen shots but I dug through my external HD and put together a little photo collage for you guys I think really captures the spirit of Fishtank.

 

[Marche]

when does josie show up?
WHEN does JOSIE show UP??
WHEEEEN DOES JOSIE SHOOOW UP!!!!

Thank you that was my favourite recurring TTS this season, I do miss the HELP ME I AM INDIAN and Mechanical pencil one though.

 

[Fivehead]

Y'know something I'm amazed no one's thought of yet? The possibility that La Creatura was also Nifty last season. They do look and kinda sound similar, plus it explains why Nifty doesn't have any background info and played into the dumb shit production was doing like the loud bedroom noises without freaking out like an unaware real person would.

With all due respect, this has to be the most retarded take in all 2000+ pages of this thread.

 

[Punitive Castration]

Jon - Duke thrall plot dropped because he got injured and was forced off the show by purple lipstick trying to make him gay

I'm not sure if you guys heard it but earlier this evening soda man was telling jet that once they put the makeup on Jon their next plan was to put him in Taylors red dress

they were definitely trying to get him out of there, probably just because he had stopped being able to participate in combat and was spending so much time indoors resting