🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Bro the living room is a fucking snooze fest right now. The only thing they’ve talked about (ironically) is Jon. Even when Jon isn’t in the room the Jontent is the only source of entertainment for miles around. Joncoin is the cornerstone of the Fishtank entertainment economy.
 
Finally, KF is (kind of) back. I missed getting updates here, getting them from other places is such a pain in the ass. This site is at least coherent and the sperg outs are kept to a minimum. Twitter users are fucking cancer.

Anyway, I actually like seeing the cast get along and bonding with each other. Yeah I know, they're supposed to be fighting and miserable. It's hard not to go soft on them when they're all autistic weirdos that haven't really done anything wrong besides tell absurd lies and make cringy content.
 
Kees H said:
Tbh I realise Mauro is in the house as soon as you guys mention him in this thread. Otherwise I just keep forgetting about him.
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The only funny thing I've seen him do so far was learning tai chi while Sam was wailing on Jon.
 
I don't care about the actors. Did Sam & co. throw in the towel so this entire thing will just use Youtube now? The site that absolutely hates him & takes his shit down perpetually?
 
Jon immediately goes downstairs and tells all the other fish what they were talking about upstairs. Zero filter
 
More than anything, I want a weekly close up of the stove. House would be a hoarder fire hazard if they didn't pressure them to clean up and my guilty pleasure would be seeing the state of it by week 6.
 
Gottahavemysips said:
I don't think Maruo is going to be around for long, I can't remember if he's safe or what, but he's easily the most forgettable fish and I cannot for the life of me remember a moment he actually did anything beyond just being there and being lolfat. I still think they've all been told to play shit up for the cameras. Jon's been leaning into the whole Andrew Tate shit very heavily, there's been several unprompted mentions of mentions of media considered "weird" (MLP, Twilight, anime) so I think there's some level of coaching going on. I don't think it's a bad thing, it definitely provides entertainment, but I don't believe for a second these things come up unprompted in any way.
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Jon and Simmons having a completely incomprehensible conversation about religion

Jon - "What if you were your ancestors?"

Simmons - ".........what?"
 
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