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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
One thing about Joncoin is that it’s incredibly volatile. At literally ANY point in time he can go from being annoying to the most entertaining on the show. Last night he went from sulking on the couch to making Letty read the Bible to him while they played games. In that exact same night he went from being dunked on by Vance to calling him out for his bs a story. Jon, the guy who believes anything that you tell him, pointed out the flaws in Vance’s story.

If you want a contestant who everybody loves, but is super fucking boring, Jon is not your guy. So if I have to sit through him yelling and his tard rage to see him drop comedy gold like it’s nothing I’m gonna do it. Personally I find it funny how he calls everyone the plant and speculates who the imposters are. We often forget that this is a show with monetary rewards involved, and it seem like Jon (whether it’s because of his autism or not) is the only one who’s invested in winning through his retarded deduction skills.

Stay strong Jonbros. Hold your Joncoin, because as we all know everyone is gonna love him again soon enough. The cycle continues.
 
Jon: "I haven't had any sexual foughts since we've been hewe."
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I don't think Maruo is going to be around for long, I can't remember if he's safe or what, but he's easily the most forgettable fish and I cannot for the life of me remember a moment he actually did anything beyond just being there and being lolfat. I still think they've all been told to play shit up for the cameras. Jon's been leaning into the whole Andrew Tate shit very heavily, there's been several unprompted mentions of mentions of media considered "weird" (MLP, Twilight, anime) so I think there's some level of coaching going on. I don't think it's a bad thing, it definitely provides entertainment, but I don't believe for a second these things come up unprompted in any way.
 
We’ve seen more discontent in the first two hours everyone is awake today compared to the rest of the days combined.
 
Gottahavemysips said:
I don't think Maruo is going to be around for long, I can't remember if he's safe or what, but he's easily the most forgettable fish and I cannot for the life of me remember a moment he actually did anything beyond just being there and being lolfat. I still think they've all been told to play shit up for the cameras. Jon's been leaning into the whole Andrew Tate shit very heavily, there's been several unprompted mentions of mentions of media considered "weird" (MLP, Twilight, anime) so I think there's some level of coaching going on. I don't think it's a bad thing, it definitely provides entertainment, but I don't believe for a second these things come up unprompted in any way.
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How will I sleep without snorelax on in the background?
 
Gottahavemysips said:
I don't think Maruo is going to be around for long, I can't remember if he's safe or what, but he's easily the most forgettable fish and I cannot for the life of me remember a moment he actually did anything beyond just being there and being lolfat. I still think they've all been told to play shit up for the cameras. Jon's been leaning into the whole Andrew Tate shit very heavily, there's been several unprompted mentions of mentions of media considered "weird" (MLP, Twilight, anime) so I think there's some level of coaching going on. I don't think it's a bad thing, it definitely provides entertainment, but I don't believe for a second these things come up unprompted in any way.
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Common non-morgue gang L
 
Gottahavemysips said:
I don't think Maruo is going to be around for long, I can't remember if he's safe or what, but he's easily the most forgettable fish and I cannot for the life of me remember a moment he actually did anything beyond just being there and being lolfat. I still think they've all been told to play shit up for the cameras. Jon's been leaning into the whole Andrew Tate shit very heavily, there's been several unprompted mentions of mentions of media considered "weird" (MLP, Twilight, anime) so I think there's some level of coaching going on. I don't think it's a bad thing, it definitely provides entertainment, but I don't believe for a second these things come up unprompted in any way.
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How Will i Cope without the Morgue Chad
 
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