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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph said:

You can download the kick clips and upload the .mp4 to the thread. In fact, always host things on the forum instead of linking to off-site media that can be deleted.
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You can also check out these threads for more advanced ways of clipping:
Gaunt King Ithan Rilph

Thread 'Guide: Using ShareX to capture animated webp, automatically upload and output embeddable links'

ShareX is a screen recording tool based on ffmpeg capable of outputting various formats, such as png, gif, mp4 and even animated webp (think gifs but better). I often use it to create animated webps from streams the moment something happens, and have been asked a few times on how to set it up. Guide might look lengthy, but it's mostly to make it retard-proof, there aren't that many steps.

Purpose: Screen record > Automatically uploads > Clipboard gets filled with a direct link to the upload, including img tags for sneedchat. (Will work just as well for regular png captures, no...
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Thread 'Saving, recording, clipping and encoding videos and livestreams for threads.'

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📸✂️ CLIP IT AND SHIP IT 📡
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Almost all threads on the forum have a need to post video clips or archive large (live) video files on a regular basis. The tools needed to do so often require a learning curve or simply knowledge of their existence. This thread will serve as a resource to point to whenever media clipping or archiving is required.
These are my personal methods I use to feed the Bossman industrial clipping complex. By no means are these the best methods out there. The methods are however curated...
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Thanks, that's helpful. I had uploaded direct to the site from screen recordings but this was the first time I tried doing it straight from Kick and it borked.
I'm retarded though, so it was most likely me fucking it up.
 
Potatoherder said:
I think Mints being the most hated production will be fun. He will be an easy target and will respond to the onslaught post tank. Prime lolcow potential.
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The only time I’ve ever seen men with fat duck-like asses like Mints are when the men are legitimately retarded. He’s a speech impediment away from that waddle making sense
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
Landon's downfall should be studied. I don't know how he went from one of the most beloved contestants to being "the raped".
Say what you want about Bashir but he gave him no real reason to doubt him and stood by him at almost every step of the way, betraying him because(among others) you got hung up on a retarded joke bait he made on day 1 is idiotic.
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I was under the impression that landon got angry that Bashir locked him and binx out of their shared bathroom/food stash. Did that end up being a lie they were telling to drake?
 
Smoko Haram said:
JD would have had a chance if Bezo had stayed: all the TTS hatred would have been redirected to Bezo, who is somehow even less likeable than JD.
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Bezo was a bit more exciting than JD. I tend to have more respect for faggots when they’re not closeted though
 
ChumChumbler said:
I was under the impression that landon got angry that Bashir locked him and binx out of their shared bathroom/food stash. Did that end up being a lie they were telling to drake?
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The other Binx was basically sitting on their "door" which kinda didn't let them go trough I guess? Even though they said they can go trough and she just wants to sit there to protect their door? I am not even entirely sure because the whole argument was fucking retarded anyway and when Bashir was trying to talk to him everyone would butt in and mix things up. It was then (and also in confessional with binx i think) when he was talking about Bashir "gaslighting him" on day 1 about the communal vape.
 
Landon is a loveable character but an awful competitor. The reason he's only doing bad now is because up until this point there has only been one real elimination challenge, he's only now being tested on his ability to play the game, he's failing and getting actually shit on for the first time after being the golden boy up until this point, his fall-off is not that surprising when you really think about it.

I love him to death but it's only right that he goes next just based on his performance.
 
Capture the Suzie challenge announced, it has the rules of Halo's Oddball, so team with the most control time wins.

EDIT: the challenge ended after a minute lol, Bashir had control the whole time while Drake was dragging both him and Suzie around.
They reset and Suzie hides before the fish are allowed to play the game. She hides in the computer room, between one of the desks and the walls
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
Landon's downfall should be studied. I don't know how he went from one of the most beloved contestants to being "the raped".
Say what you want about Bashir but he gave him no real reason to doubt him and stood by him at almost every step of the way, betraying him because(among others) you got hung up on a retarded joke bait he made on day 1 is idiotic.
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Daniel went from a higher high to a lower low, and in like 1-2 days
 
Bongo's non-god OC-verse, which seems to be what her Instagram art focuses on (she's passingly mentioned it several times)
Correctly prefaced by "I know this sounds like rambling" and "I'm not good at explaining things"
Nurosville (formerly Neurosville which was 'too obvious'), from previous mentions, takes place in a high school where every character represents a different mental illness/personality disorder. Focuses on three girls portraying light traid traits fighting three boys portraying dark triad traits. The start of their first name denotes the trait, the start of their middle name denotes the sub-type.

Dark triad boys
Peter C. congenital psycho
Mitchell Sylvan strategic machiavelian, divorced parents
Nathan Gidion grandios narcissist (mom is covert)

Light traid girls (they need a rework)
Kennedy (Kantian), mom is Janet (J for Justice)
Faith Gottfried (Humanity), has a messed up family (divorced parents) (Bongo mentioned before she wrote faith to make her less misanthropic)

Misc
Sawyer St Javis (Sadist), collects teeth

Gods/demigod lore only interacts as a force that instigates incidents. AFAIK only Bingo's explained her demigods
(subtlty is important in writing, you want people to make theory videos about your stuff on youtube)
Also Blane's Twitch or WoW account is Penguin25.
 
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Susie is hiding behind this desk. In order to do that she moved it away from the wall. Landon had a really hard time moving these desks. Landon is weaker than a midget
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