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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
They win if either one loses now, and the easiest target is Bashir.
I mean, Im a twins guy, but its very hard to see a path to victory for them if the competition is James Drake. Maybe im just not a Bashir hater like a lot seem to be, but I feel like the show will be kinda insufferable if its just the twins, and landon taking nonstop Ls from James once gloves are off in the final week.
 
Ben is nearing puking from the smell and telling everyone the doorways must be unblocked as per his lawyer
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im just staying in jungle room with blane and twins. dumbgay and antara no fucking thanks, really hard to not hate jet man. i try.
 
Still waiting for Jet to talk about what happened with Bam. It would be funny if Bam showed up and pretended nothing happened. Part of me believes he just needed a smoke and he stormed upstairs for one while there was alcohol present.

Overall, I think converting to hell house with this cast was a mistake.

There's been some sprinkles of interesting content but...if Bashir leaves do you expect the twins and Landon to engage in hellhouse behavior against James? Absolutely not. Bingo has been fucking sleeping the last week and complaining when she has to do things. Landon can barely get a nut up.

The moment JD left, it's like Jet was bored and decided to delete Fishbucks, forego the idea of the Goo Room, delete daily jobs...and go wacko brain.

It's been all downhill since then. The entire concept at the start of having retards in a micro community try to co-exist and deal with conflict and survival was great. Vicky was the only hell house element at the start and she didn't last because it was clear, with this roster, that isn't going to work. Now it just feels like a fuckin mess.

PLEASE figure it out Jet god damn.

edit: seeing a post on another site, user claiming "Went by the house. 2 things i noticed. There's a state police cruiser sitting in a plaza right before you turn down their road with the lights on. There's also a hummer with a spitfire sticker outside so I know bam is still around."
 
I sure do love like 9 hours of nothing happening besides a gay ass argument and a piss bomb! Thankfully the door barricades are coming down so people cant just fag camp in their rooms all day
 
Nothing was more important than stopping Friendtank. Yeah the fish sit in their rooms all day and maybe once every 12 hours get in a gay shouting match, but at least theres no Friendtank.
End of Friendtank leads to the live stream being so ass and makes the show only watchable in recaps. sure tuning in and seeing a shit slinging match is fun, but not when it's followed by multiple hours of nothingness and no one talking. I would rather just hear retards conversate over random shit than sit in a room for 12 hours staring at a fucking wall while the same tts messages are sent over and over again.
 
Landon's downfall should be studied. I don't know how he went from one of the most beloved contestants to being "the raped".
Say what you want about Bashir but he gave him no real reason to doubt him and stood by him at almost every step of the way, betraying him because(among others) you got hung up on a retarded joke bait he made on day 1 is idiotic.
 
Landon's downfall should be studied. I don't know how he went from one of the most beloved contestants to being "the raped".
Say what you want about Bashir but he gave him no real reason to doubt him and stood by him at almost every step of the way, betraying him because(among others) you got hung up on a retarded joke bait he made on day 1 is idiotic.
It's not that crazy. He's a spineless retard who turns into a character when drunk and iirc the alcohol started early.

Also he has ran out of autistic quirks (cheese fries) to reveal to keep the.....charm? going.

He probably had a real chance at some development from being exposed to FT but always failed at the end goal.
 
I think Mints being the most hated production will be fun. He will be an easy target and will respond to the onslaught post tank. Prime lolcow potential.
 
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