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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Vimp interview highlights

-Also sees Binx as her best friend and mom figure
-Isn't trans (again)
-Not antifa
-Feels like she has to "manipulate" Bashir to get him to not give up
-Thinks Bashir complains too much
-Doesn't like Bashir romantically


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Letty is running confessionals. She says the candy challenge will end tonight or tomorrow night but shes not sure which one it is.

Letty also says new freeloader today! Accidentally says its female and shes awesome, but not a former fishtank girl. But based on what she said Letty probably knows her.
Im hoping for Xena (Xenathewitch on kick). Shes 10x as crazy as Laura and would be awesome. Letty seems to be the connect to have got Suzie on the show so its probably some other IP2 girl.

Landon's
  • Landon is not depressed!
  • Landon thinks he "might probably be staying" Seems pretty unsure and buck broken. The raped.
  • Realized Bashir has been using him since day 1 (Binx has been in his ear about this)
  • Thinks himself or Bashir has the least candy
  • He wants Drake to share candy with him, and Letty tells him this is a good idea and gives him advice on it
  • Landon says "not exactly" when asked if he enjoyed smacking Suzie's ass. Said he would be more comfortable doing it off camera. Says her ass was juicy (Letty prompted this) rates it 7/10.
  • He smelled Suzie's ass during the lap dance and it smelled like poop. Letty says maybe since she has short arms maybe its hard for her to wipe.
Letty says after Landon leaves, that if Landon does not get more candy hes probably the one going home. Says Twins and Drake most likely have the most.

Bashir's
  • Letty asks right away if Bashir has showered. Bashir says no but he cleaned himself up in the shower but not full body shower.
  • Bashir criticizes Landon, Binx, Dumbgay for not doing anything during the siege. Stops himself and says its so boring to talk about now, its been talked to death.
  • Says it sucks that Landon has turned against him. Says Landon now just repeats stuff TTS says to him as justification for turning on him. Either that or he says its Binx in his ear that turned him.
  • He does not want Landon to feel miserable. Says hes been hyped up as the tiger, and that Landon now feels bad when he does not do anything and lets the audience down.
  • Says hes playing the game different from everyone else.
  • He cant physically intimidate James Drake so its a stalemate there.
  • He says he will not go after Landon or the twins. He will only consider going after Landon's candy if Landon try's to get his first.
  • Says Landon is crashing out and having a bad time right now and he does not want to make him feel worse by stealing from him. Bashir actually tears up while saying this.
  • Letty reveals new freeloader coming today.
  • Talks about his 4 wives, says they are all over 40, one is Pakistani and brahmin, one is Japanese, gets interrupted by TTS and stops. Maybe green card scams marriages?
  • Says he got married right before the show, not in one big wedding but in back to back weddings. Letty makes him break and laugh during this so who knows whats going on.
  • Bashir also says they are not "official marriages" but they did the ceremony in a religious sense.
  • Says this is supposed to be his honey moon? Not sure if he means coming onto the show is his honeymoon, or that hes supposed to be on it but is on the show instead of a honeymoon.
  • Bashir asks Letty if the female freeloader is Dasha from red scare lmao.
Letty says after shes thinks Bashir thinks the Twins are too retarded to fuck with or something. She did try and push Bashir to do something against the twins and he said no. Says Landon currently has a better gameplan than him,

Bingo and Bongo
  • Bingo is still very hungover and barely alive. Says shes probably going to throw up during the confessional. She throws up into her cup almost immediately and continues to vomit the entire confessional lmao, Pretty kino.
  • Letty offers to get them troll costumes, but clarifies she means homestuck characters. Both say they want to be someone called Gemini. Letty knows homestuck lore and the characters.
  • Twins give Letty advice on what homestuck character each fish should be. Probably just Letty messing with them but maybe they will get them costumes, probably not since that would require effort from the wiggers.
  • TTS advises the twins to utilize the vomit cup. Bongo says they will hold onto it.
  • Letty is asked who she would want to be on Bloodgames 2. Shes says herself, Twins, Alex B.
  • Bongo says they are in defense mode. Bongo says she has "ball defense" were she curls up into a ball and protects the candy.
  • Bongo wants Drake to leave next. Bingo wants Bashir to leave next. Bingo says she wants Bashir to leave because of all of his stupid religious handicaps. Shes been pretty vocally anti-Bashir since the gummy challenge.
  • Says they are the biggest winners in the tank. Letty says they should focus on Drake and that is smarter than Bashir as Drake is their biggest threat.
Letty says the Twins have got this challenge locked down. Landon or Bashir are the ones who are at risk.

James Drake
  • Drake is feeling confident. Thinks he has the most candy. The golden eggs had candy and one had a cigarette inside. The third one had the GOLDEN BITCOIN! Letty advises him to keep it close.
  • Letty asks what his opinion of Bashir is. Says hes a hypocrite who preaches one thing and does another. Criticizes him for the siege on the dorm and says even if production told him to do it he shouldn't have done it.
  • Seems to confirm the poop Laura used on Vimp and Bashir was fake. Says Laura is cool and smart.
  • He likes Dumbgay and Suzie.
  • Says Landon has been in a slump since the triathlon. Says he slipped him a note telling him to chin up at some point. Notes and whispers are fucking gay.
  • Letty tells him good luck with his acting career after being on fishtank in a sarcastic manner. Drake looked panicked for a moment before saying hes not worried about it. Says hes not said any slurs yet.
  • Letty confirms Kody is gone and who she replaced as Drake is leaving
Letty says to the camera the coin has no value and she laughs that Drake thinks its special. She says maybe they should tell him after the show to use it to pay for his flight.
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For some reason she calls Vimp in last even though she said she was only interviewing the fish before
  • Says Bashir is stupid sometimes
  • She thinks Bashir is cool. Vimp does not have a boyfriend but Bashir advised her to tell people and the audience she did so they stopped shipping them together
  • She says Binx is playing her part well as a freeloader and that she is very smart.
  • Does not think the show will affect their friendship at all. Calls Binx both her best friend and "like her mom" weird as shit
  • Letty performs an adams apple check and confirms shes female.
  • Vimp says shes not a fascist, shes Anti-Fascist! But not officially antifa. Vimp simps in shambles.

Letty says she thinks Landon has had the hardest time when prompted by TTS (lmao)
 
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We are back to Dumbgay's cock preference.

I guess when Dumbgay doesn't have Asians to seethe at, he literally only has butt sex to talk about.
 
mingo mongo said:
Do you actually think production would be competent enough to give her that?
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That seems more likely than them taking to her a hospital for a hangover. They brought her Gatorade which is better than nothing. Her body is still trying to eliminate all the alcohol and will have a hard time processing any food or drink for now. I agree production should help her but just seems like a bad hangover
 
RefreshingPotatoChip said:
That seems more likely than them taking to her a hospital for a hangover. They brought her Gatorade which is better than nothing. Her body is still trying to eliminate all the alcohol and will have a hard time processing any food or drink for now. I agree production should help her but just seems like a bad hangover
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If I were production, I’d wait a few more hours before making a decision one way or another. Regardless she’s clearly not doing well.
 
Blane explained that he doesn't have a job or any higher education. He has a tugboat because of his Tourette's and lives with his mom.
 
Jackpot said:
We are back to Dumbgay's cock preference.

I guess when Dumbgay doesn't have Asians to seethe at, he literally only has butt sex to talk about.
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If he cant hyperfocus on 1 or 2 contestants its his default mode, which is a shame cause he is good at harassing people and usually funny (though annoying) when he does it
 
Gay Nigger;s stories show why thot daughter vs gay son debate is retarded. All gays are sluts no matter what they say

notice how long it took him to make up a story about the first time he sucked dick. everyone would remember that. He doesnt want to say it was when he was a child and his step uncle came into the room after he got back from the bar when his aunt was out with her coworkers
 
Bingo Bongo 24 said:
He doesnt want to say it was when he was a child and his step uncle came into the room after he got back from the bar when his aunt was out with her coworkers
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Wait what? Did he bring that up in S2 or something?
 
Minorityreport said:
If he cant hyperfocus on 1 or 2 contestants its his default mode, which is a shame cause he is good at harassing people and usually funny (though annoying) when he does it.
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He just doesn't seem to have the hatred and anger for anyone like he did for Trish. He pretends to but loses interest fast. Which is still the funniest thing about him is him just deciding Trish needed to be bullied relentlessly. Trish was really a tame person in the grand scheme of things, I genuinely think he just hates Asians. Or some insecurity thing.
 
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