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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
God this B4 footage is getting painful to watch. Simmons keeps trying to "contribute" his opinion on everything and failing to realize the sadistic sissification sisters give absolutely no fucks. At the same time I can't even blame them because for an aspiring actor he is hopelessly autistic and clueless and he will sink their entire sketch tomorrow. I had classmates in middle school who were better at acting.
 
perfect_buddy_ga said:
I'm going Damiel only. If they really wanna turn this into a multi-season thing, it'd be pretty dumb to go for a 50:50 split in the first season

Even in Damiel's case, I reckon they were just one person short, or one person pulled out last minute and they had to scramble for anyone they could get to take part. They can use him as a plant for certain, but it doesn't automatically make him one just because he knows Jet
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apa gapa said:
I have hard time seeing Jon being a plant with how the crew and Sam talks about him
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I've said earlier I think Damiel is the obvious plant to make progress trust Jon, I think that kind of meta game is entirely in Hyde's wheelhouse. I think everyone else is real, but I see a case for Sylvia.
 
WTBOnlineFather said:
God this B4 footage is getting painful to watch. Simmons keeps trying to "contribute" his opinion on everything and failing to realize the sadistic sissification sisters give absolutely no fucks. At the same time I can't even blame them because for an aspiring actor he is hopelessly autistic and clueless and he will sink their entire sketch tomorrow. I had classmates in middle school who were better at acting.
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This is a bigger blow to Asian masculinity than the Seasoning Police tiktok was to black people.
 
That was kinda cute



And so the team Fall Guys commences



Someone started screaming right as the feed froze up lol
UPDATE: DAMIEL YOU CHAD
 
WTBOnlineFather said:
God this B4 footage is getting painful to watch. Simmons keeps trying to "contribute" his opinion on everything and failing to realize the sadistic sissification sisters give absolutely no fucks. At the same time I can't even blame them because for an aspiring actor he is hopelessly autistic and clueless and he will sink their entire sketch tomorrow. I had classmates in middle school who were better at acting.
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come into the light and embrace the budding jon mario friendship in the living room feat. damiel making tard noises
 
Polyboros2 said:
I've said earlier I think Damiel is the obvious plant to make progress trust Jon, I think that kind of meta game is entirely in Hyde's wheelhouse. I think everyone else is real, but I see a case for Sylvia.
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Jon's instagram is as retarded as he's acting here, and it goes back a long time. He's been under deep cover for years if he's the plant
 
Leaked reveal of the week six superchat pranks
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Wrong Nick is coming back to shill his scheme again lmao
"I get you're stuck in this house, we're gonna try to give you guys a stimulating experience..." -- Jet
 
I think I have the connections correctly now. I may do a better version later but for now this is what i have.
Notice there is a HUGE blind spot on the room 4 corridor, between the YELLOW arrows.

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Are they marketing Amazon drop shipping to these guys? Sounds like a timeshare presentation, that you can't leave.

Edit: of course Jon is asking questions about it, if he wins he's going to setup a drop shipping company
 
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