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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
S.C.U.D. said:
I'm going to assume that Jon calling out Damiel as the plant was him just taking a shot in the dark in anger because he's not smart enough to sus that out himself.
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People were sending him the pictures of Damiel hanging out with Sam's crew.
 
I Just watched Jon calling out Damiel and it's really funny how weak Jon makes him look. He's like "If you don't like what I have to say then go upstairs." and Damn just sits there and takes it. Jon then tells him to go meditate on why he's such a mad and disrespectful person, Damn's response is to call Jon a faggot, to which Jon asks "Why are you always on that gay shit?" This makes Damn get mad enough to get off the couch in a huff, to which Jon proceeds to tell him that he isn't going to do shit LOL.

Damn walks around and tries to change the subject. He eventually sits back down and says "This sucks", and Jon tells him to quit bitching. Damn then attempts to make food, clearly still annoyed, before giving up and going upstairs to text on his phone, not giving a shit anymore about hiding it anymore. He really comes off as a weakling.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
>had amazing skit he barely practiced for
>got a workout in
>Got boxing advice from Samuel Fucking Hyde
>Proved his worth by being kicked in the head by Samuel Fucking Hyde
>Got a hug from Letty that was kino
>Btfo'd Damiel to the point where he quit the fucking show
>After said btfo got the attention of everyone with his stories

It's a good day for Jonbros. Maybe his prayer in the hallway worked after all?
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Chwist is kang, Jon weigned supweme. It sucks that Damiel is such a bitch, because he was pretty funny. Bringing him back as a shark would be a big mistake and would fuck the dynamic entirely, since everyone has to suffer. Josie should not be an exception. Catched up and yesterday was a banger, looking forward to how crazy this shit will get. TOTAL CABINET DEATH.

S: Jon / Damiel (eliminated)
A: -
B: Vance
C: Simmons / Sylvie / Letty
D: Josie (still doing nothing.) / Mauro (too well adjusted)
F: Josiecels (what zero pussy does to a motherfucker)
 
perfect_buddy_ga said:
No, most likely because there weren't any tasks and they just made it up to fuck with the more autistic housemates (which worked)
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Plus this way there's no way they had to payout any more Fishbux as it would've been an impossible task.

I hope the site is back up today, the atmosphere is getting stressful enough for them that the Fishtoys would actually be pretty effective. TTS I'm not too fussed over, if people leave over TTS it'll be more due to getting their shit leaked over it rather than a psychological element playing the Fish off against oneanother.
 
Nottafed said:
Fried is good. My dad used to make something like this a few times a week for breakfast. The egg cut down on the salty taste.
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I used to eat Spam and Fried Egg sandwiches every once in a while. I'd fry the spam and the egg in Garlic butter and spread some English Mustard on the bread. It was good but very unhealthy. I can't eat it anymore due to my diet but I still miss it.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Some new theories are dropping. Apparently a lot of people believe the white shark who poured apple juice on Jon’s clothes was Damiel due to a shitty terminator “I’ll be back post” he made. Either way, I really hope this doesn’t turn into Jet and the crew solely targeting Jon because he poked a hole in their narrative.

I’m all for the fish getting fucked with, but just solely targeting Jon makes this seem more of like a petty revenge thing rather than the hellhouse equal torture we were promised. Sorry to tell you Jet, people aren’t mad at Jon for calling Damiel out, they’re mad at the producers for being so retarded they let an actual autist with a speech impediment destroy there epic plan on day 7.

Targeting Jon for these reasons makes this personal, and that’s dumb.
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I’m hoping the show isn’t just going to become a bunch of masked wiggers and chiggers harassing Jon. The apple juice thing already seems petty, if it continues there will be an audience backlash.
 
Lowercase I internet said:
Some new theories are dropping. Apparently a lot of people believe the white shark who poured apple juice on Jon’s clothes was Damiel due to a shitty terminator “I’ll be back post” he made. Either way, I really hope this doesn’t turn into Jet and the crew solely targeting Jon because he poked a hole in their narrative.

I’m all for the fish getting fucked with, but just solely targeting Jon makes this seem more of like a petty revenge thing rather than the hellhouse equal torture we were promised. Sorry to tell you Jet, people aren’t mad at Jon for calling Damiel out, they’re mad at the producers for being so retarded they let an actual autist with a speech impediment destroy there epic plan on day 7.

Targeting Jon for these reasons makes this personal, and that’s dumb.
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If they have balls they would target Josie to fuck with the simps. Jet understands how obsessed and retarded waifufags from r9k used to get so there's a good chance he'll avoid this though.
 
Carlos Weston Chantor said:
Can you retarded faggots go one day without calling being attracted to an adult woman a "pedo tendency"
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Lol, Yeah bro, An adultwoman who literally runs around jumping and skipping and playing with her toy dino. Josie has barely spoke or displayed a personality trait that wasnt child like in nature besides her speech that one time. Thats ALL we have seen, what about that is attractive?
 
I really really hope Jet and the zoomer gang don't act like bitchy school girls to Jon just because he humilated their friend. The friend THEY put there in the first place who got felted due to mild critique from a based retard.
 
So asides from Jon (who I'm assuming they'll try to bully off the show by week's end for emasculating the plant) do any of the remaining contestants have what it takes to last the remaining 5 weeks? Will the show even go another 5 now that Damiel quit?

Vance, Letty, Mauro and simmons all kind of seem like they're on the verge of quitting. Josie has the simp shield so unless something big happens she probbaly just recieves the W after they all quit/get voted off. I'm pissed off because I thought damiel was a real contender and not the biggest bitch in the tank like he turned out to be.
 
apa gapa said:
Jon will win this and put the wigger crew in their place, Allah wills it
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To be fair, if he could take a full kick to the face from roided out autist rage Sam and ask for more too, He can take anything from anyone. He truly is one of God's strongest warriors!
 
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