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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Nothing has happened with the timer going off, so I guess it really was just a truly lame "prank" that Letty found right away. I foresee more Joker memes.
 
Thought Himinal said:
I believe Vance also referenced having a girlfriend but maybe he'll go for it and then claim he was "just doing it for the bit, stop making such a big deal out of it."
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it's confirmed he has one.
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BLM white girl antics aside, he would have to be a stupid fuckin moron to choose any of the used up hoes on fishtank over this girl.
 
I remember after initial plug pulling there was a message of some sort stating they should be back up on the home site by Monday. Any updates since?
 
Tad Loaf said:
Supposed to be a house of weirdo autists yet almost every single one has a gf/bf, really makes you think.
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Given the success of fishtank I'm guessing they'll have no shortage of applicants for next year's season. They should really go for the most autistic (and single) contestants, basically your average MDE fans.

God willing they'll be able to get a lolcow on like kingcobrajfs, but cobra would go fucking insane if he had to go longer than 5 hours without drinking. Cyrax could theoretically work, but there would be issues with them having an attempted pedophile on the show and he wouldn't want to leave his attic for that long, plus music biz marty would constantly swat the house if he was there.
 
Fortyone said:
Given the success of fishtank I'm guessing they'll have no shortage of applicants for next year's season. They should really go for the most autistic (and single) contestants, basically your average MDE fans.

God willing they'll be able to get a lolcow on like kingcobrajfs, but cobra would go fucking insane if he had to go longer than 5 hours without drinking.
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They specifically were trying to not find MDE fans I belive they said.
 
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Who is the lucky gal?

Fortyone said:
Like Damiel and Vance? I genuinely think mde fans wouldn't be too bad, they might cease being fans after Sam tortures them a bit. Only issue would be their insistence to scream nigger and jew every few seconds.
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Keyword in that sentence was trying.
 
Was I the only one who thought they saw Sam steal a Fishbuck last night? It (I think) or some other paper was on the kitchen island during training and between sets Sam grabbed it and sat down, assumable Jon's. I may have to go back to confirm, but I haven't seen it be mentioned.
 
Fortyone said:
Like Damiel and Vance? I genuinely think mde fans wouldn't be too bad, they might cease being fans after Sam tortures them a bit. Only issue would be their insistence to scream nigger and jew every few seconds.
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damiel ain't an mde fan. he's jet's friend. twitter just sold him out to jon and fucked up the plant
 
I don't think we've talked enough about jon sticking his finger down his throat and wretching for 5 minutes after eating some spam. He said something about not eating pork, for religious reasons? But he was eating bacon ealier.
I really don't get what the fuck that was about
 
Nihil Jung said:
Was I the only one who thought they saw Sam steal a Fishbuck last night? It (I think) or some other paper was on the kitchen island during training and between sets Sam grabbed it and sat down, assumable Jon's. I may have to go back to confirm, but I haven't seen it be mentioned.
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I know he sat his notes down and picked them back up but I didn't see him grab anything else off the kitchen island
 
Mr Sister said:
I don't think we've talked enough about jon sticking his finger down his throat and wretching for 5 minutes after eating some spam. He said something about not eating pork, for religious reasons? But he was eating bacon ealier.
I really don't get what the fuck that was about
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Well he’s retarded
 
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