They can only do one thing at a time and get super comfy with doing it. We had a sped cart pusher. Was like 24 with the mind of 14 year old. Literally couldn't do ANYTHING ELSE but piss me off for 8 hours NOT getting the fucking carts because he was just smart enough and asshole enough to know he wouldn't get fired.
About the only time I had respect for him was during an inventory. We borrowed a bunch of people from other stores. He spent like 10 minutes trying to pick up this Latina, talking about PS3 and all these games he played. He offered to give her his gamertag so they could keep in touch.
Granted this was 10 minutes he should've been doing his fucking job, but I'll put some respect on his name for not being Chris Chan and going out to find a woman.
Seeing a lot more junk food than the last grocery haul I caught, maybe they were bitching during the basement interviews today about surviving off hot chips and unseasoned burnt meat.
They have a stove and a frying pan, don't they? Sounds like a joke, but we've all seen how Simmons reheats pizza. There will absolutely be frying pan hot pockets within the next 48 hours.
They threw the whole box in the oven first with the pizza. I wouldn’t be surprised if they leave the plastic wrap on the hot pockets when they stick them in the oven.
"Guys please don't leave brand logos sitting in front of the camera" and then Sylvia wanders off leaving two 12 packs visible from a mile away sitting there
I think them buying the house fresh and healthy food instead of goyslop would be even more funny. They'd actually have to attempt to cook it as opposed to microwaving something.
I think them buying the house fresh and healthy food instead of goyslop would be even more funny. They'd actually have to attempt to cook it as opposed to microwaving something.
We need Scalfani in this house to make some GUD MEAT right away. He'd make something delicious with that rotting roast beef. Maybe year old brisket chili would be on the menu.
I think they came to understand the level of retardation they’re dealing with so they got them a bunch of premade crap that autists can prepare on their own. There’s no show if your contestants are sick and we already saw Jon eat rotting meat a mere week in.
