🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Lidl Drip said:
Wish people who liked Sam Hyde just came out and said "Yeah I don't care that he is probably a serial woman abuser with several underaged babymommas, he's funny and that's all that matters to me". At least be honest.
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Wish people that hated Sam hyde would just come out and say "I hate this guy, and i believe any bullshit i see or read because calling him a pedo makes me feel better about myself" or maybe just shut the fuck up and keep their spergy bullshit in the thread about him. We get it, you don't like the guy!
 
Sam completely obliterating and humiliating a retarded chink was hilarious.

It kind of sucks to see Sam destroy a guy for the sake of comedy though, I thought he was above that.
All that was needed was 'He's an ESL chink weirdo with low IQ and an even lower understanding of the English language, wrote dumb books that if clipped out of context sounds like he's something like pro pedo, but actually..' and whatever excuse you want.
That's all. That's all that was needed at any point but for some unbelievable reason it festered into whatever this was.

He's a low iq weirdo retard but he doesn't remotely deserve to be witch hunted like this and branded a pedophile. Undeserved.
 
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This Frank Hassle goal seems like a scam to bait more paypiggies. Majority of people that were going to buy this have already bought it and it's not like anyone will create a second account just to buy it again. It's been 10 days and only 1/4 of the goal has been met, it's unrealistic to expect 3/4 of it to be filled even if we consider it's going to last for a month longer. There's no way it's going to be reached without rigging it. It doesn't even update automatically, so it's probably the devs manually putting whatever they want anyway.

Yesterday Jet sent a TTS announcing a clown coming in 3 days, could be Frank but it would be too obvious that the goal was fake.
 
markzuckerbergslave said:
He needs to offer more than 10k for this entire thing. Atleast 25, I’m a wagie and make almost double of that in the time span
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So if you make double, then you make over $173,000 a year as a wagie? No wonder you're a wagie, lol, can't do basic math.

Check the math. 10k per six weeks is 86.67k a year.
 
Sad Crusader said:
Jet need to stop treating these adults like kids. Don't give these niggers pizza and beer.
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They picked the wrong contestants for the show. If they're worried about them leaving over this then they shouldn't be competing. I only say this as Ice Poseidon ran shows like Fear Factor, and those guys put themselves through hell for like 2 grand iirc. They all have their quirks and are a bit weird but they're all fairly normal. If Jet is going to have to do damage control everytime something like this happens then there is going to be no consistency. People like Mauro will just say they're stressed in order to get their phones back. We've barely even scratched the surface and they're already crying. Not good.

Hopefully for next year's show they're going to be better at picking the loonies.
 
Sad Crusader said:
How long before a lolsuit for the Simmons suitation happens? Simmons vs Sam in court would be kino asf too
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What would they even sue each other over? Defamation? Sam just quoted from a book Simmions 100% wrote (out of context, yes, but still), and showed an insta post he also 100% made. Breach of contract? There is 110% a clause in the contract somewhere telling them they can be kicked at any time, for any reason. If Sam doesn't pay him his fishbucks, maybe there'll be cause for suit, but he's probably paid him off already.
 
Weed said:
So if you make double, then you make over $173,000 a year as a wagie? No wonder you're a wagie, lol, can't do basic math.

Check the math. 10k per six weeks is 86.67k a year.
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Assume for a second that you wagecuck 24/7. 6 weeks is about 1000 hours. 10k over that time amounts to 10$/hr.

This means the wagie job would have to be paying 20$ an hour and work all hours of the day to meet the claim. Of course, no one works 24/7 for a week straight, so it would take three or four times the time (20 weeks?) to accumulate 10k.
 
Mauro just said on IG live he sort've regrets leaving, and that he's very impulsive. The dude really should've slept on it.

When asked if he wanted to come back he essentially says yes, but he knows it would be really awkward.
 
Crungass said:
Simmons has been framed by Josh Moon in his speech to text book.

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Here's the video it was ripped from:

He's just a Chinese SEO scammer. That's why he was like "bro I make $100 a month off those" and it explains the social media shit with 10000 tags as well. Not that I'm defending the guy or anything, he fucking penned a book in his own name claiming to have a tiny penis in the course of recklessly spamming for barely enough money to pay a utility bill, but it's just typical sinobug behavior and it's such a clusterfuck lmao
 
synapse said:
Mauro just said on IG live he sort've regrets leaving, and that he's very impulsive. The dude really should've slept on it.

When asked if he wanted to come back he essentially says yes, but he knows it would be really awkward.
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He also said he liked Jon the most out of all the other fish. Just another lying snake.
 
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