🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Mister Rogers]

Jon and Tate's fates are now intertwined. Poison one and you hurt the other.

https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1651597542897987586?s=20

 

[The Blue Morpho]

the chink could have said that but he didn't. went on to interview an hour later still couldn't say he was a dumb chink with ESL. If anything simmons dug himself a deeper hole by not playing the "me chinese me play joke me put pee pee in your coke" card.

That isn't true at all, did you even listen to the twitter space? He actually said exactly that multiple times throughout the (extremely hostile) interview. "I didn't understand the culture at the time, I was new in America" etc. I get you really hate sickos more than you love Ozzy but the amount of reaching and outright dishonesty from the anti-Simmons camp is insane.

 

[RedRage]

Did Sam call him a pedophile explicitly? I know it was insinuated with the book quote readings but I don't think he said that out loud.

Between that, the "Just how you like them" naked baby, his tweets and retweets, and the contestants saying it more than once after being dragged down to the basement, he may as well have. You cant look at all that with the same mentality as a kid saying "I'm not touching you" with his finger an inch away. I'm not saying he has grounds for a lolsuit, but for sure Sam has ruined his public image undeservedly (If he is in fact just a retarded chinaman, if not get fucked.)

 

[stink rink]

Jon and Tate's fates are now intertwined. Poison one and you hurt the other.

https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1651597542897987586?s=20

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I love Tate's hypermasculine aversion to finasteride coupled with his deer in the headlights stare. I wonder what Jon will look like bald and dumber than Andrew.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

I wouldn't trust that faggot Vance if he told me water was wet.

Which is why I qualified my post how I did. Still, its the closest thing we have to an actual explanation for what all went down with Jon off camera last night until Jet stops being a faggot and spills the beans.

 

[MagnaP]

my biggest concern is the fact he hasnt drank water. for a normal person feeling like that for a day is manageable but an autist that exclusively drinks diuretics it may not be. people are being a little over dramatic for sure though. all he would need is an IV for a few hours and some rest if anything.

All he needs is a coffee and he'll be fine

 

[Punished Borzoi]

Dick Masterson is going to bat for Simmons....

'Whatever. It’s fucked up what’s being done to Simmons right now. Straight up bullying. The bad kind. Not the funny kind. Call into my show on Sunday if you want,
@lostdie! And good luck!" -Masterson on Twitter

Sorry if I missed someone posting this but I didn't see it mentioned.

Dick Masterson has done nothing but be a faggot for years defending Cuties, troons and pedophiles to the point where he has tainted himself forever.

I used to think he was just being a contrarian faggot but by now its clear these are his actual retarded LA beliefs.

 

[Spatula]

Gotta give credit where credit's due, Vance did say last night in B4 that he tried stopping Jon and taking it off him, then thought about hiding it in Josie's room.

Fuck Vance

 

[Noble Redditor]

Starting to think it's a stomach bug and not the alcohol

You're a retard.

 

[The Blue Morpho]

Did Sam call him a pedophile explicitly? I know it was insinuated with the book quote readings but I don't think he said that out loud.

Afterwards Jet told the contestants "yeah guys we looked into it and he was actually a weirdo and a creep" but he also didn't say pedophile as I recall. The TTS and people in the QnA afterwards certainly were.

Sam didn't, and neither did the rest of the crew. Production staff all kept something resembling plausible deniablility. Letti dropped the hard P last night though, I think Damiel might have as well. But everyone besides Jon (who was going through a crucible of puke) implied he's a nonce heavily with jokes about him not being allowed near schools. If Letti wins maybe Simmons will sue her for the prize money.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

-snip-

Just seems to be clout chasing. He probably wants a piece of the fishtank viewership and getting an interview with Simmons is probably easier than Mauro because Simmons is much more fame hungry. Simmons will probably be doing a ton of interviews with other retarded internet people for the next few weeks.

 

[Blindeye]

Sam didn't, and neither did the rest of the crew. Production staff all kept something resembling plausible deniablility. Letti dropped the hard P last night though, I think Damiel might have as well. But everyone besides Jon (who was going through a crucible of puke) implied he's a nonce heavily with jokes about him not being allowed near schools. If Letti wins maybe Simmons will sue her for the prize money.

Sylvia and Mauro also literally said shit like "I can't believe he's a pedophile", over and over

 

[Nick Gars]

If he doesn't stop hurling soon. Someone needs to take him to get him an IV. Drinking nothing but coffee, working out, no water, can't stomach small sips of water, throwing up for a good 10 hours off and on. His hydration levels have to be insanely low.

How much did they let him drink is my question. That's sounds like textbook alcohol poisoning. They definitely need to get him an IV to hydrate or the dudes gonna be sip-puking all day and possibly all night.

You give someone who doesn't regularly drink like 2 beers then cut them off, alcohol hits like a fucking truck if you're not used to it.

 

[synapse]

Rumour from people who still had access to downstairs cams while they were down (from not refreshing) was that after jon got wasted he did some bit where he ran around with a knife or something lmfao, Sadly none of this has accidentally made its way into the archive as far as i can see, Hopefully its in the doc

 

[Apple Park]

Rumour from people who still had access to downstairs cams while they were down (from not refreshing) was that after jon got wasted he did some bit where he ran around with a knife or something lmfao, Sadly none of this has accidentally made its way into the archive as far as i can see, Hopefully its in the doc

Oh, man if this is true and one of them captured it, comedy gold will ensue.

 

[101]

Jon is just experiencing conversion therapy post-Simmons reveal

 

[Ghostkeel]

Going to add my 2 cents on this entire situation as a big MDE and Fishtank fan.

The Simmonds situation was handled absolutely awfully, in fact, it really reminds me of the Creator Clash 2 drama with Froggy Fresh. I get it, the book and the Instagram stuff is really strange, but everyone is treating him as if he's a normal, adjusted person. The guy is pretty clearly super autistic and doesn't seem to know why what he wrote comes across as weird to normal people. Besides all this, the same allegations can be thrown right back at Sam with the Marky stuff.

What is the show even meant to be now anyways? No bullying over TTS? Then it's not a hellhouse. No cameras while the contestants have an R&R Pizza Party? Then it's not an autistic friend simulator. It really riles me up because this is such a good idea, but it's been severely mismanaged.

The final straw for me was that the contestants where allowed to have their phones again during the downtime. We heard them saying that they'll purposefully be hamming it up for the cameras, and that there's only 4 actual contestants. What was promised has has not been delivered and I'm really disappointed. I feel cheated, especially after paying for the pass. I'll be opening a dispute with my bank tomorrow in an attempt to get my money back.

 

[oh no its pipkun]

That isn't true at all, did you even listen to the twitter space? He actually said exactly that multiple times throughout the (extremely hostile) interview. "I didn't understand the culture at the time, I was new in America" etc. I get you really hate sickos more than you love Ozzy but the amount of reaching and outright dishonesty from the anti-Simmons camp is insane.

the magic words are "i am a dumb chink who doesn't know english". Do uou know why? because its degrading and self deprecating and makes him swallow his pride even in his last moments.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

Dick Masterson is going to bat for Simmons....

'Whatever. It’s fucked up what’s being done to Simmons right now. Straight up bullying. The bad kind. Not the funny kind. Call into my show on Sunday if you want,
@lostdie! And good luck!" -Masterson on Twitter

Sorry if I missed someone posting this but I didn't see it mentioned.

Good man. Because as a sort of dissident comedy cotraveller who usually cosigns Sam's outrageous ventures as a fellow comedy man onlooker, the pressure is on to simp for rebbe Samuel Shmuley Israel Hydeowitz.

 

[stink rink]

Jon isn't hung over, it's just morning sickness. Simmons has an anchor baby on the way.