🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Officer Jenny's Feet]

OK but I am not asking for spoon-feed I just don't know where to find any highlights, there's like a hundred youtube channels and I don't know which ones have good highlights and which ones are fuckin garbo.
I'm a faggot for sure but I'm not asking to be given a run down, just a poke in the right direction to look.
Like are the highlights on this thread comprehensive enough or is Ah Geez Dood good? I want to be in depth caught up.

There's a daily twitter thread along with clips. "Not" an official fishtank twitter, but Sam interacts with it.

https://twitter.com/fishtankdotlive

 

[Ticking Pigeon]

There's a daily twitter thread along with clips. "Not" an official fishtank twitter, but Sam interacts with it.

https://twitter.com/fishtankdotlive

Thankyou so much. This is all I needed. I really appreciate this.
And now anybody can quote your reply if some other newfag fresh meat comes in.
Thanks again.

 

[Nigger Faggotson]

I apologise hugely in advance but I couldn't see it in the OP. I am just joining now and nobody in the actual Fishtank chat can tell me. Where is a good place to recap/catch up? I can look at the archives but there's got to be an enormous amount of unimportant stuff.
Any advice/suggestions would be appreciated and if there is some masterpost of Daily updates or something lmk and I'll delete this stupid ass post.
Thanks guys.

Lotan on youtube does imperfect daily recaps. Not the best nor accurate but it's the best thing we've got so far in that regard. There's good summaries of particular events within this thread but unfortunately you have to hunt for them because OP said he doesn't have time to update the OP himself (don't blame him). There's other youtube channels like Fres and rockystream that help with keeping up to date with the highlights.

He had some explicitly pedophilic content on his old instagram and twitter that was exposed live during his interview with frank hassle (premium hassle content, would recommend) and aparently wrote a book about grooming minors on holiday camps. The book itself was named something along the lines of 'a camp counselor was fired for providing alcohol to a minor and attempting to rape her: here's how to do it correctly'. Simmon's explanation was that he wrote it as a guide for counselors to date other counselors and minors to date other minors and that the unfortunate title came from his 'poor ability to speak english back then herro prease'. Overall the book is extremely cursed and disturbing and the guy is clearly a deviant who ought to be put down for the sake of humanity.

Spoiler: My thoughts on that.

Simmons is a foreign weirdo who is completely confused by American degeneracy and whose English is much worse than you think. My wife knows a chink in person that is similar to Simmons and she confided in her that she doesn't understand most things people say to her, even after living in an English speaking country for years and years. Their grasp of the language is much poorer than you can imagine, because a lot of their chinky fitting in involves faking that they understand people. In reality, they barely get by. That also goes for understanding the culture.

The book isn't extremely cursed, it's just 15 pages of ESL garbage by a chinky retard trying to make money. Him saying "Here's how to do it the right way" can be interpreted as "here's how to rape kids and get away with it" or "here's how to be a better camp counsellor"; which one do you think he meant? That he's outright admitting this is a guide on how to rape kids? The rest of the book doesn't refer to anything like that so by lack of evidence to the former, it has to be the latter. That "explicitly pedophilic content" on his socials amounted to a bad joke about long legs. The guy's retarded and autistic, sure, but a pedophile or a predator? You're going to need something more concrete than poor Engrish and bad jokes.

 

[DOUBLE_WHEEL]

Since i don't want to read 5 billion pages, what's wrong about this summary since it's getting negrated to shit?

It wasn't explicitly a grooming guide and that wasn't the title of the book it was a quote from the book, but otherwise nothing. Simmons had stuff on his instagram and youtube that was much worse than the book. Maybe the negraters didn't like his use of language or that he's bring up stuff that has already passed so far behind. I still would have rather seen Simmons tortured out than dragged out.

The comment he's replying to is saying pro-Simmons people should kill themselves, he misinterpreted it and thought he was trying to defend Simmons

That would make since if half the negraters weren't the same on both posts, operator mcfaggot seems to be just adding on context wrongly and very late.

 

[Targeted Individual]

I accidentally clicked on your profile and I think your banner debunks that claim

"accidentally"

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Since i don't want to read 5 billion pages, what's wrong about this summary since it's getting negrated to shit?

You can tell when someone is just going by what the mob has said and didn't actually read the pages themself.

 

[Lidl Drip]

I appear in a reply, where does that leave me

Anime avatar. There was never hope to begin with.

 

[Sammich]

This "retard" is smarter than 98% of the people on Twitter holy shit lmao

Jon is changing my opinion on his generate single handedly. That's a great view to have, and it used to be pretty standard when i was his age a bit more than two decades ago. He's a bit slow, yeah, and talks funny, but he's been through some shit and came out the other side pretty reasonable. It would be perfectly normal for him to go full wignat, but he isn't. He's just a naive guy with a big fucking heart.
Josie and jon are well liked for a good reason.

 

[lupinthethird]

It’s amazing really. Flawed creative vision, botched technical execution, but it’s still one of the most entertaining productions in years. The only way to explain it is God blesses everything the righteous Jon touches.

It has no right to be as entertaining as it is given how little prepared Jet was and still is for it. I honestly wonder how it would go without fan favorite fish like Jon and Josie

 

[JamusActimus]

I feel like Jon is less bicurious now that Simmons is gone.

Maybe Sam did save him from getting groomed or having a sexual awakening.

 

[Sammich]

I apologise hugely in advance but I couldn't see it in the OP. I am just joining now and nobody in the actual Fishtank chat can tell me. Where is a good place to recap/catch up? I can look at the archives provides by the site itself but there's got to be an enormous amount of unimportant stuff if its 24/7 stream.
Any advice/suggestions would be appreciated and if there is some masterpost of Daily updates or something lmk and I'll delete this stupid ass post.
Thanks guys.

I follow these two twitter accounts, jet neptune and sam hyde are posting some stuff on twitter as well. Might not be a terrible idea to put these in the OP maybe?

https://twitter.com/fishtankdotlive
https://twitter.com/uglyophelia

 

[Aristides]

I want to note that there was a lot of silence and dead air during Vance's conversation with tts and chat this time around. His attitude seemed to be focused around planning. Tone was generally monotone. This post is long enough, I'll post more when he says more shit. All quotes are roughly exactly the same as what he said. I'm typing this stuff out as fast as I can to keep up so forgive typos. All Vance quotes or generalized speech is in green.

The Vancelog is now a downright Vancecast, with paypigs asking him questions and him answering them. It has already been made into a post but I'll leave this here because it's formatted differently. Would you like to know more about this delivery driver who only befriends losers? Tune in...

Vance lays on his bed in Bedroom 1, playing around with his drum pad and talking to TTS. It should be noted that he stops and listens attentively whenever a TTS message is sent to the living room, looking for clues and checking if paypigs are ratting him out. They are, and remind Jon of how he is not to be trusted. He almost psychotically gets up every ten to twenty minutes to check if Violetta is eavesdropping in the hallway. Some TTS messages are copy-pasted from the fishtank website, others are jotted down from memory. Many of the sportsball messages and lots of the discussion concerning his lame-ass taste in music have been omitted.

TTS: "Do you think it will come down to a popular vote in the end?"
"No, I think it will be popularity till the end and then at that point it'll just be... the game."

TTS: "What are your thoughts on teaming up with Damiel to take out Jon?"
"That's literally the plan, I've been with Damiel since day one, I'm not gonna turn my back on him."

TTS: "Favorite brand of glue?"
He laughs. "I'm a simple guy, I like Elmer's. I tried that Gorilla Glue shit, I won't touch that again."

He talks about Violetta. "I feel like I'm not even mean to her, I feel like I'm very nice to her."

TTS: "everyone is talking shit behind each others backs. everyone is playing the game."
"Yeah, they should be. They're stupid if they're not."

TTS: "Your patience with everyone is palpable."
He goes on about this for some time.
"You know what's crazy, I haven't raised my voice the entire time. I think I yelled to the camera, but you know. One thing to keep in mind here is that we're literally like, characters, you know. We're providing entertainment, we're trying to. It's fucking hard. Just keep in mind, everybody here is a character playing a role, that's how I see it. It is reality but like, same time, we're making content. To me, at least, all the backstabbing behavior is all part of it and I think it should be encouraged. But, you know, at the same time some times I feel bad for things I've said. I'm not tryna actually upset anybody, I'm not like an actual dickhead. When you're in this environment, watching it is completely different from living it. If any of you were living it, the worst of you will come out."

TTS: "Vance, tell us something we can't figure out on our own."
"Something you can't figure out on your own? I don't fucking know..."

TTS: "Stay strong lone wolf. The trials of the tank are too poultry for your wits."
He laughs. "Thanks."

TTS: "to early in the game for extremes and cool heads cant be broke vance gang"
"Vance gaaang. I don't feel like I'm being too extreme."

Vance starts muttering to himself, "the letty army.... the letty army will destroy me..." in reference to a TTS message saying this, then says "I'll be real, though. I do like everybody here."

TTS: "Rank everyone from most to least annoying."
"Most to least? Okay. Jon, Letty... ah, fuck. Damn, this gets tough. The least annoying..." he gets up and checks the hallway again. "Gotta be careful, man." He lays back down. "The least annoying is Josie. The other two, they don't annoy me so it's hard to rank 'em."

TTS: "Not trying to discourage but how the fuck will anyone last 50+ days?"
He laughs. "We'll see, I do know I was good the whole time, you saw the cell challenge. I didn't have to piss, I wasn't hungry, I could've gone the other night. I think that's more or less how this will unfold. I can fucking- I can hunker down and last a long time."

TTS: "The cell looked like a hot stinky nightmare. I'd want to microwave those babies."
"It really wasn't that bad, the worst part, it was cold in there."

Vance says "You guys should look up Hurt Hawks. H-U-R-T, space, H-A-W-K-S. He's fuckin'..." and is interrupted by TTS.

TTS: "Reality is outside. In here you can be someone else. Apocalypse now type beat."
"Yeah, I feel like this shit would be boring if..." I missed what he said. "it's fun to play it up."

TTS: "Were you lying about Letty being annoying to make your girlfriend less jealous?"
He scoffs and wags his head no. "She is annoying, but like..." "I don't hate her, she gets on my hairs, I do think she's way too sneaky." "It's funny coming from me but I can recognize that she's sneaky, sneakier than me, which is a problem. But I haven't had any real conversations with her, I don't hate her or anything like that." "I'm trying to find a balance between being entertaining, going behind people's backs, providing some entertainment, but also not being too much of a dickhead to people. If I actually upset somebody, I don't want that. I'm trying to not take things too far. But yeah, you saw that shit she was tryna pull with the fishbuck."

TTS: "Vance the lance of apollo, write down some lyrics. You will win, are you excited?"
"Yes, I'm excited, and I know I'll win." His tone of voice saying this made my stomach churn a little.

TTS: "Vance, rank everyone left in the house on a scale of one to ten. I wont repeat"
"You already know. Damiel, 10. Josie, 10. Sylvia, 10." "I rate Jon and Letty 7 out of 10. Sometimes they're more of a 6 or a 5." He says this next part in a morose tone, as if tired of repeating himself: "But I can still be in a room with them, I can still hang out with them or whatever..."

TTS: "Why did it take you so long to rank Letty?"
"I was listening to shit downstairs. I think the thing with Letty and Jon is that the worlds we come from are so different, that I have trouble understanding them and relating to them. Like the advice I was giving her about being creative or whatever, that was real. I feel like you guys can tell when I'm trying to be real and when I'm trying to... fuckin'... what was I trying to say... scheme, I guess. Playing the game."

Sylvia walks in, looking for something in one of the dressers.
TTS: "Do you actually sniff glue? If that was a bit I'm actually vancepilled till the end."
Sylvia looks at him and smiles as she rummages through a drawer. Vance smiles back.
"You guys are gonna have to check back the footage. I've been sniffing since kindergarten."

Vance hums a tune then says "someone asked what's the most difficult adjustment, not listening to music. I've been literally singing songs in my head."

TTS: "Letty feels alone. She wants to be held. At least let her share the bed."
He does a nasally voice and jokes: "Bro, how you gon' play me like that, bruh. Bruh, how you gon' play me like that?!" In a serious tone, he says "but yeah, some times she says stuff like that. I feel bad. But she's not alone, she has Jooon..."

TTS: "any1 with half a brain wil realize that letty is a vile BPD witch. damnation"
"Damn... Damn, son... Damn, fool..."

TTS: "How funny would it be if you lost to Jon. L M A O. j"
"That would be funny. I'm not gonna lie, from a viewer standpoint, that would be funny."

TTS: "Vance, I hope you lose to Jon. That being said, WA represent and nice camo shirt"
"Thanks... and that's okay."

Vance says "dude, when's this fucking baby challenge gonna be over? Fuuuck..."

TTS: "Whose bed should I take? If you don't name someone I'll take yours, don't fucking try me."
"I mean, there's only one option." He points at Violetta's bed. "I'm not gonna tell you to take Josie's bed or Sylvia's bed or Damiel's bed, and Jon doesn't have a bed, so... take it or leave it."

Violetta comes in and he leaves. TTS mentions Vance being duplicitous. Violetta laughs quietly. There's a long pause, then she says something about people making fun of Jon when he's not around, and mentions someone being two-faced. I couldn't catch it, but I'm guessing she was talking about Vance. She speaks in a soft voice, almost whispering: "Damiel's a dick but he's not two-faced at least... he makes it clear if he doesn't like you..." Vance comes back in and lays in his bed. TTS says something like "you got this, Letty" and it's a little tense between them. They eventually sleep.

 

[Nigger Racism]

I feel like Jon is less bicurious now that Simmons is gone.

Maybe Sam did save him from getting groomed or having a sexual awakening.

Jon's physical interactions with Simmons were purely platonic. If you'd point out how sus the massages and everything else were to him he'd just look at you weird and resume reading his Bible, man's too pure for that gay shit

 

[eaglesfan665]

TTS: "You will win, are you excited?"
Vance: "Yes, I'm excited, and I know I'll win."

This interaction perfectly sums up Yeance and his TTS acolytes. Boring as fuck.

 

[Kong Strong]

It wasn't explicitly a grooming guide and that wasn't the title of the book it was a quote from the book, but otherwise nothing. Simmons had stuff on his instagram and youtube that was much worse than the book. Maybe the negraters didn't like his use of language or that he's bring up stuff that has already passed so far behind. I still would have rather seen Simmons tortured out than dragged out.

That would make since if half the negraters weren't the same on both posts, operator mcfaggot seems to be just adding on context wrongly and very late.

Are you talking about the fake instagram posts the interviewers kept trying to spring on him? It is literally only the long legs SEO spam post, in a sea of hundreds of normal SEO spam posts.
The chances he is a pedo are extremely low, he is however extremely ESL and someone who wrote a bunch of retarded books full of stolen content from other sources including like youtube, there are transcribed youtuber intros in the books lol.

 

[Fortyone]

Not sure if it's been posted already but ice posiedon might be trying to worm his way into the project, he was responding to Jet's tweet seeing if anyone knows IRL streamers. He probably sees how much money Pre-mansion Ice posiedon style content is making and might get back into it.

 

[JamusActimus]

It has no right to be as entertaining as it is given how little prepared Jet was and still is for it. I honestly wonder how it would go without fan favorite fish like Jon and Josie

The producer know how valuable both are. I guess they will kinda protect them to keep them as long as possible.

Even a merit based shows like Hell Kitchen kept contestants like Raj (who was garbage) for way longer that he should have stayed just because he was content gold.

Maybe it's cope and I am very bad at prediction but I feel like Damiel only purpose is being a fall guy for someone like Jon or Josie.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I just noticed they're selling merch now.

Spoiler: t-shirts

Anyone who buys this needs to be put on a list.

 

[Marche]

Not sure if it's been posted already but ice posiedon might be trying to worm his way into the project, he was responding to Jet's tweet seeing if anyone knows IRL streamers. He probably sees how much money Pre-mansion Ice posiedon style content is making and might get back into it.

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Icepiss is toxic, not in the whole "problematic yikes hes toxic" he is just a toxic cloud for introducing the worst people into any scene he is part of, even his latest additions from his Japanese trip turn out to be a creepy sex weirdo.
That also said he is an incredibly jewish business man who can grift money so easy from retards.

 

[Goomatora]

The cage challenge finale has been clipped and I will upload it as soon as the other shit finishes processing. Rare Vance W

SOO many gay errors on my part in terms of making a multi part upload, so fuck it, SUPERCUT of the Cage Challenge, if you want to waste 7 hours of your life here you go