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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Aristides said:
About the epic troll list, he admits some of these jokes can no longer be done as they would've required him to have commited to them since day one. Saying he's a glue huffer is one them. Some of them are kept secret from the audience, and he doesn't read those aloud. "My plan was to come in here and be a total... dickhead."
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This nigga thinks he's Sam Hyde with the Idubbbz gaslighting document. For someone who has so many quirky and funny plans that he thinks will be entertaining he sure doesn't like utilizing them.

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TTS: "Why weren't there any blacks in the flintstones? Because they were all still monkeys."

Jon: "That's a good point."
 
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RL Steinbeck said:
I'm still way behind, but I want to ask about this before I forget, so sorry if it's been addressed.

Has there been any official announcement of what the final product's format will actually be?

I've seen a lot of comments mention a Season One DVD (which I thought too initially because there's a snazzy little DVD boxset concept image on the popup), but then I noticed it specifically says "FREE copy of Fishtank Season One, emailed to you once complete." This to me says stream/file download; there's nothing verbally about receiving a DVD boxset on top of that.

So, unless there's been an official tweet or clip of Sam/Jet talking about a real physical boxset, I'm forced to assume this is just another deliberate ambiguity in order to make more sales out the gate by making a false implication with the image.

Of course, like I said, I could have completely missed something-- does anyone have more info whether or not they've talked about it at all?
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If they do eventually sell DVDs, I'll buy them. It can sit cozy next to the Everything Is Terrible, and Gummo.
 
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
Do you have access to the archives currently? Could you post an image of what's in them.
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Lettie getting to the bottom of the mystery of what she did wrong. First asking Sylvia in B3, then she'll ask Josie in B4. Lettie knows there's shenanigans afoot.

Watching two women make small talk when they don't want to and sorta don't like each other is funny
 
After having a very pointless interaction with Sylvia asking if TTS is bullying her because she's done something wrong, Letty walks into Josie room and stares at her plushies for a solid 10 seconds in what seems to be a look of envy. She returns to Sylvia's room in order to discuss her fascination with small toys similar to her stress ball she received earlier. Sylvia says that she's happy she won a fishbuck earlier, and that Nick knew what she was going for in regards to her businesses.

Sylvia claims that she sometimes works online while also having an irl job, and Letty is impressed by this. Sylvia then says she quit her job in mid December and that she used to be a dietary aid in an Alzheimer's home where she made the food for them. She would have to sometimes blend up food for the patients and had to be very careful in regards to dietary restrictions. They both leave the room shortly after.

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Damn, I think Vance and Sylvia won Jon over, he's not as enthusiastic as he usually is talking talking to Lettie. She mentioned remote viewing and he completely blew her off. Damn

Edit - I'm wrong and gay and suck 37 cocks, Jon still wants to read the Bible.

Extra Edit - Vance and Sylvia are loitering and do NOT want to leave Jon alone with Lettie.
 
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ChunkyKong said:
How long are the vids on average? is it like full feeds or clips? Also can you download the archives?
Tbh i'm close to dropping the $40 (sober this time). These guys have been my entertainment for the last 11 days and I definitely feel like I watched my $40 worth.
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The archive is vids of any movement and talking, starting and stopping. So there's a few that are a hour or so, most are a couple minutes. They're in .MKV so you've gotta convert into .MP4, otherwise they're kinda fucky.
 
curbside2 said:
Not sure if anyone noted this from earlier.


Jon was asked if he had any advice on kicking an addiction. Jon said that his best advice would be to work out. Letty asked him what happens if they don’t have any legs. Jon said then they better use their arms. Letty then asked what happens if they don’t have arms too. Jon responded for her not to come at him with that shit.
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curbside2 said:
TTS said that Jon sounds like their moms pussy. Jon didn’t miss a beat and said, “why the fuck do you know what your moms pussy sounds like?” Then he contemplated it some more and said, “Could you imagine if someone’s pussy had an autistic man’s voice coming out of it?”
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Holy shit, people wonder why i like jon. Shit like that makes it hard to not like him. "do not come at me with that shit"HA!
 
Meth Until Death said:
The archive is vids of any movement and talking, starting and stopping. So there's a few that are a hour or so, most are a couple minutes. They're in .MKV so you've gotta convert into .MP4, otherwise they're kinda fucky.
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RobotGentleman said:
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Here's what it looks like when you go into the archive folders. Clicking on any of these automatically downloads them.
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Sweet deal, May need to pull the plug once I pay rent. Shit has been worth it imho. Really excited to see what the interviews are like too.
 
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