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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The sound effects are awful, they constantly drown out any conversations going on in the room and most of the fish are already just ignoring them.
 
Question, is any of the fish actually using the gumball machine? I can't recall seeing anyone use it despite being given quarters.
 
Question, is any of the fish actually using the gumball machine? I can't recall seeing anyone use it despite being given quarters.
It was used a couple times the first few days, but haven't seen it used recently and have not seen Jet scatter quarters either.
 
Question, is any of the fish actually using the gumball machine? I can't recall seeing anyone use it despite being given quarters.
I saw Jon use it the night of the cell challenge. No idea what he got in it because all of the random shit stacked on top of the counters and the cabinets being open blocked most of the view.
 
Sylvia trying to come off as more outgoing and wacky only to have Jon basically grab the wiffle bat and give a proper demonstration on genuine impulsive behavior.

"Dis is how its duhn"

Edit: Sylvia should try more one - on -ones with TTS. She really doesn't need to do this damiel tier acting out. But I understand, there's a lot of pressure right now and I think she's mistaken the viewer base as being majority edgy types, She's got a fair amount of viewers who enjoy her presence but the negative tts and voices speak louder in her head vs the positive ones.
 
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Question, is any of the fish actually using the gumball machine? I can't recall seeing anyone use it despite being given quarters.
They should just feed them gruel and not buy them stuff, so they are forced to use the gumball machine and the shit they get from lootboxes/snack deliveries
 
The sound effects are awful, they constantly drown out any conversations going on in the room and most of the fish are already just ignoring them.
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
 
TTS asked Jon "A friendly witch, or two snakes?" Jon says "both will fuck you over in the end", but he'd have to choose between one or the other. Letty and Sylvia just sat there in uncomfortable silence.

Jon then started going off on the Catholic Church, saying they're devil-worshipers. "Why do you think Jesus said not to trust the church? The church is not to be twusted."
 
TTS asked Jon "A friendly witch, or two snakes?" Jon says "both will fuck you over in the end", but he'd have to choose between one or the other. Letty and Sylvia just sat there in uncomfortable silence.
Jon goes "what did it say" and Lettie and Sylvia are just staring at each other hard lmao. Lettie repeats it and hisses at Sylvia :story:
You could not have scripted it better
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
I'd chalk it up to being middle of a Sunday. People are out doing stuff. At night it goes up to 9-10k again.
Not the 20+k it was originally, however.
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
They won't because they are wiggers and are making profit regardless.

If the team weren't wiggers the cameras would have a compressor/limiter and viewers wouldn't be subjected to Jon redlining them every time he yawns or tard shrieks.
 
I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
They need to find a balance. We didn’t have tts for multiple days in a row, and it was the fish interactions that drove the show. I get they want to entertain the pay piggies, but imo seeing the fish discuss stuff and conflicts arise naturally is far more entertaining than constant J spam and puking noises. The interactions between Jon and a Letty on the couch were cut short last night due to tts, and it was a real shame because I was looking forward to how Letty would utilize the situation.
 
Jon is confusing the lack of need of a church to worship God and understanding it as "The Catholic church itself is bad and Jesus didn't trust it"
 
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