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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Vance is a delivery driver. Whether that means UPS/Pizza Hut/Ubereats I have no clue. I'm not sure if he's ever talked about it.
He once briefly talked to Jon about it, speaking in riddles as you would to entertain a child. Something about him being the guy who gives you the "special delivery" and smoking weed as he does it. Unless he was just lying to Jon again, he's a pothead and smokes on the job. Something about the way he phrased made me think he might be the one selling the weed. I can't see why he would lie to Jon about this because it doesn't seem like a Sam-style gaslighting joke or something that would endear him to Jon, the two main reasons Vance would lie to his face.

Vance said he's the guy that does the "special delivery" and told Jon he smokes weed "all day every day." The website describes him as a delivery driver, is he hinting at selling weed on the side or am I overthinking this? I can't tell how much of what he's saying is a facetious lie he's telling Jon and how much of it is true. I wouldn't put it past him to be a pothead.
 
They need to find a balance. We didn’t have tts for multiple days in a row, and it was the fish interactions that drove the show. I get they want to entertain the pay piggies, but imo seeing the fish discuss stuff and conflicts arise naturally is far more entertaining than constant J spam and puking noises. The interactions between Jon and a Letty on the couch were cut short last night due to tts, and it was a real shame because I was looking forward to how Letty would utilize the situation.
I guess that's why they had an option to pay to turn off cams? But the system is seriously flawed, how bout an option to turn off cams but you have to pay to re-activate the feed for yourself only rather than for everyone else?
 
Sunday, the day of rest, the house has not been cleaned.
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She thought about and said two (2) bro
Must have missed it, my bad. I'm off my game today I suppose.
 
I've had the opposite reaction from my wife, she comes and checks occasionally when I'm laughing and nearly died laughing when I showed her the clips of Sam destroying things or when they were locked in the room with him.
GF saw the clip of Josie dancing with the purple dino plushie and said she must be protected at all costs
 
Sharks appear.
Take most of the chairs and replace them with tiny blue plastic ones.
Sharks are shoving things into garbage bags.
Go upstairs and continue stuffing things into the bags.
Some of the contestants follow.
A shark starts to put a handful of papers into the bag and Hog shouts "NOOO! That's my art!"
He gives it back to her.
Sharks leave.
Dam spins around and declares that the sharks took the oil he needs for cooking the chicken.
 
Sharks came and took all the toys and any uneaten snacks.
They also lost chair privileges and are confined to small blue plastic chairs.
Josie's plushies were left untouched.
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I wonder how they’re going to address the fact that the more they mess with the production the lower the view count. The numbers are noticeably lower today.
I don't think it's taken much of a dip for this time of day. It's usually around 6-9k and right now it's currently 7.5k.
 
Having not cleaned the house themselves, the Sharks burst onto the scene to do it themselves in typical Shark fashion (loudly and aggressively). Sylvia asks Damiel if he said somethiing to cause this. Damiel says he was just talking to Jet and is unrelated to the Shark behavior.
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Is the "progress bar" even tied to how many people buy memberships or is it just an artificial way of getting people to shill with Hassle showing up regardless of user input?
I think they're just manually updating it, or its just scheduled to auto-update over very long intervals vs updating in real time.
 
Jon has taken upon himself to bring the FishTank the word of the Lord on this holy day of the week, via the karaoke machine. The rest of the Fish not feeling the Lord's love.
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